User talk:Sunny bacon
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Stubby[edit source]
To let everyone know, there's a new stub in town:
Template:Pornostub (not suitable for work) --Sunny bacon 17:25, 21 October 2007 (UTC)
==Hello==[edit source]
 Welcome to Uncyclopedia!
This ain't your mom's Wikipedia… Please keep all hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times. ~Zana Dark |
If you want to train, just let me know =) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 13:09, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
- You are adopted! Ask me anything you wish!~Formerly Annoying Crap 16:43, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
Have you seen my Tits???[edit source]
They're kinda yours too! ~Formerly Annoying Crap 19:09, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
Sig[edit source]
I created a sig for you here. Don't forget to change your preferences accordingly. ~
15:36, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
- No worries, I jumped in since your apparent mentor (Zana) got banned...for eternity...~
18:40, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
- No worries, I jumped in since your apparent mentor (Zana) got banned...for eternity...~
And I helped revert some vandalism to it....-Razorflame 
(contributions) Talk 17:41, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
Randomising quotes[edit source]
There is a much easier way of doing this using the <option> tag. Please don't create virtually identical pages just for the sake of rotating a single option. Ask an administrator if you're not sure how something works. That's what we're here for. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 18:29, 21 November 2007 (UTC)
Sig Template[edit source]
Ermmm...you are aware of that that no one is actually typing {{user:XXXX/sig}}? You need to set your default sig at your preferences page under nickname to: {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Sunny bacon/sig}}. After that, you either use the sign button (look up at the edit tools) or just type four tildes (~~~~).
Another matter, it's quite obvious that Osama bin dipesh and Pinky101 are operated by you. If that is in fact the case, it's considered to be bad conduct around here. You better choose one and stick with it, and stop with the others...~ 13:40, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
- To Mordillo, I am not operated by Sunny bacon and nor is Pinky101, we just know each other, and contribute to uncyclopedia regularly.
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I'm back in town...[edit source]
Should you need my help :D ~Formerly Annoying Crap 06:44, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
It's beginning to look a lot like…[edit source]
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