User talk:Yutsi

Welcome!

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Hello, Yutsi, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there and there is a window over here if you don't fancy walking down the stairs. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

• Beginner's Guide
• Help Pages
• Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends
• How to be funny and not just stupid

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OK, I know you may have seen this message on lots of other people's pages, but I still had to come to your page to leave it here. If you have absolutely any questions, no matter how trivial, feel free to ask me here.

Here are a couple of important things that you should bear in mind as a brand new user, especially if you can't be bothered reading the beginner's guide.

• Read HTBFANJS I guarantee it will be a huge help to you and will stop your early efforts being deleted on sight by administrators.
• If you want to create an article, and you wanted to call it Bleurgh, to create it in your user space you would just make the address bar look like this: www.uncyclopedia.wikia.com/User:(Your user-name here)/Bleurgh. Please don't create it on this page as this is where other users can contact you.
• Always remember rule 2 and be constructive and civil at all times. Honestly, it works (mostly) and it won't get you banned.
• Have fun, that is after all why we are all here.

Again, welcome!  ChiefjusticeDS 23:43, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

QVFD

Hi, it's good to see someone new contributing to the removal of crap from the site. Just make sure, before you add an article to QVFD that it does not have the construction template on it, we use it to give people who are actually serious about writing an article a 7 day period in which to do so. I realise that in a lot of cases it is unlikely that this will happen, but it is best to hope that they might. After all if the article is not improved it will be deleted after a while anyway. Thanks, I hope to see you around the wiki in future. --ChiefjusticePS2 00:04, February 23, 2010 (UTC)

Dude

Please take a bit more time to learn how things work here before you start doing things like adding pages to QVFD. Reading the QVFD page for example might be a good place to start... MrN 00:05, Feb 23

Also

Read the QVFD page. MrN 00:06, Feb 23

One more time

Read the QVFD page. If you add another wrong article to QVFD I get my ban stick out and hit you with it. Don't. MrN 00:10, Feb 23

OK

No really. Please stop trying to do maintenance. Learn what stuff does first. {{ugly}} does not go onto an ICUd article for example. You need to learn what to do yourself before you start trying to tell others what to do. I was wrong about the timing of the QVFD issue, but I'm now asking you to stop all maintenance here until you have figured out how things work first. Why don't you write an article, or edit some other ones. Read our documentation guides and such. Some templates are more important than others and have special purposes. MrN 01:11, Feb 23

I'm going to be much more stern now. STOP DOING SITE MAINTENANCE. You're making mistakes that force admins to do double the work. Either talk with myself or with MrN BEFORE you put any further maintenance tags. Also, I've removed the adopting template and the burninator/alien burninator templates from your pages. You haven't won any burninator awards as you're not an admin. Also, you will not be adopting anyone until you are actually experienced. I hope this is the last time we need to drop these messages here. ~ 21:17, February 26, 2010 (UTC)