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59 This user has written 59 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.
65,732 This user has exactly 65,732 edits.

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
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Unser Ziel ist ສ້າງ ຄວາມເຂັ້ມແຂງ wiki للكوميديا Pero no te preocupes, 你可以感谢 нам позже. Amen.

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la-2This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Latin.
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sa-PThis f****r speaks Sarcasm heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
sock-NThis user is a native speaker of Sockpuppet.