User talk:CheddarBBQ/76-100

Place Your Requests For The Almighty CheddarBBQ!!!

May 21 - June 4, 2009

Highlights include:

• Penis (3)
• Sonje refuses to see the truth (12)
• Steps asks for help, leading to his dramathon (19)
• Zim brings the Steps drama here (22)

I'm not sure where to put this...

But you can put it on your userpage if you want.

User Nominated for Ban

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Saberwolf116 03:27, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

I did. Don Puttano cHeDDs 16:37,19May,2009

Thanks!

The doctor will see you now Oh, by the way, before we begin todays session, I'd like to thank you for supporting my recent featured article. (Cheddar bay does not refer to you, by the way). Now, tell me about your childhood.--You know what the music means... Our time is up.

Penis

I dont know why, but I feel inclined to do it. PenisPenisPenis. There, now I feel better Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 22:41, May, 20 '09

I'm Glad. It's good to let out how you feel. Don't keep it bottled up. Don Puttano cHeDDs 00:03,21May,2009

I...

...love those insignias. I love you. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:16, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

Just make those into award-type template things, and you're looking at a boatload of Points coming your way. I can't thank you enough! —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:17, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

yeah, I'll get the awards done. Should have em done by the end of today. Don Puttano cHeDDs 11:09,21May,2009

Thank you! —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:36, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

OMG YOU"RE WELCOME!!! Don Puttano cHeDDs 18:03,21May,2009

Congrats...

...Oberst. Thank you for the templates. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:05, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

In addition...

...I was thinking that we could have an award-type thing called Der Unwehr Kross, given to people who perform great deeds in service to Der Unwehr. Writing a lot of really good features, chopping images on a consistent basis, etc. I was thinking it could look something like this. If you make a template for this award, you will be it's first recipient, for both making it and all of the other templates. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:24, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

Like how do you want this? Like an actual medal? Don Puttano cHeDDs 22:26,21May,2009

Thanks

'FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN'

Thank you for supporting Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater.

To show my appreciation, I'd like to eat your snake.

—Guildensternenstein

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(template courtesy of...well...you) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:52, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

Glad to see you switching it up. Hooray for Guildy! Don Puttano cHeDDs 16:39,22May,2009

I'm on a roll, without cheddar

I've seen you uploading a million images and making thousands of templates. What the hell are you doing?   Le Cejak • <16:47 May 22, 2009>

I've made all the pics templates for Guildy's new writing/rewriting group, Der Unwehr. I've made the template for every rank, the user box, the re-write template, and the Kross award template. Don Puttano cHeDDs 17:27,22May,2009

I also made the template for Guildy's thank you note for MGS3:SE (see above) Don Puttano cHeDDs 17:28,22May,2009

They're well made, but I question the, uh, usefulness... Oh well, I'm not an admin, I'll leave it up to them.   Le Cejak • <17:30 May 22, 2009>

It's Guildy's group. I'm just helping him along. Besides, people make random templates all of the time. Why become against it when they're done for something organized? Don Puttano cHeDDs 17:37,22May,2009

This is a foray

Foray. Not that I'm whoring, or anything. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:05, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

Whore. Don Puttano cHeDDs 16:16,24May,2009

What proof...

...would that be? I also never claimed to be smarter than you, so yeah. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:05, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

I didn't say you claimed to be. But you act samrtish and I act... Cheddary. But in reality, I'm actually a certified genius. I was just invited to... let's see... um... the International Young Leader's Conference. So yeah. I'm kind of amazing. Don Puttano cHeDDs 13:57,25May,2009

My IQ is 127.0.0.1 so yea, I'm smarter than both of you Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 14:21 May 25 '09

Didn't you see my page? My IQ is Higher Than Yours. Don Puttano cHeDDs 14:24,25May,2009

wow! So, is it You+1? :P Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 14:32 May 25 '09

Yeah. But really, that conference thing is for real. I'm in the top 1% of the world. Don Puttano cHeDDs 16:30,25May,2009

If you're being honest, then that's really impressive. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 19:52, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

Thank you. And....? Don Puttano cHeDDs 20:42,25May,2009

"And..." what? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:59, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

I'm just waiting for you to admit I'm smarter than you. Don Puttano cHeDDs 01:00,26May,2009

Just a light piece of whore

Nursery. Just thought I'd mention it becuase you liked Sancastle. How are ya by the way? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 15:51 25 May 2009

I'm good. Straight. Italian. Sexy. Genius. Cheddary. The usual. Maybe I can be convinced with a little somethin-somethin (money not gay sex). Naw, but yeah, I'll check it out. Don Puttano cHeDDs 16:36,25May,2009

Speaking of whoring, you still haven't voted  For. my article. What gives? And you call yourself a whore... —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 19:55, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

You have an article on VFH? Don Puttano cHeDDs 20:42,25May,2009

Say

Thanks for the sig, mate! I love it! Staircase 01:47, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Are you gonna use it now? And I can do more than just that. That's really the most basic one I can do. Don Puttano cHeDDs 01:54,26May,2009

It's good enough, thanks! Sorry I took so long to respond, I was too busy reviewing stuff. I love reviewing things! Staircase (say stuff) 02:10, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Say, do you know anyone who is good at making pictures? Staircase CUN^t 17:29, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Isn't it lovely?

Oh, Sonje, unquestionably. She's also one of my loyal followers, so she'll be happy to help you. Don Puttano cHeDDs 19:08,26May,2009

Cheddar, do you have a death wish? I would indeed be happy to help you with pics Steps, you can post requests at RadicalX's Corner or on my talk page. But more importantly I am not Cheddar's follower. --^Dame 20:36, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

You are, and I do. Check at the pic she made to show her admiration of me: Don Puttano cHeDDs 21:25,26May,2009

Admiration? Hah! Delusional masochist. --^Dame 23:18, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Children.. Sheesh, will you two ever stop fighting? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 23:21 May 26 '09

Naw, we won't. And I don't know what a masochist is, so I have the upper hand. Don Puttano cHeDDs 00:50,27May,2009

a masochist is someone who finds sexual gratification in pain, you know, the complementary to a sadist.. BDSM and shit like that Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 07:20 May 27 '09

When I'm gone the conversation slips into inastiy. What are the odds? Staircase CUN^t 02:59, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

14:9. The odds are good in my favor. Place your bets for Round 2! Don Puttano cHeDDs 03:02,27May,2009

Er... NORTH. Staircase CUN^t 03:15, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

I raped your grandmother with a viking's beard!

How's that for an original header!? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 07:09, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

Better. Not perfect, but better. Don Puttano cHeDDs 11:03,27May,2009

Thanks thank tank!!!

I have to thank you all again Because you voted for my page about my Nursery to get featured on the front page of the internet and that’s really awesome because Mummy got me a new toy! Although she did tell me never to pee in the sandpit again.

~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 08:48 27 May 2009

I was thinking...

...the same thing, actually. I'll adjust scoring accordingly. Thanks for pointing it out, though. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:37, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

I'm welcome. Don Puttano cHeDDs 22:47,27May,2009

Whore

Hey Cheddar, I saw on my adoptee's page that you wanted to whore me something? Now, be aware, once you whore to me, I can vote against without you feeling bad, you get it? So, if you turn back now, I may (probably not) may get to your page and simply abstain if I don't like it. IF YOU WHORE, I CAN VOTE AGAINST. Okay, go.   Le Cejak • <1:58 May 28, 2009>

I wasn't trying to whore. That's exactly what I didn't want to do with this article. I just noticed you didn't vote and wanted to know your opinion on it. Don't take it as a whore. It gets annoying that everyone else can nicely ask someone to vote, but if I do it, I'm a dispicable whore. Don Puttano cHeDDs 02:13,28May,2009

I'm fine with whoring!!! I WHORE STUFF ALL THE TIME! Everyone (except the really high up people) whores! So, if you whore me your article on VFH (I don't know what it is yet), you WILL get a vote. Whether it's the one you want is another question.   Le Cejak • <2:20 May 28, 2009>

Also, I don't give reviews on stuff that's up for VFH because... well, it's too difficult. I should've told you that first, huh?   Le Cejak • <2:29 May 28, 2009>

Reviews? I was talking about Leprechaun. It's currently 20-8, so 12 points. Everyday, there's one or two articles with higher scores than it. Every time I think, "This will be the day it gets featured," 1-2 articles Pop up out of the blue and go straight to 18 points or so. As for wanting your vote, I'm not sure... It would be a big help, but it could also be a bad hit to the balls. And as for "Everybody Whores," see the Whore Dramathon, in which many people come to yell at me repeatedly for whoring Thin Mints Don Puttano cHeDDs 02:51,28May,2009

Well, you can't go around to everyone's talk page and whore your article, that's poorly thought out whoring. You have to be funny about it, without leaving messages on everyone's talk page. Well, you did whore Leprechaun to me just now... but it was your talk page... I'll take a look at it and count it as not-whoring. Anyway, I thought you were asking for advice on your VFH article (leprechaun, apparently), and I only do advice for my adoptees or in pee review because it's just easier.   Le Cejak • <2:56 May 28, 2009>

Not not advice. I was asking for your opinion on it. And I haven't really whored Leprechaun, except to a few, and I did do it in funny and unique ways this time. Yet some still hold the past behind me, as you might see from the VFH page. Don Puttano cHeDDs 03:00,28May,2009

Fair enough. Don Puttano cHeDDs 03:02,28May,2009

(EDIT CONFLICT) I abstained: violence isn't that funny to me (in written form, anyway: You should see how I laugh when I'm towering over my broken foes! Take that, you otter! (take that, you whores!))   Le Cejak • <3:05 May 28, 2009>

I'm 6'5", so I tower over everyone. Don Puttano cHeDDs 11:08,28May,2009

You don't tower over my dick (it's 10'8")

Hi, I read your article Leprechaun. I also read a bit of the stuff on its nom page. It was well written (the article, not the stuff on nom), no complaints there at all - but I can tell you straight off what gives: choice of subject. I have written maybe 10 articles I don't even like myself because I had picked a subject I couldn't find an actual joke on. If you happen to care, this could be a quick fix. And if you don't, forget what I said about my dick. -- Style  Guide 07:46, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

How can changing what the article is about be a "quick fix?" Don Puttano cHeDDs 16:38,29May,2009

Not to that article, obviously. -- Style  Guide 18:32, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

Make me a template... pls

Guildy made me Propagandameister of his usergroup. Since you've made all the templates already, please make one for me too. That is all. --^Dame 16:41, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

I knew this was coming. But for whatever reason, I didn't prepare. Ill have you one, I'll fix 1 up tonight. Don Puttano cHeDDs 16:43,29May,2009

DONE> Don Puttano cHeDDs 20:23,29May,2009

Thanks Cheddy. It's lovely. --^Dame 20:49, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

And also. Can't you make the userbox automatically place all members in a category. Like the IC userbox automatically places people in the 'Users involved in Imperial Colonization' Category. I tried, but I don't know how. Perhaps Socky can help. --^Dame 21:03, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

I know how to do that. I did the same thing with the Italian User Category Don Puttano cHeDDs 22:17,29May,2009

Scratch thAT. I don't know what happened, but it's different now. I created Category:Der Unwehr but it's not right. Don Puttano cHeDDs 22:49,29May,2009

I told you so. You'll have to ask someone. --^Dame 23:01, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

NO I DON'T! I FIXED IT! HAHAHAHA! yay. Don Puttano cHeDDs 13:08,30May,2009

Yello ello hello

I'm not surprised you weren't satisfied with the UnNews I nommed. It's ok! Speakin of UnNews, would you mind giving mine a read? Staircase CUN^t 01:31, 30 May 2009 (UTC)

Sure I will. So far, I like the name of it. Don Puttano cHeDDs 12:49,30May,2009

I got the idea from Cajek's idea dump. Staircase CUN^t 16:27, 30 May 2009 (UTC)

Could you go read the article again? Zim came and made edits that I think suck. Like a lot. Staircase CUN^t 01:27, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

Who the hell is Zim? And if you don't like the edits, just go to history and hit undo. Don Puttano cHeDDs 01:41,31May,2009

I did that once already, but he sent me a message that says don't change it back and then he changed it again. I just think it sucks, but he thinks it's better. Staircase CUN^t 01:42, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

It's your article. Fix it, and if he screws it up again, go to an admin. Don Puttano cHeDDs 01:44,31May,2009

Ok. Thanks for your words of wisdom. Staircase CUN^t 01:45, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

Anytime. And if you get in trouble, I said nothing. Don Puttano cHeDDs 01:48,31May,2009

Sure. Staircase CUN^t 01:49, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

Ah! I changed it back, and now he's all mad at me. So you recommend contacting an admin? Staircase CUN^t 03:01, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

Mad at you? What did he say? And did you tell him that it is YOUR article and that's the way you want it? Don Puttano cHeDDs 03:04,31May,2009

"Damn it! didn't I just tell you not to do that!" is what he said. Socky already pointed out it was my article, but then he said how "no users own anything" and anyone can edit anything. I've contacted Cajek. Staircase CUN^t 03:07, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

Good. I commented on the page too. I don't know what's up with this guy. Don Puttano cHeDDs 03:10,31May,2009

Homestar

I don't actually know very much about Homestar--I just thought the concept I did for my Trogdor article would be funny. I do very much like that though; very nifty. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:11, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

Thank you. Don Puttano cHeDDs 16:50,31May,2009

Thanks!

I just came by to thank all you. Because you did something I like to see in this newer generation, and that's appreciating those of us on the wrong side of 50. These days, getting featured isn't as easy as it used to be. Why, back in my day any ol' whippersnapper could throw something together and put it on the front page. Not anymore, not anymore at all. So I am glad to see myself on the front page of the good ol' wiki before I die. I guess its nothing big, but oh well. Anyways, I got to get back to helping Elmo now, so I better get going (he thinks his dresser is trying to kill him again.)

   Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   17:52, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

I hope you're not thinking of fu-cking with me

If you think Staircase is funny, beware. I'm watching you too. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 23:21, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

<smartass> Staircase is funny. I thought humor was allowed on a comedy smite </smartass> Don Puttano cHeDDs 23:25,1June,2009

Yes, funny is good, but assholery gets you banned. Why don't you stop being a smartass to me, just for today. stairs has me in a foul mood. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 23:28, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

I don't know if I can. Being a smartass is kind of my thing. See my discussion w/ IL on Uncyclopedia:VFH/Leprechaun. Don Puttano cHeDDs 23:30,1June,2009

your dictatorship reminds me of my reality, zim Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 23:40 June 1 '09

HAHA it's not racist because it's true he's one of them! Don Puttano cHeDDs 23:41,1June,2009

Oh Ched, you're so endearing. IronLung 00:32, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

I know, aren't I? What's endeARing? Don Puttano cHeDDs 01:00,2June,2009

I'm unbanned now. Staircase CUN^t 01:20, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

Did you learn your lesson?   Le Cejak • <1:22 Jun 02, 2009>

Yes. Don't revert Zim's edits don't call people dicks. Staircase CUN^t 01:29, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

I called you and Zim dicks. I demand a ban! IronLung 01:31, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

That desperate? Staircase CUN^t 01:32, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

EDIT CONFLICT THIS ISN'T THE TIME TO BE A SMARTASS, DAMMIT!   Le Cejak • <1:33 Jun 02, 2009>

In all seriousness, though, we should all try harder to stop breaking Rule 2. IronLung 01:36, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

Well, for your information, I no longer have a penis. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:39, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

Rule 1 sounds nice too. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:41, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

Who's be not funny and stupid? Staircase CUN^t 01:43, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

Messing with an admin is not a smart thing to do. One should try to be serious about it, but in a funny way. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:51, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

THANK YOU, SOCKY!   Le Cejak • <1:53 Jun 02, 2009>

Well, he was the one who was messing with me. Staircase CUN^t 02:08, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

Ooh, Look at Steps, still ready to go another round. Don Puttano cHeDDs 02:25,2June,2009

Just a remind, the Complain here in my sig is serious. Come to me to get someone on your side before you pick a fight with an admin. I can risk a permaban, but no one else needs that on their record. Also, yelling at me calms people down and makes me horny. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:28, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

Alright, Dex. If I ever get in another situation like this, I'll get you. Staircase CUN^t 02:31, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

Why was this put on my talk page? Is it even about me? Don Puttano cHeDDs 02:33,2June,2009

Actually, good point. Staircase CUN^t 02:34, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

Well... Everybody was here. I just put things where the popular kids will them them. And it applies to everyone who has problems at all, be they sexual or very sexual (except Socky... He knows what he did). MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 07:14, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

So you hit up the high-edit zones? Tricky, but good. Staircase CUN^t 07:18, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

Thank You

I hereby award you this beautiful sock star for being so persistent about having voted for me somewhere. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:38, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

Thank you. Don Puttano cHeDDs 02:40,2June,2009

Whos your daddy

Hamboozoo Lawi Boozoo want to say sank you, ya otta!

You gived your voice to make za interfiew on za front page. So I want to say sank you... Want to see my brobelor? I also take you to za byramids and show you good time, and for you only 10 American dollars. No, wait! Come back! I want money! What do I tell to little Ahmad when he says ya baba, get food?...

Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 21:37 June 3 '09

YAY GRADADO!!!!!!!!!! Don Puttano cHeDDs 21:45,3June,2009

Thankies!

"Feeling any pain yet, Mrs. Davis?" Necropaxx is delighted to thank you for your For vote on his recent rewrite, Antbortion. Remember, kids, this is what happened to your would-be brother Jeffy. Go kick your parents for him, why don't you?

• • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:35, Jun 4

Jeffy? Not Jeffy! Don Puttano cHeDDs 16:00,4June,2009