User:Mr-ex777/World's worst trolling attempt: an abomination unleashed (Video Game)
| World's worst trolling attempt: an abomination unleashed | |
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| Genere | Fighting Game, Pay-to-Win Scam |
| Developers | GheymerGays, Gaiginga the Star |
| Publishers | Faggots |
| Composers | Not even the worst of faggots will help them in their Faggotry |
| Who will play it? | ABSOLUTELY NONE. It's not funny. |
| Ratings | -100/100 (Metacritic) (They designed a negative point just for this game) 0.000% (Gamerankings) 1/10 (Gamespot) 1/10(GameFAQs) |
“I used a cheat code to give me infinite coins to win this game”
World's worst trolling attempt: an abomination unleashed is a trolling attempt made by Gheymergays (An attempt to troll Gamergate by Cracked.com "Indie Developer" Joe "5 Guys" Queen and "King of Faggots" "Electronic AIDS" Bill-chan.) and the "King of DM (Duel Masters) trolls" from Japan "Gaiginga The Star" (ガイギンガ・ザ・スター) who is a gigantic faggot who often breaks more shields than the opponent then delaying the timer, making the opponent lose due to timeout, and due to this he has been banned in all official Duel Masters tournaments. The game is regarded by 99% of gamers as the single worst video game since the first video game was invented and the worst trolling attempt ever presented in internet history. (With the 1% of gamers being either the worst kind of troll or members of GheymerGays.)
Gameplay[edit | edit source]
The Game shortly known as "WWTA: AAU" or "Abomination Unleashed" is a fighting game that is created to parody the likes of scams like "Skullgirls" and "Street Fighter 5" and abominations of the past like "Shaq Fu". The player is given a single character known as "Kung Fu Master" right at the start which is a super horrible character that can only punch, jump and kick, and you must defeat 10 characters in your story quest. This is easier said than done, as most enemies will have bullet hell moves, instant-kill moves, and the final boss will even kill you before the start of the battle. What's worse, some later enemies will even have no hitboxes at all and you will have to use the KO button to kill them, which costs 10000 coins, and after you get defeated you may use 10000 coins to revive yourself as well. However coins are impossible to obtain without using microtransactions and the microtransactions in this game only work 50% of the time and you may not get the item even if you paid due to a bug that the trolls developers think it's funny to leave that bug alone, and any attempts to have them fix that bug will result in your Facebook, Twitter, DeviantART and Google account being hax0red and they start to upload shock images and videos with the title "I AM A TREMENDOUS FAGGOT" using them. Additionally, the KO button will not work on the final boss at the start and you will only die and you must click the revive button, only to be killed by it's attacks where every single one of them is a one-shot kill. It DOES have a hitbox but your puny attacks will do only little damage to it and you will die, no exceptions. After you beat the game with this character you can unlock the remaining 6 characters which are more powerful but can't even give you an advantage over the hell-fuckers in this game, and each enemy you fight with these characters are different but does not change the difficulty. And as a result you may purchase different premium characters and some of them are based on Duel Masters, but again the transactions might not work and you may still die and you will always die at the final boss. There is also a multiplayer mode but it's so glitchy that the servers will not work 90% of the time and using specials there will crash your game and kick you out. Anyone who asked them to fix this again gets hax0red for the Lulz. Not to say just like most shite fighting games, the controls suck and are just as bad as moving a 5-ton rock, bringing the level of shite to a new level unseen in gaming history. And finally, each special has a FIVE SECOND DELAY so if you want to play this like a coherent fighting game you can go fellate yourself instead.
Plot[edit | edit source]
1 year before the start of the Alignment of Faggotry (Not to be confused with Mr-ex777's version of the Alignment), The anti-gods has started to perform what they call "Miracles" on humanity and humanity started to get deluded into faggotry, turning them into like-minded individuals fapping to Furry porn. In order to Defeat the Trio of anti-gods and the True form of faggotry itself, the government decided to recruit heroes to fight them. However, these heroes must defeat each other in order to prove themselves the last one and the most worthy. A martial expert known as "Kung Fu Master" decided to challenge the tournament and become the hero who defeats faggotry. Little does he know what kind of hell he will be into...
Characters[edit | edit source]
Playable Characters[edit | edit source]
There are 7 free characters available. 6 of them also act as enemies in each run, with the other 4 being non-playable.
Kung Fu Master[edit | edit source]
A person related to the Kung Fu Man from Mugen who can only run, jump, kick and punch and also perform a special move as well. Since most enemies in this game have bullet hell moves, spam projectiles, have instant-kill moves or even have no hitboxes, the only way you can win against later opponents is to use the KO button. Maybe after the first 4 opponents you will. His special move is making 100 extremely rapid kicks that do over 100 combos, but you will not always win with that of course, and it, just like all special moves have a 5 second delay which is bullshit.
Hatsune Miku[edit | edit source]
A blue-haired Weeaboo idol who can kick and punch much faster than Kung Fu Master and also bash enemies will massive music notes, and due to some sick fuck in GheymerGays, can also become inflated with worms and spew them from her vagina as well. Her strongest special move is turning into a skeletal monster and rip the opponent to pieces. And did i say that it also has a delay of 5 seconds? Anyway, any unsuspecting weeaboo who somehow manages to pull out her special moves will be scarred with sick fuck wet dreams who regular people see as nightmares.
Mega number 666[edit | edit source]
A devil version of Megaman who is sent to pull sarcasm on the faggotry known as "Mighty No. 9". It has the ability to do what megaman does and also can Goatse himself and shoot laser beams from his Goatse'd anus. His strongest special move is to go into the air and shoot a massive laser beam that covers half of the screen, and nobody will use it and you know why. He can also shoot projectiles that move so fast that it stun-locks most enemies to death, causing the only way to play him being keep spamming projectiles. Any special will get you killed quickly.
Mr. Randomness[edit | edit source]
A Cruft Lord who is capable of executing random moves like dropping pianos, Summon laser locusts to swarm the enemy and shoot meteors to crush it. His strongest special move is the opponent's special move but nobody cares as it will get owned anyway. Not to say that all of his moves are Random and he may even crash the game with one of his moves which has a 40% of appearing and 9 out of 10 he will use that, causing many players to go Insane.
Hyper-dimensional Faggotron No. 34[edit | edit source]
As it's name suggests, The Hyper-Dimensional Faggotron No. 34 is a massive robot made of faggotry that does all sorts of moves just to humiliate sane people. for example, it sends a massive flock of Ponies flying on the opponent doing over 50 combos, Sending a fat furry that squashes the enemy and becomes so fat that it literally explodes, and binds and tickles the enemy's feet with a feather all for Faggotry. Is created by the True form of faggotry but for some reason it's still here anyway in order to shit on any sane person playing this game.
Glenmalt, Dragon Edge[edit | edit source]
Gaiginga The Star inserted this character along with other duel master crossover characters, and this is so broken for a free character that you may be amazed that it's not premium but you will get killed anyway.
Glenmalt's sword can transform into Gaiginga after Glenmalt attacks with his sword twice, and this Gaiginga can kill most enemies in 2 or 3 hits aside of enemies with no hitboxes. When he gets hit with a special with Gaiginga active he will have no hitboxes and can now attack enemies without hitboxes as well, but it still can't prevent him from being killed by the final boss right at the start and the player must still pay 10000 coins to continue. Still one of the better made free characters, but as an enemy he will own you completely especially when playing as Kung Fu Master. He has no special moves but it's still enough.
Ebola-Chan[edit | edit source]
In order to anger the Black Community, they designed this character in order to wipe out the Nigger's sanity for the lulz. Her abilities include injecting opponents with Ebola causing them to die in 30 seconds, (IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THAT LONG, of course) Shooting Ebola projectiles that do over half damage per hit, and using her hair to stimulate enemies so they will get owned for the Lulz. Her strongest special move is to rain down Ebola that takes all the opponent's HP in one hit...If you can, all the special moves in this game have a 5 second delay. Also she is still not cheap enough to deal with enemies with no hitboxes.
Unplayable Characters[edit | edit source]
These characters appear as bosses in all paths and are so insane that nobody had ever found a way past them aside of the KO button, Premium Characters, and the revive button.
Remilia Scarlet and Flandre Scarlet[edit | edit source]
Their sprites do come from the original MUGEN character they are based on but in reality they use the EXACT SAME MOVES they used in their respective Games Hellholes. Seriously. To top this off, they also fly midair and even ONE of their bullets are near OHKO and will burn you to oblivion while you struggle to attack. They have no special moves but that is enough to melt your mind and you will become Insane. Not to say it's also created by Gaiginga the Star and everybody knows massive Lulz and Trolling ensues.
Chuck Norris[edit | edit source]
Based on the Chuck Norris from Mugen, he has 4 OHKO specials and he will use them right at the start 50% of the time. Anybody who tries to fight him using strategy and a sane mind will get all their sanity robbed and head exploded. Not to say he has no hitboxes as well.
You[edit | edit source]
This boss has 2 forms, a form that mimics your character and one that reveals it's true form, a gigantic, fat and naked basement dweller. In the first form it has twice the speed and attack of your character so it literally owns you, especially you are playing as Glenmalt or Ebola-Chan. It has very low HP however so try to kill it as quick as possible if you can. Thankfully when playing as some overly cheap characters such as Crazy-catastrophe and the KO button, this form will be skipped in order to stop excess insanity, but when you are playing this game you WILL become insane so it doesn't matter. Then the second form appears whose massive body ensures all it's moves will kill you in one hit, it also does touch damage as well so the only way to kill it with Kung Fu Master is to use the KO Button. Surely the lowest form of faggotry just like you in IRL.
The True form of faggotry[edit | edit source]
Kills you right at the start of the fight and you must click the continue button. Even if you do it will start spamming 99% unavoidable projectiles that are virtually impossible to stop and even one of them kills you in one hit. It's also immune to to the KO Button before you continue once as well, so you may as well as die.
Premium Characters[edit | edit source]
These characters can be bought for a price of 8.99 USD per character. In fact don't pay them as at 50 percent of the time the fags who created this raw, uncondensed pile of faggotry get money while you get nothing.
KO Button[edit | edit source]
A KO Button that can kill anything before the start of the battle, even the Final Boss. Made just to make your butthole despair.
Katsuking, Kung Fu Shogun[edit | edit source]
All of his attacks have infinite power and can kill everything instantly. But power isn't everything and it's just as bad in the actual card game itself. He has no special attacks and all of his attacks are quick as hell so you have no worries.
Shaquille O'Neal[edit | edit source]
The same type of shit that Shaq Fu had, only 1000 times worse as this games controls are actually worse than the digital hell known as Shaq Fu. Why would someone buy this is beyond my guess.
Bill Rizer[edit | edit source]
Legendary warrior from Contra. He uses guns to attack so he can attack flying enemies easily. He also has no hitbox and when he dies once he only loses life and can come back at most 3 times, Which means that the true form of faggotry can't kill him right at the start. One of the only 3 characters who can kill the true form of faggotry right at the start. (And all of them are premium!)
Andrew Wilson[edit | edit source]
A gigantic fat demon who swallows anything he touches, and his hitbox is at it's mouth which is completely questionable as that's not even a weak spot. Can still be killed instantly before fighting the true form of faggotry, however.
Chuck Norris[edit | edit source]
The only playable member of the elite trio of faggotry, he only has to fight 9 characters and has no hitboxes. Also, he has 4 OHKO specials just like his enemy counterpart, just watch out for Glenmalt. Chuck will fuck him up using only his bare fists, however. He still gets KOed by the final boss before he can land a hit
Ryusei Kaiser, the eternal[edit | edit source]
Binds enemies at the start of the fight and also has massive amounts of stunlock combos that can stun even the true form of faggotry to oblivion but he still can't survive it's null bracket bullshit. The hell. His strongest special move is to force the enemy to bow down to him for like 20 seconds then keep slashing it with his sword, doing over 300 combos per hit.
Crazy Catastrophe[edit | edit source]
Worse than the KO Button character, anyone who saw him fight became insane. LITERALLY.
Multiplayer Mode[edit | edit source]
Just like all fighting games you can also play with your friends or a random CPU, but as the game is intended to troll and rape the brain of gamers anally regardless of they are gaming experts or not, Lulz ensues and we are all going to eat Shitcakes.
The fact that makes the multiplayer mode lulzy is : IT DOESEN'T WORK. The servers do not work 90% of the time and People tried connecting to GamerGhey's servers for like 3 straight hours without success. Even if you went there, using a special in multiplayer mode will crash the server and kick you out from the server forcing you to reconnect which is a pity 3 hours minus. PewDiePie, the Swedish with the highest level of faggotry, (Rating At least 19000) stated that "THIS LITERALLY MELTS MY MIND I DON'T EVEN". When the king of faglords say a thing is faggotry, you know that you had created an extreme-class trolling attempt. Also, note that when you try to contact the monkeys who made this game about this, they will respond by hax0ring everything you ever had. I already mentioned that if you are reading this article carefully.
Reception[edit | edit source]
Abomination Unleashed is met with negative reviews by 100% of coherent people and 99% of gamers in the world. Metacritic gave it a -100/100, and they designed negative points just for this gigantic pile of shit. One of the reviewers said: "Playing this game is just like trying to fuck a skeleton devil spider in the butt without dying or getting hurt. Maybe doing so is more fun than this." Gamespot gave it a 1 out of 10, stating that: "This is not the worst game ever. It's not even a game. It's just a malfunctioned ATM for the Developers trolls who made it." A Reviewer in GameFAQs said: "The worst digital nightmare known to mankind. I owned the original Castlevania and Battletoads but this is just an malfunctioned ATM on fire." In the other hand the review site "GameFAGs" said "BEST TROLLING ATTEMPT EVER!!!! IT WILL MELT YOUR MIND AND YOU WILL BECOME INSANE!!!" and calls it a reflection of EA and Capcom as well. Encyclopedia Dramatica said "This gore-esque abomination is no more than a feeble trolling attempt made by two faggots from Cracked.com and a Japanese troll playing an obscure card game." The Japanese gaming review site Famitsu also said that this game is "史上最低最悪の糞ゲーム" meaning "History's lowest and worst shite game" which is 100% appropriate. The MUGEN community has called this game "An insane ripoff of a bunch of cheapies stolen from MUGEN along with an insatiable microtransaction system for characters that you could freely download for it." Finally, Black people criticized it for worshiping A Demon Called "Ebola-Chan".