User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/Sock Organizer Boxes

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This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference. IC This user is a member of Imperial Colonization. IC This user is a member of the Welcoming Committee, because no other Committee would take them. UnSignpost Home Delivery The Newspaper That Openly Admits Its Liberal And Conservative Biases! This user chooses the fate of articles on VFD. Fear Them. This user supports the genocide of crappy articles. This user joined the Folding@home Team, because they give a damn & so should you. 50,203 I have contributed 50,203 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home team. 50,203 This user did one hundred fucking pushups on July 6, 2009. 6 This user rewrote 6 pages for Conservation Week, because they care. How many have you rewritten, huh? 6 59 This user has written 59 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities. 59 65,732 This user has exactly 65,732 edits. This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 17 years, 2 months and 29 days. This user has been blocked 69 times. This user has been huffed 2 times and hopefully unhuffed too.

Ceci n'est pas un Belge ...because Uncyclopedia frowns upon cursing. (List of other pas Belge Uncyclopedians) {{{2}}} This user is a member of the Goa Tse Clan. This user does not want Uncyclopedia to be the worst. Dieser Benutzer ist ein offizielles Mitglied Der Unwehr. Wir sind hier zu die Schwachen töten und die Starke bauen. Sieg Heil! This user is not a number, they're a free person! This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead. This user's IQ is over higher than yours. This user can be trusted with your deepest, darkest secrets. This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything. This user is too damn sexy

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