UnTunes:AstroGlide Jam
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AStroGlide Jam was a 1976 single by the Danish heavy metal band Acetic Acid. Its b-side was Hey, hoe! Let's blow!. The band members' obsessions with bed-wetting and senility ultimately cost them the mainstream popularity they desired.
- Waking up in the hospital not knowing where I am,
- Not even sure what's edible and mistaking AstroGlide for jam.
- I'm a-leavin' my dentures in the dog's food bowl and not knowing where they are!
- I'm going to the store to buy adult diapers and leaving my keys in the car!
- I'm lookin' around and wondering why my medicinal marijuana's gone,
- that stuff is the only thing that keeps away the magic squirrels this nut has drawn.
- Son, we're putting you in a retirement home because you're unsightly and you're old,
- and you'll be eating drywall and asbestos because we can't pay your weight in gold!
- Well, Dad, you're ugly and you're wife's a whore
- In fact, I only had you so I could sell your organs to the store
- Sometimes I'm not even sure I know who I am,'
- but all I know is that this AstroGlide makes a tasty jam!
- I'm looking 'round and I see a visitor,
- but I don't know whether it's my granddaughter or a prostitute for sure!
- When I was little, I learned not to wet the bed
- but now that I'm hooked up to dialysis, it's all right instead!
- Hey, hoe! Let's blow!
- Hey, hoe! Let's blow!
- Hey, hoe! Let's blow!
- Smokin' from my crack pipe
- Downin' five gallons of white wine
- Grindin' on her behind
- STDs on her backseat
- What the hell's that fungus on her left teat
- Hey, hoe! Let's blow!
- Shootin' her in the back now
- Fleein' from the crime scene
- Hey, hoe! What you want, I don't know,
- but I'm not shelling out $50 because I don't have the dough!
- Ashes on my butthair
- Flames beginning to char there
- Holy crap my ass is on fire
- I'm fleein' the crime scene naked, what a quagmire
- Hey, hoe! Let's go!
- Hey, hoe! Let's go!