User:TheVeryHungryPotato/UnPoetia:My Pseudopenis
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My Pseudopenis
By Pugsleyfan
It's great and all being a female hyena
but there is one thing you should know
having a pseudopenis
it's hard sometimes
I can put it into things
and I can stick things innit
I do not have the ability to ejaculate
I still produce lubricants
but because of these lubricants
every single cylindrical object
eventually flies out of the window
"oops it slipped", I tell my neighbours
as they ask me why there is broken glass
and a mini M&Ms tube in the midst of it
sometimes he can be a little loud, and a little blood sometimes
and other than his blood sometimes
It's that time and we still do it anyway
the neighbours, oh lord my poor neighbours
think someone is being murdered and call the cops
they arrive and see the blood on the bed
I try and tell them, nobody was hurt
they arrest me anyway
in jail they forget to put me in a hyena-proof cell
making me able to chew through the bars
with my super bite force 1,100 (psi)
I manage to escape
and return to my precious Vu