User talk:CheddarBBQ/1-25

Place Your Requests For The Almighty CheddarBBQ!!!

February 19 - March 27, 2009

Highlights include:

• Me being welcomed (1)
• Talking to Mahm00shA about metal bands (11)
• Mahm00shA claims to be leaving (19)
• Mr. N. shows up to cause trouble (22)

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Your sig

Just think outside the box for once. Maybe the directions speak of a "nickname" tab, but maybe it actually means "custom signature". -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 02:04, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

AAP template

You don't need to add that if theres a constuction tag on it:)--Sycamore (Talk) 16:18, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

Please to be meeting of you

Leave a message on MrN9000's user page explaining your situation.--Nytrospawn 21:05, 25 February 2009 (UTC)

Reviews

I was going for something different, I never have to review my articles normally unless I try something new, If you read before I editted forget before, I just re-read the changes normally when people put up second review they don't change a thing, but I've looked over your changes and I did crack up quite a bit, especially at the live picture of all in white concert for D.U.G. Its definately improved, could still use a little work, but you've managed to make the murder and emo thing work, which has impressed me more since I normally roll my eyes at emo jokes being re-used. Good work, I'll tell you on here because its pointless me reviewing you again. --—The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 22:45, 28 February 2009 (UTC)

Talk page

Will respond on here. Your score wasn't what bothered anyone, your scoring was fine. Its a review, if you think its that bad (to be fair 1's are for complete crap) its your opinion. The only problem I had was that you didn't suggest any improvements except for the last paragraph but that was only that it made no sense and sucked, I still corrected it though. Short reviews are only if we're really behind (I cleared alot of outstanding this way) my article had only been up a few days. your other reviews have much improved, I don't have any qualm with you, I also don't think anyone else does either. All new people make mistakes it was (as far as I can see) your first review so it's not a problem. Have fun on the site.--—The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 10:36, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

thank you

thanks for the review, CBBQ. i tried to get the second image to the left but it looked strange on different formatting. i'll give it another go with your suggestions. thanks again! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 22:40, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

Your recent article...

...is actually pretty funny. A big improvement over AFI, if I may say so. Good work.

Also, I see your a metalhead. Do you like Opeth? --Guildensternenstein 23:07, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

i herd u liek opeth —Sir SysRq (talk) 23:08, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

Opeth is okay, not the best, but good.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 23:11, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

Mister BBQ

I just wanted to be sure you saw my reply at Gildy's page. —Sir SysRq (talk) 23:17, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

Ya and by the way if you ever call my daddy an asshole again I will fuck you up. Take a joke. (By the way the one about fucking you up was a joke too...you know...I'm not actually going to do that...I don't even know where you live. I could just take my rage out on a grilled cheese sandwich I guess...did I spell that right?...I don't think so. OOOH Well) ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 00:19, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the Review, mate

I'll try to work by your advice.. Something else.. I am not a native speaker of english, I am Egyptian and 17, so the grammar, structure, idioms and so on are not anywhere near perfect and I may be using clichés without even knowing.. Also, I am new with the mark up language, I just know the basics -and yes, I dont know how to insert an image in a correct position- and would appreciate any help with the more advanced commands :)

Please, if you have some spare time, feel free to edit my user page and delete the useless shit.. Help a fellow metalhead.. Btw, what are your favourite bands?

Mahm00shA kills you! 06:13, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

Thanks again

Your help with adding images is much appreciated, mate... Thanks a lot.. Now, if take a look at my user page, you should notice some changes according to your advice.. I hope it is better now..

And for my fav metal bands (forgive the list's length) are

• nile
• metallica
• megadeth
• testament
• stratovarius
• manowar
• iron maiden
• nightwish
• children of bodom
• morbid angel
• blind guardian
• nevermore
• dimmu borgir
• cradle of filth
• rammstein
• korn
• and others that i cant remember right now

Mahm00shA kills you! 15:44, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

Shit happens ;)

And I cant betieve I left out pantera, dragonforce, dream threatre, symphony x and lamb of god, too...

Back to our business, i once tried to insert templates and boxes in my user page... It was a mess, you know, the page looked really weird and bad as shit.. I could use some help

Also, do you have an idea for a new article? I feel like creating a new article but I dont know what to write about.. A Howto: would be good for a starter, though.. You see, I can develop my skills under your supervision if you have some time for it.. Deal?

Mahm00shA kills you! 16:42, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

Can I help?

Ya, me too, I joined a month or a lil more ago.. And I would gladly work with you on your article if you dont mind.. We can work together and create stuff that can survive deletion.. What Say Thee?

Mahm00shA kills you! 17:21, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

Thanks

Achtung! Your support for the Nazi party has been documented. Danke shein. That vill be all.

Thanks for the vote. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:00, 7 Mar

It's actually "Danke schön," non-Aryan bunch of fools. I should know. Look at my fucking user name.

—Sir Guildensternenstein 05:04, 18 March 2009 (UTC)

Ok

Fair enough, you finish your job alone, and when you are done and find out you dont have anything better to do, drop me a message at my talk page and say you are ready to work, ok? You are not fully free to accept or decline without me taking any offence whatsoever

Mahm00shA kills you! 19:27, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

About Rorschach

Hey thanks for the pee on Rorschach!

You mentioned "First off, something has to be done with the Unbooks and Wikipedia templates. You can't just have them overlapping into the journal entry". It doesn't overlap at all. In fact many users doesn't find it overlapping. On second thoughts perhaps its due to your resolution settings. Nevermind, I'll placed the templates elsewhere to avoid resolution conflicts. And "The biggest issue I have is with the dates. All of them should have times, not just some. And none should have (#)." The dates issues are faithfully following the actual Rorschach's journal's dates. Since you said it I decide to tweak it with imaginary timings and removed the (#). I gave Zack Synder's timing a specific 4 20, reference to cannabis culture if anyone get it.

I even added some small tiny hints to All Along The Watchtower in the new edit, I wonder if anyone is able to catch the hints.

Overall, thanks for the pee. I'm working on it!--A. SHePerD 03:50, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

Embarassing Question

K, so, I'm asking you this because I've been here too long and should know this already and if I asked one of the more established Uncyc. people they would probably laugh and then spit in my face and then I would cry. Anyway, how do you, like, edit your signiture? Like everyone's is all decked out and crazy, and I don't know how to do that. If you could tell me how, that would be pretty cool. —Guildensternenstein 14:21, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

Haha guildy, too bad I watch this page. WHAT A LOSER! NO SIG! HAHAHA Having a big signiture is the equivalent to having a big dick on here. Ahhh HAH! Okay...done. I can't really tell you TOO much on how to make one, because I am not a format expert myself. But what I did was I took one of SysRq's old one, copied and pasted it on a page of mine, and then changed the color, text and achievements. If you want, you can take a look at mine, found here. You can copy and paste it on a page like, User:Guildensternenstein/sig and edit it there. When you are done, go to my preferences by my talk and my watchlist and just type in User:Guildensternenstein/sig for my signiture and you will be set. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 14:53, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

Haha, Tags forgot about the subst:nosubst bit, what a loser! Heh. Anyway, yeah, you do that kind of thing, find a sig you like, steal the code, fuck about until you've made it yours, then in your preferences, put {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Guildensternenstein/sig}} in the sig box - don't forget to tick the Custom signature bit just below it, then thumb your nose at Tagstit for forgetting to say some of that, and you will be set. --UU - natter 14:31, Mar 11

K, I'll do that at some point. —Guildensternenstein 22:14, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

Peeing

How do CBBQ, hope you're well and stuff. Anyway, I note you've been putting in some time and effort over at the Pee Review coal face. Thanks for the help, much appreciated - and your standard has improved to the point where, if you like, you can join PEEING and get a lovely yellow userbox on your userpage, as well as the coveted title of Fresh Stain. How can you refuse? Well, by not signing up, actually, as it is optional. But it's there if you're interested. See you around the wiki! --UU - natter 14:31, Mar 11

Goodbye

Ah.. I hate to say this, but Ive failed my first term exams at college.. Ive decided to devote more time to studying, ie. no uncyclopedia every day.. I have got a stub of an article at my user space, "kurdish military industries", thats its name.. It is fundumentally a copy-paste of wikipedias "israeli military industries", I just spent half an hour working on it, in public transport through my mobile phone browser, so it is still very raw... If you or tagstit want to continue with it, go on, or if you want, copy it to your user space..

Still, I might just pop in once in a week or so to check things out...

Goodbye.. It has been fun to know you guys

Mahm00shA kills you! 16:22, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

Noob of the Month

I nommed you, although it's probably a tad too late to make any real difference. —Sir Guildensternenstein 05:01, 18 March 2009 (UTC)

Thank you, but yeah, I don't know if it'll make a whole lot of a difference. I already told Sonje she was going to win hands down.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods

Eisenhower review

In answer to your question "Why don't people like my reviews? People don't ask for 2nd opinions when I say there article is amazing":

If you didn't find it funny and gave it a low score, that doesn't bother me. Seriously. There are articles I've written that I would give a low mark to. My problem isn't the score, it's that I didn't find the feedback helpful. What I got from your feedback was that you'd missed the central theme. You say as much yourself in your review. Unfortunately, there is a theme, and frankly it's not a subtle or a difficult to grasp one. (I decline your offer to tell you what it it, since it's just that obvious that I shouldn't have to.) Consequently, everything seemed random to you, and your advice was to knock off the random humour. Since, as far as I'm concerned, I didn't put any random humour in, that advice doesn't help me.

This is my main problem with your review. I have some other minor ones, (for example, there is no racist joke about Filipinos. Seriously. Go back and look.) but this is the big one.

I hope that this explains matters. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 05:09, 18 March 2009 (UTC)

I have to back up Ben here - the only thing with your reviews, which you obviously put a lot of effort into, and are transparently in good faith - is that you have missed the point on more than one occasion, which is why people seek second opinions. If you've written an article with a central theme that you think makes the whole show work, and then the reviewer misses it, you want a second opinion to see if it's just one person missing it, or if you've been too subtle, or just misguided or whatever. I've done it myself before. Perhaps before picking an article to review, you should have a look at the article and see if you think you know what it's aiming at? I've passed over reviewing a few articles in the past because I figured there might be more to them than I could spot - and most of the time, there was. Also, take a look at the author for clues - the Cap'n is one of our best writers, has won WotM, was up for Writer of the Year last year, and generally knows his funny, so it's unlikely he'll turn in something random. In such cases, take a second look and see if you can spot what they're aiming at, and if you can't, maybe leave the review for someone else?

That said, you really are trying to be helpful, I can see that, and I'd encourage you to keep it up, as we really do appreciate it. Honest! --UU - natter 13:55, Mar 18

I know not all of my reviews are great, but I really didn't see a main idea, and since he refuses to tell me what it is, I still don't know. I did look over the article before deciding to review it, and it looked okay, but then the specific details confused me.

And PS: "MacArthur's main task was creating ethnic jokes about the Filipinos. Eisenhower was reluctantly obliged to put his pies on the back burner[2] in order to carry out costly taxpayer-funded research into the number of Filipinos it takes to change a light bulb" is a bit racist, not on your part, but it IMPLIES racism, which is what I meant.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods

Hey Cheddar. I was in a bit of a mood yesterday, and probably shouldn't have been writing complaints to people I don't know. I was I bit hard on you, and for that I apologise.

Just to clarify - the main theme was simply conflating the ideas of war and corny old comedy. Hence the pie fights, sit-com premises, plots lifted from teen comedies, pictures of old timey comedians and other cliched comedy memes. To clarify the Filipino joke, the gag there was that it wasn't a racist joke - it was indeed implied that there would be a racist joke, but this was subverted by the non-racist punchline. It's not racist humour (humour appealing to the reader's ethnic prejudices) but bait-and-switch (humour which raises an expectation in the reader, then goes in a different direction). See what I mean?

Anyway, once again, sorry if I was out of line. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 23:00, 18 March 2009 (UTC)

No idea what half of the stuff you just said was, but you're welcome.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods

Hea there!

Don't worry, I'm not here to cause trouble. Actually I'm really impressed with your recent show. I thought you were going to be real trouble when you first got here, but it turns out I may have been wrong. That's a complement. I'm not very good at making them ;) ... Anyway... NotM. I'm thinking I might just vote for you over there actually. There is a test first though which you might choose to take part in if you want my vote... I noticed that you made this edit. Now there is nothing "technically" wrong with that edit that I can see. The scores were wrong, and you fixed it. But, here is the question:

“ Although that edit was not wrong and you were allowed to make it, for what reason might some people think that (perhaps) it would have been better if you had not made it... ”

If you understand that question and can answer it, then my NotM vote is all yours... Yea... I'm an asshole. It's common knowledge.  :-) MrN 21:02, Mar 18

Do I get anything for answering it? ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 22:12, 18 March 2009 (UTC)

:-) This one is for CheddarBBQ... MrN 23:10, Mar 18

Racist....~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 23:57, 18 March 2009 (UTC)

It looks like I was taking her point. I should have perhaps let her of an admin fix it so it would look just. That about right? I assume your italization (coined term) of you meant that someone else should have done it.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods

I would've said that it seems low. Like, you NEEDED to do that to help you get the edge a bit. It makes you seem desperate and stuff like that. It will get fixed eventually but a fellow competitor shouldn't do that. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 01:47, 19 March 2009 (UTC)

Isn't that pretty much what I just said? Ya know, without calling myself "low" and "desperate." Oh, and you spelled racist wrong.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 01:50, 19 March 2009 (UTC)

NO! NO NO dude you have me all wrong. I respect you I am just saying doing that SEEMS low and desperate. And no I spelt it right =P ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 01:55, 19 March 2009 (UTC)

I know, I just avoid referring to the idea of me being desperate whenever possible. Oh, and you DID, spell it wrong, then looked at how I did it, and decided, "Hey, that guy's a genius, and he spelt it different, so I must change it, so I will look smart like him." :D--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods

Shit...hes on to me...~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 02:07, 19 March 2009 (UTC)

Hmm. The point is it's about your motives. Why people do the things which they do. We have very few rules on Uncyc, most things are left to peoples common sense. Think about it this way, if you were the other guy, and it was your competitor who did that what would you think? Probably the best advice I can try to give is that when something on the wiki makes you feel angry (it happens to us all) back away from the computer for a second, and think about things a bit. Never edit angry. I think you almost understand, but not quite. Take for example what you just did in pointing out a spelling error. Did that really help anything? All it could do would be to upset someone, and possibly make things worse. Just like me Tagstit is some guy who does not get paid sitting somewhere at a computer trying to encourage a new user. We are on your talk page because we care about Uncyc, and we think that with some encouragement you could become a really good user. We are not trying to upset you, yet you still reacted like we were. The thing with Tag's calling me a "racist" was a joke. I know that because I know him on here, and understand that it's humour relating to something else which has been going on. I'm also willing to bet my hat that he spelt it wrong on porpoise. I think you just need to round your edges off a little bit. In the meantime I have got my eye on you, and I'm looking forward to seeing some new articles from ya. If you don't want my advice, or Tag's for that matter, that's no problem. Just say the word, and we will be happy to go back to playing things by the book. When people give you advice remember that they are only here because they want to help. MrN 02:21, Mar 19 02:21, 19 March 2009 (UTC)

Wait wait wait! Hold on one second. I am not getting paid for this! Since when God damnit? ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 02:35, 19 March 2009 (UTC)

WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA WAIT!!! I wasn't upset or angry or anything! Understand, I've just been joking around this whole time. I not trying to be a grumpy prick, I'm just having fun. I thought that you knew that. I'm a fun-loving guy. I love sarcasm(most of what I've said on this discussion. Tagtit, you knew I was just screwing around, didn't ya? --Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods

It's hard to tell with you sometimes. ;-) MrN 02:51, Mar 19

Sorry, I thought I had made it clear that I wasn't angry with the smiley face :D :D :D :D--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods

And for the record, I'm ALWAYS joking around.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods

That's right, I didn't indent. Anyways, to be honest, alot of the time it seems like you take things a bit too seriously. Take the nomination for UGotM. You got FURIOUS over that. It is just a joke. Honestly. My only advice would be to not try and defend your honor around here too hard. I guess. Because it is just for fun. If someone critiques your reviews, don't get all worked up. Learn from it. If someone says your article sucks, they are just retards. No one around here who is really worth caring about will ever say your article sucks. Take UU, MrN, SysRq, Mordillo, and other big names around here. They will never full on say something sucks, but instead say this is good, why not try this. Now, maybe someone named FunnyShitiswhatIwrite might come on here and be all WOW way to be not any randm n shit b funyer nooblet. Don't worry bout them. Just lay back a bit. That is pretty much MrN's speech in my own words minus a few parts that I am too lazy to put in. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 03:01, 19 March 2009 (UTC)

I wasn't angry. Is that what y'all thought? HAHA no. I didn't really care. But I had fun acting insane. I thought I saved it by referencing my new articles. I'm just angry because Jenny broke up with me. Was that too much of a hidden message? Really, 99.999% everything I say is a joke, sarcasm, or something else (unless I'm really trying to help someone). People take stuff a little bit too literally, which, when I think about it, was what I was accused of, so... Ow, my brain hurts Also, if you can't tell, check for links. Most of the links I post are meant to be ironic.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods

Screw all this bullshit. Why the hell was UU's name first on that list? Mr Tagstit, you have some explaining to do. Anyway BBQ (is that your nic?) I think you are going to do just fine here. Yea, I have been lecturing you a bit today. Sorry about that. Why did I ban you again? You know I have completely forgotten everything about what happened with that now. Must have been something to do with you not writing a new article or something I think it must have been. :D MrN 03:11, Mar 19

AHH! YOUR NAME WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FIRST! UU JUST PUT A GUN TO MY HEAD! Did you know I have never been banned? Like, not even a joke ban. Isn't that tragic? Sometimes, late at night...I just lay down awake, and think about how I have never been banned. I cry sometimes. And I drink my tears, because my pain is the only thing I have. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 03:15, 19 March 2009 (UTC)

What's that ur saying about UU? ya kinda lost me. Oh, and Tagstit, if it'll make you feel better, I'll ban you, if someone lets me know how.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods

Too bad you can't you have to be an admin. And thanks MrN for the two minute ban. It felt good. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 17:11, 19 March 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I figured that. I was so looking forward to it. It sucks that when I get banned it's not as a joke. (At least it didn't seem jok-ish, but maybe it was and I didn't get the joke. Oh, wait. HAHAHAHA I just got it. That's funny. LQTS)--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods

Congret... Congratulit... Congratulations in advance!

I voted for ya at NoTM, adopapa. Thou shalt undoubtly win for Mahm00shA almighty hath bestowed his glorious vote upon thee SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 10:13, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

?

Are you angry at me or something? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 22:55, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

No, why? :D --Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods

you were not replying recently. Anyway, its fine. *calls of nuclear strike* SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 22:57, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

Danke schön!

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