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So this one guy has asked for help with hiz articlez though Pee review an' since I just absolutely suck at it (not proven- but true nonetheless) and have no desire to do it meself would one of you people (who is good at it) please (PLEASE) help the kid out before I go all Bat Fuck Insane and shutdown the interwebs and ruin online porn gaming for everyone?. kthnxsbi! (or something)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 05:03 (UTC)

Let alone the fact that the queue in general has gotten to rather monstrous lengths. He's not the only one waiting; plenty been waiting much longer. There's still stuff from august, for crying out loud, and the thing is so long it's chopped them out entirely.

Someone should, like, do something, or something. I'd suggest another pee week, but frankly, that just doesn't seem like it'd be enough. So I nominate someone else to figure something out while I bake some cake. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 05:34 (UTC)

Yes, but he asked ME to do something about it. (I know I'm not the only one, but I like to think I'm the most important.)

What we need to do is to get someone on here who likes to do that kind of junk. Ask around people; you can't be the only freak you know.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 05:45 (UTC)

Well, maybe you are the most important... which is why I'm asking you to solve the overall problem. And I don't know anyone. So you'll have to do it. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 05:51 (UTC)

If Hitler couldn't do it what makes you think...

Oh, *he he* Just joking, just joking.... Egg on my face.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 06:43 (UTC)

*pokes Happytimes with a stick* Eh? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 06:54 (UTC)

He asked everyone, Pee review is unfortunately going very slowly at the moment as a number of our more regular reviewers are currently not reviewing at their normal rate. If you want something done about it... REVIEW SOMETHING YOU LAZY BUGGER! --Chiefjustice3DS 18:53, October 12, 2010 (UTC)

I did review something. Three more things were added to the queue in the time it took me to do one. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101012 - 19:01 (UTC)

Thank you, Hapytimes, for bringing this up. My article does NEED Reviews and the reviewing is being done for some reason. My thanks also goes to Lyrithya. I have a request: Everyone please review my article. Thank you all very much. DJ Mixerr 22:35, October 12, 2010 (UTC) User:DJ Mixerr/sig

What?! I didn't do anything. Also, everyone reviewing your article would be bad. Everyone reviewing articles would be good, however, and one person reviewing you article would be good... well, assuming they all do a competent job. But yacking about it ain't solving anything, which is precisely why I'm here instead of doing something about it. I absolutely refuse to do anything that could be in any way construed as productive. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101012 - 22:41 (UTC)

New header for reasoned discourse:

There's poop on my balls. --EMC ^[TALK] 18:45 Oct 12 2010

I can only think of one question to follow that up: What flavor? ^{Pirate Lord}__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 01:57, October 13, 2010 (UTC)

Razzleberry?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  14 Oct 2010 ~ 04:38 (UTC)

Let's stop being lazy.

Excuses Excuses Excuses. Stop being lazy, reviewers, m'kay? Let's start reviewing or something now!! DJ Mixerr 15:02, October 15, 2010 (UTC) User:DJ Mixerr/sig

Glad to hear you support that venture. Now DJ Mixerr, where is the review you were supposed to have done when you submitted your request? --Chiefjustice3DS 15:30, October 15, 2010 (UTC)

Here Uncyclopedia:Pee_Review/ATX it is, ChiefJusticeDS. DJ Mixerr 21:57, October 23, 2010 (UTC) User:DJ Mixerr/sig

I believe he means the review of some other person's article you were supposed to do when you requested that somebody else review your article. The queue only really works when people review articles as well as request articles be reviewed, after all... and as I have decided to review your article, you could show your gratitude by reviewing one yourself, perhaps one of mine, or another that has been sitting in the queue even longer. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101023 - 22:07 (UTC)