User:Pig House

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“Some would say that, somehwere in the world, there is rumoured to exist an Uncyclopedia userpage, regarding which a claim has been made to the effect that it would not be entirely unreasonable to state that the afforementioned userpage is marginally better than this one; if evaluated in a certain way, by an individual so inclined to dislike this userpage, possibly with a vested interest in doing so”

~ Captain Understatement on taking it to far

“Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death”

– Nobody Cares on Exodus 22:19

“Ah... maybe I'll go and read that Dawkins book again...”

~ Pig House upon reading the above quote

Random Quotes

Here you can find quotes that I selected for the *cough*honour*cough* of being placed on my userpage. Obviously, I liked them. They are therefore funny.

"...later it was discovered that the insult was so advanced that it not only predicted the creation of Scientology, it accused the opposition ministers of being believers of that faith who 'most willingly prostrate themselves before L. Ron and oscillate their mouths upon his perflaccid erectile unit.' "

" Russian Reversal - Spin the board 180 degrees and yell, "In Soviet Russia, Chess plays you!" This is to be used only in times of utmost need."

My* articles

• RuneScape (saved the page from CVP);
• Pitt the Embryo;
• UnNews:Bank of England Lowers Interest Rates;
• UnNews:Thousand-foot penis defies authorities;
• Phobias.

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I have to answer questions on this shit? Are you trying to kill me?

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This user is a member of The Brotherhood of Users Who Have Never Been Laid.

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 15 years, 11 months and 29 days.

This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.

This user is part of The Proofreading Service.

This user's IQ is over 134.

This user is a total UKer

and may nut you, you slag.

(British Uncyclopedians)

This user is Over 9000.

RSRS

This user no longer plays RunEscape . Congratulate them on their recovery and welcome them back to reality .

RSRS

This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!

This user is a geek.

This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies.

Blatant Whoring

Abusive test to destroy your sense of individuality • Yes, I edit Wikipedia. Don't ask me why

Notes

*Or rather, articles that I created. They're not mine as such. Wouldn't want anyone thinking otherwise. Not that I'm insecure about it.