User talk:Xo0o0ox

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Welcome!

Hey, Xo0o0ox, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thanks for making an account here. Hopefully, you'll like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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And finally, just have fun. It's why we're all here. Maintain a good attitude and you'll do well here. :)

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. Again, welcome!   —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 04:15, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

What that guy ^ said.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  23 Oct 2010 ~ 18:59 (UTC)

Hey there!

Aren't you a cute noob! Congratulations, you are adopted ;) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 19:15, 23 October 2010

thx

that stupid nuke, never stops annoying me. thanks for correcting me. Xcaliburfag 20:46, October 23, 2010 (UTC)

Yes.

  ;) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 00:57, 25 October 2010

Damnnit!

(It's like I LIKE PIE all over again.... only with multiple headers.)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  25 Oct 2010 ~ 01:07 (UTC)

Same her sorta (not really). HEHE!! DJ Mixerr 23:08, October 25, 2010 (UTC) User:DJ Mixerr/sig

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