User:CheddarBBQ/26-50

Place Your Requests For The Almighty CheddarBBQ!!!

March 28 - May 1, 2009

Highlights Include:

• Mahm00shA giving me a cookie (1)
• Mahm00shA claims to be leaving Pt. 2 (4)
• Bob The Sperm Collaboration (8)
• Socky Annoys me with meaningless questions (15)
• Guildy spams my page (22-25)

Take a look

Is this good enough?

May Set smite thee not Ma'et Moo'sha thanketh thee for thou hath shown him support at the Holy Of The Holies. "lo! Set hacketh the phallus of he who showeth not support. Verily, for a sinner he is and in Hell shalt he be lashed to the slave stick" --Book Of The Dead, Chapter IX, 19:11

SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 13:03, 28 March 2009 (UTC)

NICE!!!Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods

good, now I want yot to teach me how to create a template or a userbox, from scratch.. Btw, how old are you? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 14:20, 28 March 2009 (UTC)

Fwom scwach? Wat do yot meen? O and happy birfday (late). O and Im for and a haf.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods

hey kiddo, take, a cookie!

Mahm00shA has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Douche

Hey, you. I have a huge penis. Hey, I guess you want to thank me for allowing you to read something by me. Unfortunately for you, I am currently having sex with your girlfriend. She says, "Hi <insert name here>!" Did I mention how she loves my cock. By the way, my penis is huge. Good bye, peasant! And I've got a huge cock.

--MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:15, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

Burp

Now, seriously, tell me how old are you, and teach me how to create a box for a template, or else I'll go ninja on your ass.. And maybe blow up a Doritos factory, too SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 20:41, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

Yo, I'm not sure. I never created a box from scratch. I always just copy another one and change it to my shit. And Im for an a haf dumasss :D--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods

Seryus biznes

I call upon thee to work with me on my Papyrus Containing The Spell To Preserve Its Possessor Against Attacks From He Who Is In The Water, refuse not or else, THOU SHALT SUFFER SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 16:40, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

What ?:|--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 22:10, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

work with me on the said article or receive a very disturbing template, it's that simple. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 22:29, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

Why not just say that?--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 22:30, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

becos yu ar for an a haf SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 22:33, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

Oh, ok. I guess that make sense.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 22:39, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

is that a yes? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 22:41, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

YES OR NO? /unzips pants SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 22:54, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

What's that about your pants? And I'll try, but no promises. I haven't written an article since my PLS czuse I been pretty busy recently. I'll try. Oh, and what happened to "I'm Leaving!!! :("? Gave up on school?--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 22:57, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

It's college, I study medicine, and I am the only one to fail all his mid-term and mid-year exams :( Maybe I should really leave, after all SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 23:02, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

Ouch. Well, if you leave, don't say I told ya to, cuz I'll deny it. But you never know, you could be the next House and not even know it.

I will leave after seeing my epic fail at PLS SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 23:07, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

Leave college or Uncyclopedia? (oh and P.S. my Thin Mints fail will be SOOOO more epic than yours.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods

leave uncylopedia til July SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 23:12, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

AWWWW!!!--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods

Your image request...

I'm archiving your Jenny image request at the Corner. I hope you don't mind. If you want any more pics for the article, please make a new request. --^Dame 19:05, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

K That's Fine--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 21:46, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Hey Man

The Uncyclopedia store is as good as overhauled and I'll be playing ringleader (somewhat). Today, I'll start some of the HTML face-lifting.--    09:20, 7 April 2009 (UTC)

The parts of that I understood were cool (Overhauled? Ringleader? Face-lifting? Somewhat? HTML?)--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 21:49, 7 April 2009 (UTC)

The page(s) will be given a major revision. I'm going to play voluntary leader of the enterprise because somebody has to do it. The biggest challenge with this project is altering and adding to the HTML code that makes up all of its pieces. The writing of new material to read is another issue.--    22:32, 7 April 2009 (UTC)

Reviewed your article.

Enjoy. Saberwolf116 15:26, 7 April 2009 (UTC)

Bob the sperm

Thanks for the review adodada! Concerning the images, I hope you help me with them, I dont have the photoshop nor the time. Hey, or just tell sonje to do them, you know, she is a photo-genius.. Oh, and please reformat the article, fix the prose up, but for God's sake, dont add a quote. See, I originally made the article for one propose, FEATURING. Please tune up the article, get a second pee review then nominate it for highlighting. Make your adoson's dream come true, and I will be forever grateful. Cheers! SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 03:30, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

Haha. But what, you don't think articles with quotes can get ftrd? I won't add 1 I guess.

And what did I say about calling me adopapa?--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 22:23, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

ok, adopapa, and before you ask, I aint completely gone yet, but I am spending much less time online. And I am not writing anything new ... Now, go correct my grammar mistakes at Bob SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 22:36, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

Workin' on it. Fixed up the final two sections.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 22:38, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

I was thinking something like this.

fine, put it in lieu of the first one, but keep the hello ladies thing SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 23:14, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

I was actually thinkin that that could go down near the War of Ejaculation part.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 23:16, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

I think that the 3D 1 should be replaced, and maybe the one of the group of people.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 23:18, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

ok, your call, do whatever you want with images SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 23:23, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

Hey, if you want it a certain way, that's fine, I was just inputting my opinion.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 23:28, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

Breaking News: Sonje might join us and help with images. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 23:38, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

Yes, yes. I am here. What do you want? --^Dame 23:44, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

some fancy image for the article, the kind of a featured image SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 23:46, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

Perhaps a sculpture of Bob, or some famous art work edited to be a historic image of Bob. Lemme think about it. It's a bit late here so I'll check tomorrow. --^Dame 23:50, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

fine, its late here too.. So, goodnight in advance. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 23:54, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

Consider this...

Another suggestion might be of Vaginal Invasion's album.

While we're on the subject of sperm

It's Naked Barbie Time! Times are tough out there but Barbie™ and all of her friends sure know how to show their appreciation for your generous vote to feature Economic Collapse Barbie™ They'll be seeing you in the bathtub later on tonight!

I can hear you kids in there! What the hell are you doing!--    11:48, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Andrei Tarkovsky

It's my article; vote against it so I can get it off VFH, expand it, get it peed, and hopefully get a better version onto VFH before the week is out. —Sir Guildensternenstein 21:17, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

In Graltitude

 In gratitude for your vote  

  The GlobalTourniquet says "Thanks!"  

Understandably, you voted for my article for featuring. Although your "for" vote was not extraordinary, as the article's genius was beyond question, it is still appropriate to acknowledge your dutiful participation in the process.

So, in gratitude for your vote, I will dedicate my next common typographical error to you. Thank you.

The following common typographical errors are available for this honor. Please indicate below this template which one you would like me to dedicate to your user name.

Typing "teh" for "the"

The old e/space swap; i.e. "ther eis" for "there is"

Confusing "Dr. Spock" and "Mr. Spock", again

Typing "Soluble fish" for "aaaand double drat!"

subway SARIN

I listened to the first song, and have no idea. I guess the fact that I really don't listen to any of those bands doesn't really help haha.

However, if you wanna hear some good metal, listen to Mastodon's new album, because it's fucking sick. —Sir Guildensternenstein 13:31, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

or cannibal corpse's SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 14:23, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

I have listened to CC's album. Is nice.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 19:16, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

Y'know, of all the words that could be used to describe Cannibal Corpse, I don't think I'd ever have considered "nice"! ;-) --UU - natter 20:23, Apr 14

What? of all the words that could be used to describe Cannibal Corpse? Haha, what's this all the words? Man, they can only be described as sick or brutal, no other options. =) I wish you could see the looks on people's faces when I loop Fucked With A Knife on my mobile phone in public transport for 45 minutes SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 21:59, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

Pee Review

Not every article has a potential of 50. I wouldn't even rate any of my own work higher than a 45-ish (and that's being really generous) by my own standards. 50 is utterly, brilliantly perfect. Few things are utterly, brilliantly perfect. And yeah, that's about it. —Sir Guildensternenstein 04:35, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

I know, but percentage wise, 33 is 66%, which is a fail. Other than grammar errors, there has to be more that I need.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 11:01, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

66% is fail? Depends what test you're taking. We try to encourage people to see 25 out of 50 as average, as it's half way up the scale. That gives you just as many increments for good articles as bad. That means your 33 is above average, and therefore a decent article. That's how I'd see it, anyway. --UU - natter 11:08, Apr 14

Yeah, I have a tendency to give people much higher than average, acutually (I give out a lot of 7's on IMDb), though I'm trying to be more critical and change that. I mean, it's a scale from 1 to 10, not 6 to 10. But yeah. —Sir Guildensternenstein 20:00, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

awesome job on

jenny, and featured – Preceding unsigned comment added by Djdorama (talk • contribs)

Who put this here?--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 19:13, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

li

Since I saw those things, I've been wondering about it. Why do you use <li> instead just an * every line.

• —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:00, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

Since

You

Saw

What

Things?

Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 02:42, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

Exactly. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:23, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

Still have no idea what your referring to since I rarely use bullets.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 19:12, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

Because in Mozilla Firefox, those thingies look a little weird. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:13, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

What the fuck are you talking about? Please, just tell me what you were referring to. --Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 17:11, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

Pee Review

Thanks. For the record, I did not shop those images, that was my friend who did that. She's pretty good. I told her she should make an account, be she declined, which is unfortunate, because she'd probably take home a couple PotM awards. I will be asking for a second opinion, though, just to round things out. After that, I'll fix things up based on criticism, and possibly nom it for VFH, who knows. But thanks for the review. —Sir Guildensternenstein 03:58, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

My opinion isn't good enough? WAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 19:11, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

Re:What happened to...?

I've not given up exactly; it's just been at the back of my mind. I've been away recently, so I haven't been working on it, but I do plan to get to work on it when I have the time (and the inspiration).--Blaaargh ^Blaaaargh 15:18, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

You nom'd

The Pee Review Page, not the actual article. —Sir Guildensternenstein 19:48, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

Now I see that you nominated the Pee Review on purpose. I'm not really sure why. Now I'm just confused. —Sir Guildensternenstein 19:51, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

Cool, that's what I was going for.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 16:59, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

IC reminder

Hi CheddarBBQ, just dropping by to let you know that we haven't seen you at IC in a couple weeks. Maybe you've been busy, maybe you've been on a two week bender, but regardless of your excuse, we need you. Imperial Colonization is all about participation, and being a Colonizer requires an active commitment. If you're not up for it, there's nothing wrong with that. Just let us know. But if you do wish to continue calling yourself a Colonizer, get out there on the front lines, maggit! (If you do not participate in this coming week, we will be forced to remove you from the roster.) Cheers! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:09, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

I know, I just been pretty busy recently. I keep wanting to get around to it, but I haven't. Ill try again, just tell me what to do.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 17:10, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

just stop on by this week's colonization and contribute some, or discuss some ideas on the talk page. you don't have to give us hours of your time, just a few opinions would suffice. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:23, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

I DO NOT CARE

that you don't want a poodle. Inebriated 02:52, 17 April 2009 (UTC)

?--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 11:08, 17 April 2009 (UTC)

PROFIT!!! Mahm00shA 12:16, 17 April 2009 (UTC)

I'm confused...--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 17:56, 17 April 2009 (UTC)

Rewrite

Hi there, I came across your Leprechaun rewrite I was thinking it might be an idea to move it to User:CheddarBBQ/leprechaun, the reason being that it's an idea to keep subpages down and you can move from your userspace to the proper title when you are ready. Is this an idea:-)?--Sycamore (Talk) 17:07, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, that's fine. I don't however. know how to delete pages.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 17:28, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

Thats looks good, very tidy rewrite as well:) - To delete stuff you just add to QVFD. Remember when you actually move an article to post it as a redirect though. Thanks--Sycamore (Talk) 17:34, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

Wait, what about the redirect?--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 17:41, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

Danke schön!

'FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN'

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article

Your support is greatly appreciated.

—Guildensternenstein

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Thanks!

'FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN'

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article

Your support is greatly appreciated.

—Guildensternenstein

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More Spam!

'FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN'

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article

Your support is greatly appreciated.

—Guildensternenstein

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You ever think of changing that stamp? Ya know, so I don't have 3 identical copies taking up half of my talk page? Mix it up. Say "You've just prevented yourself from being burninated, unlike all the other meaningless peasants." Or something to make it feel more special.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 19:19, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I'm too lazy to actually do that. Plus, they're supposed to be really repetitive and boring, hence the whole "from the desk of" joke. —Sir Guildensternenstein 14:24, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Danke schön!

'FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN'

Thank you for supporting my recent Writer of the Month campaign

THIS THANK YOU NOTE HAS BEEN PWNED!!!!!!

—Sir Guildensternenstein

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Yeah I bet it is