User:Happytimes/Zzz/2010Q1

R. Kelly

Mattlobster has just cast a sixth vote against this article on VFD, surely because it's been in VFD for too long. I remind you that my vote against is for sale; just get started repairing this article! you can do it and I can't. Spıke ¬  19:01 4-Jan-10

Thanks for the vote of confidence on my editing skills. However, I think the vote against it has sailed in it's current form. Maybe it's better to move it to my userspace (User:Happytimes/VFD/) until I can get a chance to work on it? I'd hate to put time into it just to see it disappear. (Besides I would have to do additional research on the topic to bring what it needs I suppose.)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  05 Jan 2010 ~ 03:23 (UTC)

Many of us would have to do additional research. Maybe the real difference is that I don't care about yet another rapper, and you seem to. I am not an Admin, and neither will make the final decision on the vote nor can move the page to your userspace. If you are really enthused, cut the source and paste it into a new page in your userspace, because once in the last month the Admins didn't notice such a request in the VFD vote. Spıke ¬  03:37 5-Jan-10

Copy! I've already got the source code.

It's not so much that I care about R. Kelly ('cause I, like many Americans, don't) but I think it would be a good vehicle to tie into the Pee Review. (Yeah, I didn't have one moved last go 'round too. Oh well.)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  05 Jan 2010 ~ 03:46 (UTC)

Here it is. Do what you will to it! --UU - natter 09:15, Jan 7

Thanks!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  08 Jan 2010 ~ 07:38 (UTC)

Best used in the Bedroom

What's with the redlink header temple at the top of this page? What is that? XD ~Formerly Annoying Crap 06:25, 8 January 2010

That, my dear, is a place holder to indicate how lazy I am. (I planed to archive my talk page & add a talk header to each page for the future; I just haven't gotten around to it yet.)

P.S. Congrats on the featured article! I added to the submissions for Do You Know: "...that Butter is considered by many Southern cooking enthusiasts to be the best thing since sliced bread, Texas toast, and dancing midgets?"  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  08 Jan 2010 ~ 07:37 (UTC)

U.F.B.I.

This user is a Uncyclopedia Federal Officer of the U.F.B.I. , and has files of your entire history.

I got a new template to put on you user page--DirectorWILLYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 17:15, January 9, 2010 (UTC)

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Will

Complie

Soonish  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  12 Jan 2010 ~ 02:08 (UTC) 02:08, January 12, 2010 (UTC)

notm nom

You saw my conversation with DannyVirus or whatever his name is, good, I'm glad someone read it. One of the funniest things I've seen on uncy, and I lived it! He did change his response on his talk page, the first one was very good. Did you read his comments on the Ban User page when he thought it was about him? Fnord. Aleister in Chains December 7, 1941

Yes I did! Hilarious!!! The comments were funny too... poor munchkin.

You only get to be nominated for NOTM once & most noobs are too much of a noob to know they have a shot until it's too late. I think he's got potential and I expect great things. We just have to teach him how to organize his talk page a bit better.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  11 Jan 2010 ~ 01:17 (UTC)

Ah, I read his unbook-in-progress and watched it's growth during the past couple of hours, and it totally held my attention. I've been waiting for someone to bote for for notm, and probably will actually vote for him for potential and stick-around-ness. Did you vote for him, there's one vote on the board. Thanks, Aleister in Chains Time is overrated, MMX

Yeppers! I nominated and voted for him (her?) all in one edit. You're quite right ole' chap, the story has indeed captured my attention. (BTW thanks for adding the {{VoteNOTM}} template to Dannehvirus' page.)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  12 Jan 2010 ~ 02:08 (UTC)

Grue Rape

Its pitch black, you are likely to be raped by a grue--DirectorWILLYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 02:58, January 11, 2010 (UTC)

I quickly ignite the black pitch-like substance (as I recognize Grue droppings when I see them) to ward away Grues while I get out my floodlight equipment! They're especially nasty when it's their time of the month. (Good thing it's not dark or I'd be dead by now.)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  12 Jan 2010 ~ 02:08 (UTC)

RE: Welcome back? stranger

/coughs twice to denote importance Stranger? Me? Bah! I'm only the, uh, like five-thousandth most popular person on this entire website! Now, that's not saying much, but imagine if I was the five-thousandth most popular person in the WORLD! Then EVERYONE (except those people in africa who speak unintelligible mumbo-jumbo shit) would know who I am, inducing YOU! In other words, I have no idea how you don't know who I am. I mean, I won NotM for July (or something) of 2009! And RotM that same month! --Staircase CUN^t 03:57, January 11, 2010 (UTC)

Ah, I wrote "stranger" since we've never met and the "?" since it appears you've never left?

Anytrail, nice to meet you and such. Check back later to join the cult.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  12 Jan 2010 ~ 02:08 (UTC)

Cult? Wha? I'm already in a cult. I managed to join one whilst searching for my car keys one morning. But, as they say, the more the merrier, eh? Staircase CUN^t 02:40, January 12, 2010 (UTC)

Help Please

I am in need of some ideas for my article HowTo:Date A Emo Girl. It has been in my user space for some time, and I really want to get it done. If you have any good ideas, click here, make a new section, and put down what would make this article good. Thanks!--DirectorWILLYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 05:10, January 18, 2010 (UTC)

Wrist cut lines run across the street and not down the river. Warehouse fire. Poetry book with all the pages cut out.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  19 Jan 2010 ~ 06:39 (UTC) 06:39, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

I LIKE PIE!!!

What's up man! Do you like that PBJ Bananna guy?--I LIKE PIE!!! 12:46, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

I made that, because I love Happytimes. Doesn't that just weird you right out, man? ~Formerly Annoying Crap 17:05, 19 January 2010

Yes, it does.--I LIKE PIE!!! 21:03, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

I do love the PBJ happy times private dancer!!! AND SHE LIKES PIE TOO!!! It's like some sort of weird circular-saw-of-coincidence or something.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  20 Jan 2010 ~ 02:08 (UTC)

You know that "Peanut Butter Jelly" song?--I LIKE PIE!!! 02:44, January 20, 2010 (UTC)

Hello?--I LIKE PIE!!! 03:25, January 20, 2010 (UTC)

Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!!!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  21 Jan 2010 ~ 06:27 (UTC)

That's it! Here it is!--I LIKE PIE!!! 12:56, January 22, 2010 (UTC)

Um... friend?--I LIKE PIE!!! 14:27, January 23, 2010 (UTC)

Yo, Zana Dark's new name is Zany Park.--I LIKE PIE!!! 17:48, January 24, 2010 (UTC)

I'm not sure I believe that. Last I hear she was considering: Clarabelle.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  24 Jan 2010 ~ 19:03 (UTC)

Clarabelle? That Zany Park peep!--I LIKE PIE!!! 19:48, January 24, 2010 (UTC)

Or maybe it was, ahem, THE GLORIOUS ZANA DARK!!! GODDESS OF INTRIGUE, SLAYER OF DEMONS, MATRICULATE OF PALINDROMES, DESTROYER OF UNKEMPT WORLDS, MASTER OF THE PAN FLUTE, COMPETENT AT BINGO, MELODIOUS MATRON OF UNNEWS, MISTRESS OF MALARKEY, TEMPTRESS OF TEMPLATES, WICKED WELCOMER, and NUNNERY OF THE NAUGHTY PUN!!!!! A.K.A Clarabelle. ... I'm not sure.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  24 Jan 2010 ~ 20:07 (UTC)

^The mother-son relationship here sure is nice, eh? HELPME

It sure is? *grin*  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  24 Jan 2010 ~ 20:22 (UTC)

Well, on Zana Dark's Talk Page I put the vote tallies on underneath.--I LIKE PIE!!! 21:01, February 7, 2010 (UTC)

Arizona

Thanks for the intelligent edits to Arizona! L!$@ (Meow!)(Contribs) 17:29, 22 January 2010

You are welcome!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  23 Jan 2010 ~ 01:35 (UTC)

Found it.

Your secret page, that is. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 02:28, 25 January 2010 (UTC)

But did you really? You may want to check it again.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  25 Jan 2010 ~ 02:30 (UTC)

Damn. I was hoping you'd fill it with pictures of lesbians or something... —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 02:31, 25 January 2010 (UTC)

I know. Disappointing really.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  25 Jan 2010 ~ 02:32 (UTC)

Do I at least get a template? —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 02:33, 25 January 2010 (UTC)

Ah, ha ha ha! Check the page agains.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  25 Jan 2010 ~ 02:34 (UTC)

You mean the red balloon of awesomeness thing? —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 02:36, 25 January 2010 (UTC)

No. It will be a more awesome awesomeness template! (I'm working on a tiered system right now so it may take a bit. Just have to get in the third shipment of awesome and it'll be good to go.)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  25 Jan 2010 ~ 02:39 (UTC)

Q1

I noticed you are using my beloved {{Q1}} on your user page, but Spang has done so much work to {{Q}} and its knock-offs that I might eventually call for the toasting of {{Q1}}. Recommend you see if you can make peace with {{Q}}. Spıke ¬  03:27 27-Jan-10

*Grin* I just posted on the forum about {{Q}}. Don't sweat it if {{Q1}} goes away, I'll just change my page. Either way I'm flexible; stupid court enforced ballet classes!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  27 Jan 2010 ~ 03:36 (UTC)

Saw that; don't see what the problem is, as Spang (by defining a SPAN class name) has enabled me to make it appear exactly as I want to here, and when I turn off my local rules, it looks just about the way it did before. Whereas your signature keeps making me think there are ants on my screen, God damn it!!! Spıke ¬  03:43 27-Jan-10 PS--Sorry, the fact that the preceding sentence was playful might not come through clearly (despite the italic exclamation points.) Spıke ¬  03:51 27-Jan-10 // No problem, understood from the beginning *grin*

It looks way different to me, but maybe it's just my browser (it does keep nagging me to upgrade to this century though.) I haven't bothered to set up local rules. Mostly because I prefer my text to be free-range and because, as the founder of a future cult, I don't think I could also pull off being a dictator.

Also, there are ants on your page! They're just very very _tiny: My banana guy has ants in his pants that make him dance.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  27 Jan 2010 ~ 04:00 (UTC)

So that's it, you're using an obsolete browser and want the site to change to accommodate you! (My own user page notes my comparable tendency to spend time in MS-DOS, such as for my dial-up e-mail account, which makes me yell at people when they spam me with movies.) So that's a banana? thought it was a condom. It's clearer at full size, such as at Costa Rica. Spıke ¬  04:19 27-Jan-10

Well, not just the site per se, I want everything to accommodate me. It pisses me off every time I am denied the power of flight, fail to date superb models or run 1^st world countries. But, meh. Anyway I can't be the only moron who uses older browsers now can I.

~ I think it's a banana wearing a condom, but I've never pulled down his pants to look. Also, it's not just Costa Rica wherein my banana looks clearer at full size. (And it's reflection in funhouse mirrors will just blow your mind!)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  27 Jan 2010 ~ 04:41 (UTC)

I take it back! all that is more demented than using MS-DOS! (your favorite emoticon here) Spıke ¬  04:44 27-Jan-10

Ha ha ha! *grin*  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  27 Jan 2010 ~ 04:47 (UTC)

Browsers and Laetrile

It turns out that your "obsolete" browser, Mozilla 3.0.17, is newer than mine. When I wiped this disk, 3.0.8 was the newest big thing, and I put it on all my XP machines for consistency and have seen no persuasive reason to grab the latest rev. (A Fun Fact at the bottom of my user page advises that I am a Late Adopter.) At any rate, the code snippet I pasted into the Forum should work for you and enable you to experiment with the appearance of quotes. (Just substitute for Spik2009, because you don't have that font.)

Now why does DOS tell you that Ctrl-Alt-Del might work for you? It is a Laetrile suggestion. Laetrile doesn't work either, but when your doctor's only advice is, "Take it easy and work on your will," Grandpa takes a ride to Juarez. Indeed DOS is telling you that staying where you are means the screen won't ever change, but Ctrl-Alt-Del might at least get you to the PC's Setup Menu. And in the rare case where the HDD failure was intermittent or heat-related, you might actually win by trying again something that failed, though Einstein called that a definition of insanity. (Sorry to respond to your joke with a rebuttal!) Spıke ¬  17:13 27-Jan-10

(Well, now I know everything I ever wanted to know about Laetrile since I had to look it up. There's a few brain cells I'll never get back.)

In practice I often comment, to the machine in question, that if the operating system indeed can't be found then there is really no reason not to drag it out into the desert and see how many pieces larger than a quarter are left after shooting it repeatedly with a small caliber handgun. (9 times out of 10 it boots right up.)

(It's ok you responded to my joke with a rebuttal, go ahead and re-butt whenever you like.) Cheers.

Anyway, I also don't see a need to upgrade. I'm rather fond of the junk it inadvertently blocks by not being up to the latest wizz-bang fandangles the kids are all about these days. (GET OFF MY LAWN YOU F@K!N@! KIDS!!!) I'll have to give that code a go when I get a chance... I wonder if there is an all-skull & heart-shaped-candy-kisses font???  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  28 Jan 2010 ~ 05:45 (UTC)

That would be Wingdings, as noted in the Forum. Being a Late Adopter also means some virus writers don't bother with you. But I think the ultimate goal of the Web is to let publishers ensure that you don't get anything of value to you until you sit through a TV commercial. Spıke ¬  08:26 28-Jan-10

Dogged efforts

From here

I'd rather keep the meta humour out of it - especially when there is such a perfect opportunity to use a pun that relates back to concept. Of course, if the words happy times are here ended up in there somewhere I won't argue. Pup

Too true. True that. But if the truth be known,^{Ahhhgh! Make it stop} maybe I can work them both in somehow... or not. Anyway I did work some on it tonight but I doubt it will be done this week; I think I opened up some new ideas. How long CAN an article be anyway?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  27 Jan 2010 ~ 03:49 (UTC)

As long as the humour in it keeps it alive. Monitor and Street Fighter are two examples of my longer articles. But I have a tendency to trim things down usually rather than expand them - these two are exceptions as they use repetition and escalation to make the overall joke. UnDebate: Is it ever right to restrict freedom of speech? was in danger of being too long in it's first draft, and I had to trim it down substantially in order to get it to zing just right. Pup

So, to paraphrase you, as long^{ha, pun!} as it is zing, and not zong, it's good. Gotcha!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  27 Jan 2010 ~ 07:17 (UTC)

Thank you

For your kind welcome! I look forward to more crazy editing 'round this place. --Rhaenys 14:21, January 28, 2010 (UTC)

You are most assuredly welcome.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  29 Jan 2010 ~ 06:46 (UTC)

tanks you

Thanks for your vote for Emmanuel Goldstein Award of Excellence in the Distribution of Misinformation on my behalf. I really appreciate that some users give me a glance, sometimes. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 23:31, January 28, 2010 (UTC)

ATTENTION COLONIZER

Duty Calls! Imperial Colonization has been commandeered! With a shiny new, waterproof coat, we're heading out to sea once again. We need you for our next colonization. You have one week to nominate or vote from right now, Sunday the 31st of January 2010, to Saturday the 6th of February 2010. (See Protocol for how to nominate an article for Colonization. And remember, if you vote for an article that means you intend to help colonize it.) Then starting Sunday, 7 February 2010, we will start colonizing another savage land (i.e., improving whichever article gets the most votes). Come on board and vote or nom now, to the glory of Her Majesty!

EXTRA: Our most recent colonization, Transformers, has just been Pee Reviewed. If you're interested in making improvements, please check out the article and the review. With a little work, we may have another glorious Feature article! Wouldn't that be just spiffy? And remember, if you participate and this does get featured, you get one half feature credit!

For the Glory of Her Majesty and by Order of your Fearful Fearless Leader, King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  19:42, January 30, 2010 (UTC)

Done did

I got yer stub right here. While I've already done a stub, this one is original and not based on an Uncyclopedia meme. Well, sort of. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 01:14, February 2, 2010 (UTC)

I don't think a legal disclaimer, summons, order, or declaration would be considered to be a stub. And I don't think this would qualify anyway because it's got too much information and is, dare I say, too well written to be a stub anyway. To review: Your notice is a notice and not a stub. However, I will accept your old one is, but only as a non-qualifying stub based on the age of said article stub.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  02 Feb 2010 ~ 05:19 (UTC)

My, aren't you picky. It's the size of a Wikipedia stub. Is this more to your tastes? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 05:53, February 2, 2010 (UTC)

Hilarious! (Especially the note to blame me.) but I'm not sure if this qualifies as a stub either (mostly because I want to see what you come up with next).  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  03 Feb 2010 ~ 01:38 (UTC)

I'm sorry, but that's all the manly stubble you'll be getting from me for now. That last one was a little uninspired. Bob Dylan is notorious for giving bad interviews, and Rolling Stone is notorious for idolizing him, so I thought I'd turn the tables and have the interviewer be the uncooperative one. So it's more ?pedia amusing than genuinely funny. It's like the postmodernist clown who drops a banana peel on the ground and then steps over it, defying your expectations that he will slip and fall in some hilarious way. And that's the joke. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 08:56, February 3, 2010 (UTC)

You know it was funny until you explained it. I'ma gonna go take a nap now.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  04 Feb 2010 ~ 01:30 (UTC)

How come no one ever starts a new topic on their own page?

Crap, now I feel all vanity like.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  02 Feb 2010 ~ 05:21 (UTC)

I did - it's a form of narccissismism though. (I hate not having a spell checker on my work PC!) Pup

http://www.spellchecker.net/spellcheck/ King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  06:01, February 2, 2010 (UTC)

Well I'm not sure it works right. I put in "OMGWTFBBQ" and it suggested "MEGAWATT."  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  03 Feb 2010 ~ 01:41 (UTC)

I just typed in "OMGWTFBBQ" and it suggested "STOP LISTENING TO HAPPYTIMES". King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  04:00, February 4, 2010 (UTC)

Oh. So maybe it is working then, never mind.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  06 Feb 2010 ~ 01:35 (UTC)

When you say, "form of," can it be shaped like somebody took a bite out of it?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  03 Feb 2010 ~ 01:45 (UTC)

I did a baaad thing

Ordinarily, removing someone's comment from a discussion page is an absolute no no. However, I just did it because this was a very rare exception. You wisely posted a link from Uncyclopedia talk:Imperial Colonization to User talk:Why do I need to provide this?/Imperial Colonization so people wouldn't miss parts of the discussions. But I realized having two discussion pages for the same thing was confusing, so I cut and pasted the discussion from my talk page to the IC talk page. This meant that your very short notice giving a link was no longer needed, so I cut it. I just wanted to let you know, and thanks for your help! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  05:50, February 2, 2010 (UTC)

I almost suggested doing just that very thing (after thinking to myself that, no, I shouldn't just move everything and enjoy my ban time off). Instead I just posted the link thinking that everyting would work out and it did. (I'm ok with it, really.) *grin*  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  03 Feb 2010 ~ 01:44 (UTC)

I just commented on a comment over six months old because the vote box threw me off. How about we archive some of the content... like this: User:Happytimes/Super Secret/Imperial Colonization Talk & User:Happytimes/Super Secret/Imperial Colonization Talk Archive  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  03 Feb 2010 ~ 02:03 (UTC)

I had thought about archiving everything posted before I violently seized control was appointed by Her Majesty. But I didn't. Maybe I'll archive it after the current colonization is over, or maybe I'll do it now with the earlier stuff. Will think about it. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  03:48, February 3, 2010 (UTC)

I just done did it. Thanks for the suggestion! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  03:58, February 4, 2010 (UTC)

You are welcome! It's much easier to read now.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  06 Feb 2010 ~ 01:35 (UTC)

All U.F.B.I. Officers

The U.F.B.I. is now officialy starting operations as of right now. We have more operations as well, which includes helping users on pee review by showing them to the upcoming Pee Review 101, which will been this week. Toasty Bacon has not made any contrbuations since January the 6 2010, so he can be considered unattendtive, so we have only two members, but I will be recruiting more members to help us out. Operarations are still coming and we're still growing, but our great department will make a difference in Uncyclopedia. Also make sure you put the U.F.B.I. template on your userpage That is all, you are dissmissed!--DirectorWILLYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 07:22, February 4, 2010 (UTC)

I'm probably too busy with reviving IC right now to participate (and honestly I had no idea what U.F.B.I. was until I saw the link on your sig), but am interesting in what's happening around here, so will check it out. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  08:13, February 4, 2010 (UTC)

So Why, was this supposed to be on your talk page? I'm just curious really. Ho hum. *whistle* doo-be-doobie-do...  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  06 Feb 2010 ~ 01:35 (UTC)

Everything seems to end up on my talk page eventually. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  19:21, February 6, 2010 (UTC)

Ok, we started. What next?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  06 Feb 2010 ~ 01:37 (UTC)

IC CREATIONISM HAS BEGUN

Attention Colonizer! Our next colonization is announced: CREATIONISM. As you're one of the few brave souls who voted to rewrite the history of life, the universe and everything, meaning you volunteered to help do it, you're receiving this special, holy advance notice. We are now planning the creation of the universe, or at the very least our version of someone's else's version of how it was created. Get your mind stimulated, get those creative juices flowing, and begin the foreplay for our Big Bang: Creationism! (Or if you don't care about overly-dramatic double entendre, just go to Uncyclopedia_talk:Imperial_Colonization/project and post your ideas.) Over and out. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  05:56, February 7, 2010 (UTC)

In case you didn't see it

Your friendship with I LIKE PIE!!!. It's over. -- Roman Dog Bird 03:54, February 8, 2010 (UTC)

I know. And now my days are filled with sorrow and weepiness.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  08 Feb 2010 ~ 04:02 (UTC)

UN:HTBFANJS

Thank you for boiling down that list! Spıke ¬  05:02 8-Feb-10

No problem. (It still could use some work and an update though. It seems that whole section could visually flow better too.)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  08 Feb 2010 ~ 05:07 (UTC)

Unnumbered heads

I just did so; last week it was a single, very long list. I had unnumbered heads for the four subsections, but then I saw that the rest of the document uses boldfacing instead. Spıke ¬  05:14 8-Feb-10 PS--I also had a request in to Mordillo to find someone to do exactly what you just did. Spıke ¬  05:16 8-Feb-10

That is crazy! I love it when I randomly find stuff before people/things ask me to do stuff. (I had noticed you were working on it & decided to help, crazy huh?)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  10 Feb 2010 ~ 01:09 (UTC)

OK, you got that one. Now I'm psychicly thinking of asking you to help out on. . . Aleister in Chains 1:20 10 Feb. MMX

I'm already helping out with the stuff mentioned above... where's my flying Delorean???  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  10 Feb 2010 ~ 01:46 (UTC)

Now I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 500. The number I'm thinking of is. . . Al 2:19 10 Feb. MMX

Um, XLII? (I suck at numbers).  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  10 Feb 2010 ~ 02:54 (UTC)

Everything's cool. You monitored the changes on UN:HTBFANJS and saw you could take it further. That's how good stuff happens. Spıke ¬  04:12 10-Feb-10

Hooray for good stuff!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  10 Feb 2010 ~ 04:16 (UTC)

Boy George Scouts

Boy George Scouts? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 08:37, February 9, 2010 (UTC)

(I KNEW if I left my user page alone long enough someone would read it!)

Yes. I think BGS would be hilarious, unfortunately I can't think of a single thing to write on the subject.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  10 Feb 2010 ~ 01:40 (UTC)

"Culture Club in the Community" merit badge. That should be a good starting point. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 14:58, Feb 11 2010

I just realized something...

...you're my brother. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 01:29, 10 February 2010 (UTC)

Nuh-uh! He's my brother! —Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 01:45, February 10, 2010 (UTC)

I've dreaded the day this question would come... – Preceding unsigned comment added by Happytimes (talk • contribs)

Uh oh, did my lil' bro fo'get to sign his widdle comment womment? Awwww... —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 02:01, 10 February 2010 (UTC) ~ Stupid edit conflict(s) (erased my comments).

Heh. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 02:08, 10 February 2010 (UTC)

So, it's kinda like this...

I'm more like the blind date your mother went out with & realized there was no chemistry before the appetizers arrived at the table, but found a special kinda bond with, and we've been steadfast friends ever since...

...Er, no wait, that's not quite right...

I'm the step-sibling of...

...that's not right either, I don't see myself as a step-anything...

Cousin.

...no, that's not right; right about now...

Funk Soul Brother!

...check it out now;... no, no, that's not it...

Not uncle, not dad, not kid, not sister, not associate...

...not any of those.

So here it is. I'm like the family friend that's so close to your age group that we spent all our summers together. We shared family vacations in which we learned how to make snow forts, burp the alphabet, and avoid puking on the rollercoaster. I'm like a sibling/cousin to you. We had good times & bad, snuck into movies together, and blew up stuff with fireworks. (You know, all the light-hearted things kids did then that are considered felonies now.) College split us up during the semesters, but I still saw you on every major holiday and every minor semester break. We drifted apart for awhile when you dated that one girl, (bitch!) but once you dumped her it was like old times. Now I see you primarily on the weekends; BBQ at my house this Saturday! You still owe me two dollars.

(I think that about covers it.)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  10 Feb 2010 ~ 02:46 (UTC)

Yep, just like the olden days...let's go back to those happy times, man! —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 03:14, 10 February 2010 (UTC)

Ya, look at the new improved, me!--Yo Big Fat Mama and Yo Big Fanny Granny 03:29, February 10, 2010 (UTC)

ATTENTION COLONIZERS: WE ARE RECREATING CREATIONISM

The Bible says God created the world in six days by himself--our crew of talented colonizers can surely recreate an article in a week and a half! Remember, any Colonizer is welcome to work on our current project, which is the Creationism article. But before you begin, check "READ THIS FIRST" at the top. From Sunday, 7 February to Wednesday, 10 February 2010, a hearty crew of brave colonizers plotted a strong course for the article by consensus. We have the beginning of a great colonization, so go forth and colonize to the glory of Her Majesty!

Special Note for Lobsterbacks (i.e. those who signed up but haven't yet worked on a successful colonization). We plan to keep your name on the honored membership list if you make worthwhile contribution to the article or other parts of Imperial Colonization between 31 January 2010 and the end of this project. If your name is removed from the list, you are welcome to reapply when you plan to become active. User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig10 05:11, February 11, 2010 (UTC)

I wanted to let you know I like the tone of what you wrote so far for Creationism. I believe you have a good sense of the writing style agreed to by general consensus. I did, however, redo much of it to fit with the guidelines for the direction of the article. Some of what you wrote was actually the opposite of the consensus. Please read that carefully first (I've read it several times myself just to keep myself on the colonizing track), then continue to write well, be happy and healthy for the glory of Her Majesty, and all that God Save the Queen stuff. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  21:41, February 11, 2010 (UTC)

I have to read now?!? ... dang.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  11 Feb 2010 ~ 23:55 (UTC)

Yep. Also that box thing you did at the top of Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/project? Cool. Thanks. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  03:33, February 13, 2010 (UTC)

You are welcome! (I thought it would lift & separate (and make it pop!))

Did you see this yet? A gallery would be a good addition to any colonization; maybe? (I'm having some trouble with the generation of ideas... I may just edit later.) I think I may be having more fun by just adding to the program right now.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  13 Feb 2010 ~ 03:55 (UTC)

That's great! I just added it to GUIDELINE FOR CREATING CREATIONISM. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  04:06, February 13, 2010 (UTC)

Cool beans!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  13 Feb 2010 ~ 04:07 (UTC)

(P.S. I did read the guidelines BTW, it was just my reading comprehensions that was fail. *grin*  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  13 Feb 2010 ~ 04:02 (UTC))

If there's anything that you think could be clarified, let me know. It may be one of those "well I know what I meant why doesn't everybody else" things. I am definitely open to suggestions! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  04:08, February 13, 2010 (UTC)

OK, roger that. I'll let you know if I notice anything. (Probably gonna give it a rest for tonight though.)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  13 Feb 2010 ~ 04:13 (UTC)

Monkeys

Poop throwing monkeys is under a poop attack again, this time on VFD. I added a vote and a comment explaining why it's a good article. "Swing" by and take a look. Aleister in Chains 13:01 12 Feb. MMX

Error

User:PuppyOnTheRadio/MKB Pup 09:10, 15/02/2010

Review

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Carebears (again)

And it is at this point that I go back and wonder if it is worth trying to keep this going to a point where it will become featurable. It is a good filler and means that we have removed a potential vandal target, but beyond that... I'm removing it off my watchlist for now, and leaving it up to you to do with as you see fit. Pup 05:33, 20/02/2010

I thought the review was good and mirrored some of what I've been thinking on this. (I guess there's something to be said about leaving your rough draft in mainspace though.) This is just one of the many projects I'm working on... I will let you know when I'm done with it & get your opinion at that time... time for a 3rd Pee review I guess.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  21 Feb 2010 ~ 03:03 (UTC)

Q1

C'mon! Give me a vote on VFD to shovel a spade of dirt on {{Q1}}! It's getting lonely! Spıke ¬  01:50 22-Feb-10

It's like User:I LIKE PIE!!! all over again, *snif*  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  22 Feb 2010 ~ 22:53 (UTC)

Thanks for your vote! Unfortunately, due to me, your talk page now has two sections named Q1, which means any attempt to guide anyone to either of them guides them to the first. I'd change one, but didn't know which conversation you wanted your vote to key to. Spıke ¬  23:14 22-Feb-10

Nah, the confusion is good.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  23 Feb 2010 ~ 04:06 (UTC)

UnSignpost

Need something to put into Unsignpost now that UU is otherwise occupied. Have you got any news? Nominally Humane! some time 03:05, 23/02/2010

Wow! The responsibility boggles the mind... so much so that it went blank. I'll come up with something I'm sure; check back in a few.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  23 Feb 2010 ~ 04:06 (UTC)

Ok, along with a complete (re)organization of my user space (I know, I know, I've been saying that for months!) I've been planning on spamming the signed up users of the Proofreading Service to be more active after this colonization^Creationism is over. Which might be timely, because the latest unpsycher to sign up is heading for a ban if they don't change their 'too' helpful ways. (Oh and as of 93 edits they already have more user boxes than I, and are well on their way to collecting as much as Socky... I really need to get on the ball and do that myself, starting a cult is hard.

Oh, and, {{Q1}} is dead. // And Zana Dark Rock Banned herself. // Kingkitty avoids racial slurs (thus far), and wins a bronze metal in Canada, but CheddarBBQ mentions penis, (and why can't I watch hockey instead of the f'ing ice dancing?) // A rebel? writes something funny. // All of the UN-games are marked for death. // etc.

I think that's about it for my brainstorming for now...? ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  23 Feb 2010 ~ 04:55 (UTC)

Browsers, video, what?

What browsers don't show youtube embeds? Nominally Humane! some time 04:30, 25/02/2010

Mine.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  25 Feb 2010 ~ 04:53 (UTC)

More specifically, Firefox 3.0.18 ... when it doesn't have all the doodads loaded.

Makes more sense... Firefox doesn't have flash enabled initially and you have to manually add it yourself, and youtube is flash. Nominally Humane! some time 05:35, 25/02/2010

Yeah, I don't like to be Flashed unless I'm asking for it.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  25 Feb 2010 ~ 05:45 (UTC)

Likewise. In Firefox, under Tools/Add-ons, you can enable and disable flash at will, and the annoyances obediently go away. Spıke ¬  10:25 25-Feb-10

Not true; I can still reach CNN & Fox News.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  25 Feb 2010 ~ 10:27 (UTC)

I don't mean the annoyances in Washington! just the car commercials. Spıke ¬  10:29 25-Feb-10

Copy that.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  25 Feb 2010 ~ 10:30 (UTC)

IC BATMAN HAS BEGUN

Zowie Colonizer! Our next colonization is announced: BATMAN. As you're one of the few brave enough to take on Batman himself, meaning you volunteered to help do it, you're receiving this special dark knight notice. We are now planning to put together what may well become the greatest superhero of all time! Or maybe a kid who hands players bats. Or maybe.... Get your mind stimulated, flap those fleshy, featherless wings and fly out of the batcave and get to colonizing! (Or if you don't care about this overly-dramatic four-color dialog, just go to Uncyclopedia_talk:Imperial_Colonization/project and post your ideas.) Over and out. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  06:11, February 28, 2010 (UTC)

User:Why do I need to provide this?/IC Batman Begins User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig10 03:38, March 4, 2010 (UTC)

Please be careful and don't edit my templates

I imagine it was unintentional, but when you posted comments on User:Why do I need to provide this?/IC Batman Begins you were changing a template. This means that your comments appeared on every IC colonizer's talk page, which rather screwed up the message. The reason I did this as a template was so that if I found I'd made an error after I'd posted it, I didn't have to go back and change it on 40 or so users' talk pages, I could just change the template. So I reverted your edits back. I appreciate all the help you've given to IC, and I doubt the effect your edits caused was intentional, but please don't do it again. If you want to make comments on the template, please post them at User talk:Why do I need to provide this?/IC Batman Begins. Thanks. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  21:37, March 5, 2010 (UTC)

Also I just discovered that the template problem was actually probably caused by some stupid idiot who didn't set it up right. So we'll blame him for this. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  22:23, March 5, 2010 (UTC)

Ok. *grin*  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  06 Mar 2010 ~ 00:19 (UTC)

Your work on IC Creationism...

is greatly appreciated. However, I need to point out a few things.

1. This is a minor point, but "body hair & tails" I don't thinks works as well as "body hair and tails"--the idea is this is a "serious" article, and "and" is more serious than "&".
2. This is a more major point: the quotes are all intended to be accurate and from the King James Version of the Bible. Twice now I've removed the "of the ground" part as it's not in Genesis 1:26. If we were now in 1610 and finishing up the Authorized Version (commonly called the King James Version which came out in 1611), or better yet were the ones who wrote the version they were translating, I might agree with your edit. But we aren't and therefore I don't.
3. This is a major point: I'm not saying I'm more qualified to do colonizations than anyone else--there's several people who've done many more than me, and have much more experience. But as long as I'm the Big Cheese of IC, I don't want anyone changing the official number of the colonized version but yours truly. Also click on the link that you put as the current version of the article and see where it goes. The next edit of an article seldom is one number higher than the previous edit.

Thanks for listening. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  02:17, March 6, 2010 (UTC)

Ouch! Ok, here is my response.

1. There are two and's in a row; "...somehow lost their body hair and tails and put on clothes...."; and I often replace one of them with an "&" to pair them up because I think it flows better. Here I put "body hair & tails" together to separate it from "and put on clothes" for clarity. (Sometimes I re-write it and separate it by commas or rearrange it altogether.) This is a stylistic choice that some people love and others dislike. For me my brain halts for a bit to resolve the grouping/pairing of the double anded words. (This, also happens, to me, when there are, excessive commas, in a sentence.)
   Also, I don't see how using an ampersand makes anything seem less professional when used in moderation.
2. I see your point, it's so important that we keep things entirely factual and not one bit made up. Sarcasm is straight out too! We are the arbiters of knowledge after all!!! --- Seriously, I suspected it might have been a direct quote but I don't think anyone cares... unless someone did an internet search for that direct quote maybe? driving people to Unpsych would be a good reason for that I suppose; Hmmmm.... Anyway, I though at that point of the story we were trying to underline the 'authors' decline in to rambling proof, and I thought that adding the parallel cattle/ground to the birds/air, fishes/sea would be funny. (I still do.) -- Don't worry though, when I go back in my time machine next week to 1610 I'll fix it and we will never have this argument.
3. As the Big Cheese of IC you think you're so right don't you? Well, when you're right, you're right. My bad. I really didn't know I was fucking things up so bad & actually thought I was being helpful. Sorry. (I'm still a complete noob when it comes to things I haven't bothered to figure out yet.)

Cheers!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  06 Mar 2010 ~ 02:59 (UTC)
P.S. I really like the edits you've done since I banged on the article after the Pee Review. You and Puppy fixed all the crap I couldn't figure out (and refined some of the stuff I thought I had.) Stick a fork in it, it's done!

Yeah, we worked together and stuff which was cool. I think it's a great article, and I'm very pleased with it.

But while I'm here, one other thing. Whatever happened (or whoever did it--for all I know I screwed something up when I was trying to fix it, so I'm not blaming you or anyone) in connecting Uncyclopedia talk:Imperial Colonization/Creationism‎ to Talk:Creationism created a template loop--that's a bad thing. I don't even move talk pages onto existing talk pages; it takes powers reserved to admins to do without screwing up. Fortunately, I think I patched it together enough that it will keep us all out of trouble. But in the future, you or any colonizer is welcome to edit IC articles, post comments on IC talk pages, etc. But for anything else, everyone should ask me first so I can continue in the delusion I'm important here or something. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  03:32, March 6, 2010 (UTC)

I must totally have been a thorn in your side this week. I'm sorry. i'll try not to screw anything else up.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  07 Mar 2010 ~ 10:52 (UTC)

Ah, don't worry about it. I get told I'm doing something wrong here on a regular basis, so I got to pick on someone else. And I just love picking on dancing bananas. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  14:32, March 7, 2010 (UTC)

RLY? Thanx!

RLY? Thanksz!! You are a cool dude, geah!! DJ Mixerr 06:39, March 7, 2010 (UTC)User:DJ Mixerr

Yea dude your a RLY cooool geah!!! —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 06:43, 7 March 2010 (UTC)

So R U! Your tottaly RLY kewl 2!!! geah!!!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  07 Mar 2010 ~ 10:51 (UTC)

I'm an old man and I don't think I approve of this text speech. Mainly because I don't understand it. Geah. Nominally Humane! some time 11:17, 7/03/2010

You should learn. All the ladies are doing it. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 19:09, March 7, 2010 (UTC)

For Co-creating Creationism

Featured Article: Creationism

This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

---

You served beyond the call of duty to help create this colonization for God and Country. Be proud! And accept this 1/2 feature credit.

King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  03:16, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

You have been saved from destruction and for happier times

The Godly People at Imperial Colonization thank you for voting for Creationism (rightly featured 8 March 2010), and thus supporting America as The Rightful World Power. May God George God and George bless you!

On behalf of IC, I thank you for voting your conscience. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  20:49, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

Your changes to IC

"The project page re-directed to the current project"--your suggestion, I like it, it will be done. Also someone (unfortunately I don't remember who) said they really liked the George W. Bush with a halo image you put in to replace the previous one. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  22:33, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

I LIKE PIE!!! sighting

Thought you might like to know, I may have had a brief I LIKE PIE!!! sighting yesterday. Someone left a note on an article talk page "my name is bob and I like pie", I answered, asking him if he edited the article, and then Mordillo huffed the page. So, like a spirit at a seance, he may still be trying to contact us, his idea of the afterlife. Aleister in Chains 3:08 9.3.mmx

Sorry for taking so long...ehe...

About the template, this time I was sort of thinking of a parody of the

All Praise and Glory Be Theirs!

This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader.
Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded. Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon. If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint, but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.

---

template (I put the actual template there just so your talk page could be put on the category blocked users. HAH!) This text would be good: 

All praise and glory be theirs!

This user has been promoted the the rank of Queen's voter.

Due to their site-topping talents in voting me for awards, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded.

Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they wll not be doing anything other than HELPING ME win awards anytime soon.

If you were hoping they would respond to a message, sorry to disappoint, but such a menial task is outside of their job description.

With the template's regular layout. Can you do it? —Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 23:49, March 12, 2010 (UTC)

Ding! {{User:HELPME/Temples/indefblocked}}  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  15 Mar 2010 ~ 06:31 (UTC)

	All Praise and Glory Be Theirs!
	This user has been promoted the the rank of Queen's voter.
	Due to their site-topping talents in voting awards for me, all other chores formerly assigned have been rescinded.
	Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they'll do nothing other than HELP ME win awards anytime soon.
	If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint,
	but such a menial task is outside of their job description.

Luv u—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 18:36, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Where is you???

I miss you!  ~ Happypel is here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ 

In my pants. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 18:52, March 14, 2010 (UTC)

Hehe. Heh. You said "Pants." —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 19:30, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Come on, get happy! (from The Partridge Family song about taking drugs. Or something. Although if it was, "Come on, get happy in my pants" it might be about something). King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  03:42, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Hello, world, here's a song that we're singin',
c'mon get happy
A whole lotta lovin' is what we'll be bringin',
we'll make you happy

We had a dream we'd go trav'lin' together
We'd spread a little lovin' then we'd keep movin' on
Somethin' always happens whenever we're together
We get a happy feelin' when we're singin' a song

Trav'lin' along there's a song that we're singin',
c'mon get happy
A whole lotta lovin' is what we'll be bringin',
we'll make you happy
We'll make you happy,
we'll make you happy
—Happygonium FUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 05:46, 15 March, 2010 (UTC)

...In my pants! --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 07:01, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Monkeys

Great additions! I took out a few duplicates, the red links, and some that didn't fit (almost all of the categories fit closely with the page, it's interesting how maybe more fit this one than almost any other on Uncy), and put the last three categories back down at the end, a good place for them to live (I try to make categories form sentences or phrases). Anyway, great work, and now it's a really good repository for category names too. Al 12:04 17 3 mmx

• chuckle* Yeah, I didn't move them because I was either too lazy or couldn't remember how (or both). I was actually intending to add more later but if you think it's enough I'll stop now. *grin* (P.S. I didn't bother to check for the duplicates too hard determinately because I'm lazy.)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  18 Mar 2010 ~ 02:29 (UTC)

good work, and if you know of more applicable ones, for sure. And I've added Poop Throwing Monkeys to Votes for Good too, just search VFG. I have no idea why VFG isn't a popular site here, some of the funniest articles I've read have been voted Good there. Al de'chain 2:33 18 3 MMX

User:Why do I need to provide this?/IC Why plank King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  16:53, March 17, 2010 (UTC)

You, sir, rock!

A personal thank you. Chers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 16:36, March 23, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks! You, sir, are a scholar and a gentleman!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  24 Mar 2010 ~ 06:55 (UTC)

Could you do a list of UnNews stories with a Religion category? That would save me loads of time. Thanks in advance. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 19:09, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

	Happy Sasquatch Appreciation Day! A traditional Sasquatch blessing
	March 24 is Sasquatch Appreciation Day, as decreed by Reverend zim_ulator. Please join me in celebration of the noble Sasquatch and his innumerable contributions to Uncyclopedia.

Yes! Give me time. (It looks like a WHOLE lot of reorganizing needs to be done on the existing categories too.)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  25 Mar 2010 ~ 02:01 (UTC)

You rock, sir! Chers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 02:22, March 26, 2010 (UTC)

Happy as a twit

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  24 Mar 2010 ~ 06:56 (UTC)

Comeditarian: George Carlin

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5xa9d_george-carlin-no-bullsht-tribute_fun It's got an Oscar Wilde quote.

Discordianism vote needed quickly and member retirement

User:Why do I need to provide this?/Discordianism vote King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  18:17, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

(Very nice)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  25 Mar 2010 ~ 00:05 (UTC)

Welcome to the frat!

Welcome bro, glad to have you at Upsilon Sigma Sigma, we'll be having a party this week at the frat house, so make sure you're there!

BROTHER

Upsilon Sigma Sigma

Hope you'll want to participate in April's collab, March was pretty good I think! we'll be nominating a queue list very soon for our collabs. --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 03:03 EST 25 Mar, 2010

Upsilon Sigma Sigma March Newsletter

March's collaboration on Nintendo, our first as a group went really well. You can drift on over to check it out in mainspace. Now onto frat business and stuff. First of all, we need to determine as a group a few things in terms of our monthly collaboration; will it really be a 'monthly' collab, or should we not stick to such a rigid timeframe? Secondly, we need to figure out how we're going to determine future collab projects. Currently we're voting on April's project, but we need to decide if we're going to vote at the end of each month for the following month's project, or if we're going to adopt a rolling queue like IC currently has. I'm leaning more towards the rolling queue idea, but I'd like to get a consensus on the subject. In order to vote on this, go here. I would like to take the time to point out that we are not IC; in fact we're kind of the opposite, whereas they take crap and turn it into slightly better crap, we create the crap that people want the most. Along these lines, any member of the frat is encouraged to contribute to each months collab, not matter how big or small. There aren't really any rules in terms of how we tackle these collabs, so the structure will kind of just spring up.

Ok, the second part of the frat of course is the individual creation of pages from the requested articles list. None of us, myself included, have called dibs on, started, or created any of these pages. I want to stress that this is just as an important part of our group as the monthly collaboration. I hope to make an individual article of my own in April from the list, and I encourage all of you to do the same.

Third, the lesser third pillar of our group, pee reviewing. I would just encourage you guys if you feel like it to go ahead and do an in-depth pee review or two in April.

Well, I think the start of Upsilon Sigma Sigma has gone rather well considering most groups don't get off the ground too well here, and it's all thanks to Aleister in Chains and Pelargonium, who both contributed to Nintendo. Without them, I feel the group wouldn't have gone very far, so please pop over to Frat Bro of the Month at some point and give them a shout out. Also, please feel free to browse the various sections of the group (I spent a bunch of time creating the frat page), and be sure to check the news tab from time to time, I'll be updating that regularly. I'm really looking forward to working with you all in the coming months in making some quality requested articles! --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 22:16 EST 29 March, 2010