User:Sunny bacon

“Pork scratchings is somewhat of a political understatement”

– Abraham Lincoln on Sunny bacon

Hi <insert name here>! I'm the one and only Jade Goody! Sunny bacon! What's up everybody? Hello to my enemies good chums Osama bin dipesh and Pinky101. Articles Synchronized Drowning Synchronized Drowning (song) Templates {{Tl}} (Template Link) {{Sig}} (Signature) Stub templates {{Pornostub}} {{Witty Catchphrase}} Userboxes These are userboxes I've made so far. If you want to use them, copy their code and put it on your page. {{PurpleMonkeyDishwasherUser}} This user believes that "Purple Monkey Dishwashers" are going to take over the world. What links here {{NotRealUser}} This user is not who you think they are. In fact, they are someone who you think is not them, who thinks they are (who you think is not - who is). What links here {{FibonacciUser}} WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love the Fibonacci sequence and anything to do with it. What links here {{FakeUser|Sunny bacon}} This user is actually not Sunny bacon. They are an impostor. Get away. Now. What links here {{TaUser}} This user is addicted to taramosalata, tarantulas and anything with lots of 't's and 'a's. What links here {{DeadPaulUserbox}} This user believes that Paul McCartney is dead (and has been replaced by a lookalike). What links here {{UserShotJFK}} This user shot J.F.Kennedy. DON'T TELL THIS USER'S MUMMY! What links here {{NthUser}} nth WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love working out nth terms. What links here This user knows Sunny bacon, the youngest Uncyclopedian. Now go shove this userbox up your *BLEEP*. Contributions Click here to see my contributions, or die at the wrath of the bird bacon flu.

THESE USERBOXES REPRESENT ELTON JOHN'S MY PERSONALITY! This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla. THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS. This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment. ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor! ETP This user fears the clowns. This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor. Hey, if you see the Police, you should "Warn A Brotha'".