User talk:Lord North
Welcome![edit source]
Hello, Lord North, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:
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Adoption..[edit source]
A little whoring never hurt anyone. At least not that I'm aware of. Here are some nifty templates for your userpage... Ass your new adopter, however, I must kindly remind you to sign your comments on talk pages by using four tildes (~~~~). :) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 07:10, 15 August 2009
Where you go???[edit source]
Come back here, please. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 21:43, 18 December 2009
It's beginning to look a lot like…[edit source]
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(ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 14:29, 13 December 2021