User talk:Bighead

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Funny stuff there. (Oh, welcome!)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  03 Sep 2010 ~ 04:38 (UTC)

Thank you. I'm glad you liked it.Bighead 00:58, September 9, 2010 (UTC)Bighead

Addition

I Added the HowTo:Sell_Your_Soul_To_the_Devil link to the following template: Template:Satan Approved. I added you to the following popularity contest: Uncyclopedia:Noob of the Month. Cheers!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  04 Sep 2010 ~ 03:50 (UTC)

Cool! Thanks so much. I feel totally honored, since I am completely new to this :) but Uncyclopedia is addictive.Bighead 00:58, September 9, 2010 (UTC)Bighead

Well kid, you didn't win NOTM, but you'll always be a shining star in my heart. A star with a cookie.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  02 Oct 2010 ~ 02:17 (UTC)

Happytimes has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in terrific!

Well hello there!

Allow me to introduce myself. I am Sven von Haustenstruben, better known as Thatdamnedfollowspot. I have seen your works, and I am impressed. If you need any help, just step up to the microphone and let me know. Keep up the good work, kid! Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 02:42 Sunday, September 5, 2010

Thank you. Your support means a lot, esp. since your work is hilarious and I enjoy reading it:)Bighead 00:58, September 9, 2010 (UTC)Bighead

I'm glad that someone finds my work funny haha. And thank you for the compliment! But just as a reminder, please remember to sign your posts with four tildes (~~~~). Otherwise, it makes everything harder than it has to be, which only makes more work to be done, and in some extreme cases the admins may ban you. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 17:01 Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Thanks for letting me know. I had no idea.. have actually been stumbling around everything but how to put together pages. I appreciate your healt and I tried what you said. Good to finally figure out how to make my username show up! Bighead 00:58, September 9, 2010 (UTC)Bighead