User talk:King Savage

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Somewhat Ironic, I know =)~Formerly Annoying Crap 10:00, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

First thing first, be sure to sign the comments you make on talk pages with four tildes, like so: ~~~~ ~Formerly Annoying Crap 16:48, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Good Job![edit source]

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Hello, King Savage! I'm Zana Dark, and I'll be your designated Uncyclopedian welcomer today. Congratulations on deciding to join Uncyclopedia! Most likely I've noticed your contributions in Recent Changes, and decided that you need a proper introduction to this strange new world you've entered. If that's the case, then take a look at the following links:

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See you next year! The first annual *Kiss My Ass* Holiday Competition has officially ended for 2021

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