User talk:SueySeidl
Welcome![edit source]
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Hey[edit source]
Sure, I'd love to adopt you... I'm going to go ahead and add a little something for your userpage. You can always remove them or move them around and stuff. Let me know whatever you need help with! =) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 05:04, 14 January 2010
- Welcome to the madhouse? P.S. What Zana said, if you need any helps let me know. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* ~ ~ 14 Jan 2010 ~ 06:44 (UTC)
- If you need any red-hot loving, give me a ring. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 08:12, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
Oh noes![edit source]
We didn't scare you away, did we? We're just... affectionate, that's all. Where'd you go? ~Formerly Annoying Crap 08:14, 15 January 2010
- To the free clinic? ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* ~ ~ 15 Jan 2010 ~ 08:20 (UTC)
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