User talk:Dr. Fenwick

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Ta.

	Thanks for voting for Uluru on VFH. Here's a rock.
	And a second one. Don't you feel special?

Thanks!

	The UnIdiot wishes to acknowledge you for voting for UnNews:Iran to invade Iran, and hopes that you support Iran's plan to invade Iran.
	The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his persistent whoring!

Thanks again! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 01:01, Oct 12

--El Zoof 07:55, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

Malcolm X (rapper)

Thanks for your input on Pee Review/Malcolm X (rapper) on Pee Review. I'd give you a gift, but Malcolm X hasn't decided what he wants to give you yet..

I agree with and have made the changes you suggested. If you want, you can submit some edits, or get other users to check it out. Thanks again. -- ^{The Turd From The Golden State} WEST END MASSIVETalk to me SLAVE!! 19:30, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

Trust me man, i have no problem with people whoring their articles. I mean, i don't know how else I can get people to look at it other than just hoping that someone comes across the article or pee review (as you did). I will be sure to check Everybody Hates Dubya out though. -- ^{The Turd From The Golden State} WEST END MASSIVETalk to me SLAVE!! 01:52, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

Cheers!

	NeedABrain has awarded you a Dry Martini!
	For voting on HowTo:Run Away From Fat Ladies Everything goes easier after this.

-- herr doktor needsAbolt  [scream!] 02:59, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

THINKER'D

Hey, I guess I didn't give this to you when I completed the edits, but now that its renom'd and looking nice, here ya go! --THINKER 03:31, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

	THINKER'D
	Your work was Dr. Fenwick good. Now its THINKER good.
	APPROVED You're welcome.

Thanks!

A wise choice minion, heres a cookie:

User:Leatherboundbooks has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Leatherboundbooks^TalkContributions 12:56, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Thank You

Freeze, evil-doer!!!
	You have be some black an For voting on The	en awarded d white cookies Black And White Man
Now sing along: “Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony!”

PS: loved the strong for! --herr doktor needsAbolt  [scream!] 04:20, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Sloth

	:: THE RANDOM POSTCARD ::
	Awww you're making me blush. I appreciate you taking the time to read my crap! -Zana Dark

You're awesome! ~Formerly Annoying Crap 07:29, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

Sorry, I got banned by some loser admin and had to ask another admin to un-ban me... Any hoo give me a couple and I will get to it I promise. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 20:32, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

Fat Albert

I saw your rationale for why you voted against Fat Albert, and I wanted to tell you in person that I'd rather have a vote than two pictures. The ones I have should be enough. Delete them yourself, for the satisfaction, you have permission. Cheerio.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:53, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

But I'd rather you keep the authorship of the article out of the vogue for a bit. It's an experiment, see? I'm seeing if it's my unpopular authoring name that causes my pages to stagnate on VFH.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:03, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

Hmmm, yummy, I rub my tummy!

	Herr Doktor has awarded you a pumpkin pie!
	For voting on Gallows Humor "With your stamina refilled, time to work!"

-- herr doktor needsAgear  [scream!] 18:22, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Thank you!

So I'm too lazy to make an actual template. Sue me! Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:09, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!!

The Folgers brand Folgers Corporation
thanks you for choosing
Folgers Crystals

Your commitment to quality confirms that you are definitely not a pussy.

Thanks a lot, doc! :) --THINKER 18:30, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks a Bundle

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:35, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

	Thanks a Bundle
	Thanks for voting for Mad TV. Not that it was stressing me out. What, me worry?	Whoops. Wrong logo.

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:37, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

thanks

User:THE... ...could not think of a creative "thank you" template for voting for HowTo:Turn Your Computer On. But thanks for voting anyway.

--THE 12:08, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

Danke!

This is your flight attendant, not stewardess, Melissa. We will be landing shortly. Thank you for voting for preflight procedures, and for flying Southwest Airlines!

--EMC ^[TALK] 04:58, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

A slightly belated thank you

-- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  19:17, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

Thankie!

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:50, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

Topic Name

AHEM!

IS THIS SOME KIND OF FUCKING THANK YOU?!

You head on over to the VFH page, and notice that Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?! is no longer there. No it hasn't been stolen you fucking moron! It's simply been moved to the Main Page.
Kindly accept this offering of Jalapeño Cheddar flavored Cheetos as a personal thank you from RAHB for voting for it. Now stop viewing this template and clean the fucking carpet!

RAHB 06:42, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote

For voting for Hoboeroticism, Codeine bestows upon you: One shiny new quarter. Now you can make a homeless guy very happy.

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:46, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

The US Government Salutes You!

Thank you for your help in the capture of
Mumulla Abdula Krall
Your vote has aided the US Government in it's ongoing fight against granny terror.

Thanks very much doc!! ;) --THINKER

Far Out!

Peace, love and Far OUT! Prettiestpretty appreciates your vote for the Old hippie chick who's always collecting money on VFH.

Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:27, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

Bipolar Bears

Here's two bucks a charming portrait of a bipolar bear for your heartfelt support of manic-depressive wildlife. Bipolar Bears Rule!!

- Slithy Tove 06:26, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks so much for your vote on '667'

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a bowl of Satan's famous potato salad. Who'd have thought he'd be such a good cook?
	PS: You get this for voting on 667:Neighbor of The Beast. Now go and "be more like that Satan".

You've helped to make this Led Balloon fly! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:20, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

Woah! That's some HOT stackin'!!

The International Stackers Association of America thanks you for your continued support of CUP STACKING! Which, as we all know, is a totally real sport.

Thanks Dr. F! And thanks for the review also, much appreciated!! :)--THINKER 00:10, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Squeak

Dr. Skullthumper has awarded this user a ridiculously yellow template because they have learned they must put down their duckie. It's been an emotional journey, I'm sure, but they've managed to— Stop clawing at the monitor. It's only a picture. Anyway, thanks for voting.

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 03:51 Oct 09, 2024 05:05, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for reviewing Umbrella Corporation

Thanks for reviewing the Umbrella Corporation, but I just need some clarification of your review. When you say the article kinda sags in the middle, which sections do you mean? 3 and 4? 3 to 5? Or just section 4? --Wolf ODonnell 08:42, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

In reference to your question about how many times Legend of Zelda will be parodied... I'm planning on ensuring that every Zelda game is parodied except the Phillips CD-I ones. Frankly, I wouldn't touch those with a ten-metre barge poll. Thank you for your review. Wolf ODonnell 15:36, 27 August 2007 (UTC)

A psychic is you!

Your A Big Psychic Now!

Thank you for voting HowTo:Bend a spoon to the front page of the Uncyclopedia. With your help, we can work together and give the psychic community the acknowledgment it deserves! We accept donations! Happy Bending! We apologize for the delay in sending this thank-you message. It was transcribed and sent telepathically, and our expert telepathist has had a headache for the last week and was unable to send it properly. Did we mention we accept donations?

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 22:08 Aug 17, 2007 22:18, 17 August 2007 (UTC)

You're welcome, but

Who got rid of the pictures? What do you mean? They were there when I fixed it up. Anyways, I'm glad to see that you've made an actually GOOD Buster Keaton article. It's kind of stupid in some places (all the sex stuff is kind of lame), but it's still pretty funny. Good job! -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:51, 20 September 2007 (UTC)

DVD

Thanks! JakeBastille™

Pee review

Thanks for reviewing Sweatshop. I've had a little fiddle with the layout. Regarding the issue of length, did you read the subpages on menswear, ladieswear, etc? Because while the main page is a bit short, the entire thing adds up to a reasonably long article. People not clicking on the links is my biggest worry with the article. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  13:37, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

Thank You Thank You

Thank you, good sir, for realizing the importance of right arrow!

You have been singled by Doovad, yes indeed, DOOVAD, as deserving of thanks!

May your arrows always point in the "right" direction (punny!) and may you carry these lessons with you forever!

Thanks for the vote.

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Thanks for voting for Right arrow! Your votes means nothing everything to me! -- Sir FS Doovad Read You got somethin to say? 23:53, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

Buster Keaton

I'm not sure what to do with the ending of the "Box Office Rivals" section. It might could be stronger, somehow. I didn't have a problem catching the reference in "Then perhaps the cow that tipped over the lamp that started the great Chicago Fire happened in late October or some month with 28 days". It's more the sensibility of the sentence: I'm not sure what it means in the context of the article. If it is literal, then "But in late October -- or some month with 28 days -- events began to pile up. A cow tipped over a lamp and started the Great Chicago Fire, and later Charlie Chaplin in an interview with..." But I think maybe you mean it metaphorically? "Then, just like the cow that tipped over a lamp and started the Great Chicago Fire, a simple interview started a personal conflagration which would eventually make ashes of Keaton's bustling dreams..." Maybe something like that? As you can see, I am easily confused. Anyway, it is just one sentence in a good article. ----OEJ 14:16, 30 September 2007 (UTC)

Thank you

This text is written in off-white, as opposed to white. It may be difficult to read, and you may have to strain you eyes or cheat and highlight it with your cursor to read it. CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! Thanks for voting for UnNews:White House discovered to be off-white!

Thank you! --- UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 00:37, Oct 1 00:37, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

That Pesky Keaton again

Hi Doc, I'm responding to your request for my vote. A polite request deserves a full response, so here it is:

I saw the (significant) improvements you've made to the article, and like them. Particularly the extra stuff you slipped in about the rivalry with Chaplin. Nice. However, as I observed in VFH after re-reading it this morning, I still think there's at least one too many sexual references in there. To whit:

1. This is also the same age he lost his virginity to a meat packer's daughter named Helga - a fat, ugly woman, but a woman nonetheless.
2. This brought some controversy to the film, and Keaton is quoted as observing: "Controversy creates cash, cash in turn creates pussy. And I love pussy!"
3. More attention, movie deals, money, cars, houses, promotional posters and pussy! Pussy! Keaton couldn't stand the fact Chaplin got more and better pussy than he did...

I honestly think you could lose at least the first one (and possibly rework the second to remove the pussy reference) without affecting the feel or flow of the article, and it would - for me - actually be an improvement. That's what's stopping my vote right now. However, I may be in a minority, as you have had a few for votes already, and could well see more, in which case you'd be justified in thumbing your nose at me, calling me a rude name, and enjoying your highlight. As always, it's up to you!

I am a bit picky about VFH votes - and getting pickier - so I'd like to close by saying that as it is I still think it's a fine article, and good luck with the VFH! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 20:48, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

Prepare for the thanking of your life!

Prepared yet? TOO LATE!

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a free sample of Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A, for voting for Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A.
	What a mouth-full...

Thanks for voting for the page with the ridiculously long name! No, seriously, thanks! I SAID THANKS GODDAMNIT! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:11, Oct 3

Since you're whoring...

...I voted on Buster Keaton. For! RabbiTechno 17:06, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

	The UnIdiot wishes to acknowledge you for voting for UnNews:Iran to invade Iran, and hopes that you support Iran's plan to invade Iran.
	The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his persistent whoring!

O and by the way, if you've going to whore, use the IRC, not the talk pages. Remember, I'm a pro. Thanks again! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 01:02, Oct 12

hey

k thx bai Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 08:14, 12 October 2007 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:VFH/Red light

Hey man, Red light has gotten two excellent reviews so far. I wonder if you would support this on VFH? --  Le Cejak • <-> 01:19, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

Time for your part of the bargain, Fen. --  Le Cejak • <-> 22:21, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

Alternate payment, worth just as much --  Le Cejak • <-> 05:44, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

Buster Keaton

Hello, I promise to vote for on this article if If you support HowTo:Get Out of Jail on VFH, deal?--Sir Manforman 22:11, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

Yep, you got my vote on it--Sir Manforman 22:40, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

• ¡Hola, amigo! Soy el Morsa. Desafortunadamente, my old account died. This username is my brand-spanking-nuevo sockpuppet! I certainly hope you didn’t rewrite your entire article on account of my vote, but I admire your amenability to corrections. Make no mistake: I liked the article, which was why the pervasive references to “pussies” were so irritating: they drowned out the article’s better aspects.

En todo caso, I will certainly consider altering my vote. (That is legal, right…? I mean, outside of Florida?)

¡A Díos! Soy el Morsa 04:34, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

@-}—

Thankings of Votings

You voted for me!

I voted for you!

We're voting for each other and

we don't know what to do!

but they call me the seeker!

...

Thanks!

	The Led Balloon thanks you for voting on that UnNews... the one about that guy... Oh, what's his name again?
	Ah well, it's not important. Thanks for voting!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:29, Oct 17

Thanks

-- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  13:07, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

Hello =)

I've been recruiting cage fighters. Your name came up in my self-discussions as a likely candidate. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 00:30, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

Okay read this for homework. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 00:46, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

• hint* =~~~~

Large amounts of ta!

Ta muchly! Under User would like to present you with a chandelier by way of thanks for voting for his hat-trick highlight article, HowTo:Fuck Off. It isn't tasteful or stylish, is in no way understated (unless you happen to live in a palace) and so forth, but it has a long chain, sturdy hand holds, and swings well, and will be an invaluable aid to fucking off stylishly in future. Place it carefully!

Ah, 'tis the good Doctor. Hope things are still going well for you!

You have been thanked, and now (with weary predictability) I must fuck off! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 23:25, 15 November 2007 (UTC)

Why?:Does Christopher Meloni not have an emmy yet?

Howdy y'all. I'd be glad to help with that there article up there. Just tell me in what capacity you would like my help and I will be willing to provide it.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:38, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

CONGRATULATIONS!!! You have won a raffle for tickets to

THE DRUNK OLYMPICS!!!
Of course, when we did the raffle we were drunk, and all the other tickets except yours were spilled and blown away, but still! Congrats!

Thanks for voting for my article, and enjoy your trip to the drunk olympics! They're supposed to be in Hong Kong next year, but since the organizers are all drunk, they'll probably end up in Hawaii somewhere! But anyway, good luck finding them and thanks again for the vote! :) --THE 01:13, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for your vote!

On The Color Problem, guess I forgot to say! Glad you enjoyed. MrN 19:46, 30 November 2007 (UTC)

Thanks a lot

	MrN9000 has awarded you with this rather nicely coloured boxy thing to thank you for voting and helping to get The Color Problem featured on the front page.
	*Please do not mention the colour/color problem. It's not an issue. Really.

MrN 17:22, Dec 6

*STAR WARS theme plays...*

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.... It is a period of Galactic unrest. Star Wars was nominated for VFH, but nearly failed, thanks to the efforts of the evil lord Darth Vader. However, during the nomination, Princess Prince TheLedBalloon managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR. Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, he races home aboard his starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save his people and restore freedom to the galaxy...

I can't believe it finally got featured, either. Thanks for voting!

Thanks again for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:59, Dec 7

Ease up on the whoring there, buddy.

You appear to be following in the footsteps of Manforman, who ended up causing a bunch of unnecessary drama because he ran around in talk pages asking half the site to vote for his article. I notice, of course, that you aren't necessarily asking people to vote FOR, but still, talk page whoring tends to irritate people and makes the whore in question look desperate for votes. --THE 20:11, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

You're welcome. And I hope it gets featured too, it is a good article :) --THE 20:20, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

meloni

i've made some changes to your article concerning christopher meloni as per your request. i kept it to grammar, spelling, a few links, etc., but i also added a few things, and i moved the images somewhat to make it look more awesome. of course, feel free to revert any or all of these changes (the easiest way to pinpoint them is to use the histroy page to compare two versions). in any case, good luck on VFH, and keep up the good work! --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:24, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

Thanks, Doctor!

CONGRATULATIONS! Your vote for Grass in the Mist II has earned you a romantic evening with Gizelda, this year's winner of Africa's "Sexiest blade of grass of the year" award!!! Enjoy yourself, and good luck figuring out how to have sex with a blade of grass!

Thanks for the voote vtoote vote!!! --THE 18:36, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

Why?: Do White Women Love Black Men so Freaking Much?!

I saved that from deletion at the hands of the {{expansion}} tag. You may want to move it to your userspace if you don't plan on expanding it anytime soon, or alternately contacting MrN9000 who placed it.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:24, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

Thanks, I Guess

Im grateful for the review, and im going to take your advice to heart but then could you help me make it better?--Conjizzys 23:20, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

Thankies

Pyotr Kuznetsov Says: "Thank You For Voting!" Pyotr Kuznetsov would be here himself, but what with his psychiatric treatment and all, he sent Dora to convey this message. Oh wait, Dora's dead! Oh well. Anyway, thanks for voting for this!

Please accept the preceding generic template as a sign of my gratitude, Dr. Fenwick. - 08:21 17 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Reviews

Hi Doc! It's been a while! Anyway, just a quick word about pee reviews, if I may. Thanks for doing a few, it's always good to have people helping out, particularly featured authors like your good self! However, the reviews you've been giving are a little on the short side, and we're trying to improve that standard of pee as best we can. There's a group called PEEING, and some pee guidelines now, and between the two, the standard of reviews has, we hope, improved. I wonder if, the next time you do a review, you could spare some time to look at the guide, and possibly at some reviews from one or two of our best reviewers (those who have won RotM for instance), and try to give a bit more feedback next time?

Good to see you around though, hope to see some new work from you soon! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:27, May 29

Thanks and hi

Hey, Dr. Fenwick. Steven would just like to thank you for the vote on his article relating to Insomnia. He really would but right now he's sleeping. Shhh don't wake him...

Also hello, Dr, good to meet you and thanks for voting! Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 09:57 6 July 2008

Award from UN:REQ

This user created Everybody Hates Dubya, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

This user created The Last Man on Earth, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

I'm BACK!

Whew after a super long hiatus I've finally returned to this hilarious. Place I'm rusty and probably not as funny but I'm willing to give it a shot! --Dr. Fenwick 19:28, August 16, 2010 (UTC)

Welcome back, and good to meet you. I authored Tombstone, which you tombstoned on VFH. Anything in particular? The topic was given me as a contest entrant (we all gave each other the title of our article one minute before the start of the contest), so it's not one I would have picked by made the best of. What are your favorite pages here? And I hope you stay for awhile. Play play play! Aleister 18:14 17 8

Welcome back to the lands of Uncyclopedia where the grass is always greener unless Aleister's has had it cut,dried and stuffed in his bong.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:01, August 18, 2010 (UTC)

Articles

I enjoyed both the articles you suggested, and see that one is VFHnommed now. Nice. I had left an answer to you post on my talk page, where I keep the greenest grass. Aleister 19:39 18 8

Thanks for the look at Tombstone. It's dead (hee hee) on VFD anyway. On pees and elsewhere people asked me to cut out so much that what I've cut out is almost an article itself (which it will be someday soon). Some people like the stuff that's cut, others with it gone. So the stonecutter's, working class heroes, should stay for now, but I'll look at it to see what you meant. What did you mean? Thanks very much for your vote on People Who Like to Fuck Naked, which is my one page I really really would like to get featured. Appreciated. Aleister 15:35 19 8

Thanks

I guess I'll try to put it up for VFH, seeing as I made changes per your review. You're welcome to let me know what you think of the changes, seeing as you had some great suggestions the first time around. I will try to review one, if not both of your articles by the end of the night; I just have to go out to a play later so they may be finished late.

Russo-Japanese Thanks

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.

I'm considering changing this template, but it probably won't happen.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:59, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

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Joyeux Noel

Thanks for voting for Evan Almighty! Hopefully you'll enjoy this free* existing** copy of Al Franken's Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot and Other Observations audiobook.

--Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 14:48, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

Lucy Pinder

Not a problem! I hope the review helped! As for Guile, it's all good. I know I can do something awesome with it, but it takes time to make a feature-worthy article. Nonetheless, keep it up! Your articles are always a pleasure to read. S3ahawk 05:14, August 21, 2010 (UTC)

Reviews

Thanks a lot for the two reviews you did during the time i was away. I wanted to clear up a few things about the Why?:Brush your teeth with a bottle of Jack? review. You mentioned not understanding the aging rapper and p diddy sections, and i get the feeling you didn't get the mick jagger section either. The song parodied in the article is Tik Tok by Ke$ha which I think you got, but the first line in the song is "Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy." P. Diddy is an aging rapper, therefore, she woke up in the morning feeling like an aging rapper. That also is why I have the P. Diddy section, because it is mentioned in the song. The Mick Jagger section goes along with the line "But we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger," Therefore also referenced in the song. Thanks for the review nonetheless, and as for the possible VFH, you missed it. ^{Pirate Lord}__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 16:23, August 21, 2010 (UTC)

Oh and by the way, HowTo:Understand Jersey Shore is on VFH. Not that I'm whoring it or anything... ^{Pirate Lord}__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 19:50, August 21, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for the pee

heres a link to the new article Thank god I FINALLY found you!

Re: Re: Thank god i FINALLY found you!

Thank you very much, i'm glad to know you enjoyed it better. And as for the water mark thing, yes you are correct. Any who! Thanks

We saw the sign that said "No Salesmen or Agents" but we came in anyway

Thanks for the vote! Sir MacMania GUN—[15:04 24 Aug 2010]

The following preview is the only thing standing between you and the feature presentation, bwahahahahaha

Thanks for the review and the vote! Sir MacMania GUN—[19:49 26 Aug 2010]

A special audio thank you.

Advance apologies for any weird formatting issues this causes. User:Mrthejazz/sig 03:14, August 28, 2010 (UTC)

Thank You

^{Pirate Lord}__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 19:47, August 29, 2010 (UTC)

Thank You!

^{Pirate Lord}__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 17:59, September 4, 2010 (UTC)

Thank You!! (thought i'd continue the trend)

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Here's that big template I was talking about. Thanks for the thorough Pee Review that gave me the faith in it to self-nom in the first place. So, are you finding Uncyclopedia just as terrible as when you left it? Or are we getting sloppy? --KUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGES⇔TALK) 19:09, September 4, 2010 (UTC)

Lucy Pinder

I left a message on that article regards a query I have. I did tidy up the first few paragraphs but stopped as I thought it was wiser to check with you first. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:04, September 8, 2010 (UTC)

This may be the most important thing you read today

He may be dead but Monster Party will live on thanks to your vote. Hooray for crappy video games!

--—John Lydon 12:47, September 10, 2010 (UTC)

Laird Hamilton won’t dare you to paddle out at Jaws

Whew, thank you. Laird was gonna stomp my arse if he didn’t get featured. Is it safe? Thanks to you!

--Funnybony    07:28, Sep 13

Quack.

quack quack quack quack quack. Quack.

User:Mrthejazz/sig 04:29, September 30, 2010 (UTC)

Yay.

You voted for Wrists, for which I thank you, and I came to offer you a... actually, you probably don't want extremities lying around your talkpage. Do you? Eh, if you want it, let me know; I'll bribe the post office to ignore a questionable package. ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20101027 - 16:37 (UTC)

The voters have spoken. . .

And you, Good Doctor, if you are not aware of it as yet, have earned yourself a place in Uncyclopedia's Hall of Fame, ah, Shame, yeah, Hall of Shame. Your three feature articles entitle you to a key to the Hall, where you will find a private gym, dining room, tennis courts, and much more. Congratulations! (psst. When you get there, ask for Rita. Great massages, if you know what mean, wink wink, nudge nudge.) Aleister 10:00 6 11

Yay! Aleister 21:24 6 11

But you don't get the key, or Rita, until you put yourself into it. Just go to Hall of Shame and edit yourself in there. Rita is getting impatient, and keeping the rest of us waiting until you show up! Aleister 16:49 7 11

Meeeh... or you could just not bother. I didn't. Ta-da, no hall of shame... *wanders off* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101107 - 16:58 (UTC)

Ah, to be serious for a moment. There, that passed. I think it is a very nice thing to be in our Hall of Shame. There are what, 110 people in the world who have earned their way into it. It's not an award, it's a recognition that--like it says--you are very good in the game of Uncyclopedia. To get one feature is very nice, and rare, but to get three (the Hat Trick) shows you know what you're doing, your peers recognize you as a good writer, and those who recognize you are glad that they have recognized you and that you have made the Hall of Shame. It's Yay! all around. Those iz my two cents, and I want at least a penny change. Aleister 19:10 7 11

Seriousness is overrated, and some of us are more stoned than we are good writers. If you actually happen to be more of a good writer than stoned, though, might as well add yourself. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101107 - 20:06 (UTC)

Indeed! Seriousness is the root of all that is not funny.--Funnybony    09:05, Nov 16

United States of Earth got featured 60 years in advance

Thanks to you from me and Sog Sog and I. Much appreciated.--Funnybony    09:05, Nov 16

Swarms!

Thanks for your vote on the small children page. It all revolves around the pic of the spider swarm, a lifetime of horror captured in one photo. It looks real, like it's in someone's bedroom or a basement. It's like, you see it in your house, and what's your next move? And the other pics were fun too. I think there's one more on the talk page, and this just reminded me that marshmellow one is also a good pic for the talk page. I'll try to go round it up. Thanks again! Aleister 1:16 21 11

Tony Jaa wants to show you his appreciation

Much thanks for making Tony a feature. Cheers!--Funnybony    05:46, Nov 21

Tony Jaa doesn’t take yes for an answer from this gang.

Never on. . .

Hi. Read your comment on the Gay Jesus nom, and wondering if you can give me a read of Never on Sunday to see if it passes your religion test. Please read all or most of the page, as it has more to it, imnho, than just the obvious. I've come to you for your blessing (and your curse). Thanks! Aleister 12:02 30 11

Thanks. That's a relief, I'm glad you didn't try to burn it down or throw holy water all over your ocmputer screen when the page came up. I tried to humour my way to hell once, but Satan just laughed and pointed to some stairway or other. And the little boy on Gay Jesus, crying and being comforted by J, is often misunderstood. He is simply in need of a pat on the head to lighten his sobs. So yes, thank you, and I'll go ask Funnybony his opinion as he recently ranted about the Jesus stuff on the site. Enjoy the daze! Aleister 13:21 1 12

Thanks!

The world is forever in your debt. If you're interested, you can also vote at Uncyclopedia:Top10 10/Nov, for great justice and stuff. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:02, 5 December 2010

Thanks too!

I just saw your vote and comment on woty, and I am once again striken with humbleness and thankfulness (and a need to run into the wind and roll in the grass, or on grass, or both). Thank you, and I hope at least three of us tie for this great honor. Very appreciated. Enough of this lush falling from my "lips", I run into the night. Aleister 3:03 12 1 '11

Thanks! Again!

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for yet again supporting my recently featured article.

I yet again greatly appreciate your support.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:35, January 15, 2011 (UTC)

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Thanks

For your vote on "Kitten Cookbook", I wish I had kittens to throw at your feet from a ten-story building or something. I'm glad you liked it, it was fun creating, and Romartus added language and Zana added a recipie, and everyone ate well into the night. We even fought over the bones, and Romartus knew their names and thus won them all. Thanks. Aleister 00:05 28-1-'11

HAPPY MONKEY COMPETITION MARCH 2nd

¡¡¡ OLÉ !!!  :)

--Shabidoo 09:59, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

A buck

Because I Give a Buck

This token of appreciation has been given to
Dr. Fenwick
for
Voting Local grandmother finally uses printer for VFH

That Bucker ~ 03:55, March 11, 2011 (UTC)

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Joe Pesci

You laughed at Joe Pesci’s joke and voted to make fun of him. So, you can only blame yourself.

Cheers--Funnybony    12:24, Mar 14

Hello, and thanks

Hi, and mez hope all is well with you, the good doctor of uncy. Thanks for your vote and kind words on "Tombstone" (words now carved in stone on my heart), very appreciated. Are you playing on any particular page lately? The site is warming up with new users, they multiply like roaches (both in and on my ashtray). I wish some of the old ones who left would come back, but that's the way of a wiki. Play well. Aleister 23:32 30-3-'11

Dinosaur

You said the last picture alone made you vote for the article. Which final picture did you get? -- 15:38, March 31, 2011 (UTC)

Football Thanks

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured UnNews piece.

I appreciate it, and stuff.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:12, April 4, 2011 (UTC)

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Dinosaur made it into queue!

DINO PARTY!!!

Thanks for the vote dude!

-- 15:16, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

East

I saw East as a requested article and found you have one in your user space - quick glance suggests my concept was similar. My initial thought was two areas known as "the east" both American perspectives, but an east coast one where the east coast is a very thin strip of land within a certain distance of the Atlantic. Possibly bisecting some towns. Possibly mention of the intra-town east west divide of say, Falls Church Virginia. Another variation is having it a particular Longitude line, such that it cuts of some of the mid Atlantic states entirely.

The west coast would perhaps be a variation of that but the lines would be east of the pacific ocean or longitude, but I think it is important to have at least the entire California coastline, but not Reno (which is Longitudinally west of both San Diego, CA and Spokane, WA by the way.

If you would not mind some collaboration, I am pretty skilled at potato chopping images, so the maps thing is a done deal. Just let me know. --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 15:11, April 20, 2011 (UTC)

On my VFH, saying the things left unsaid

The great love article of my life that I wrote was featured recently, and I would therefore like to take the time to thank you profusely for helping to make it a success despite that fucking cunt-bitch Lyrithya some adversity. Your good deeds shall not be forgotten. Now, please excuse me I have to go fill Lyrithya's userpage with abusive garbage reflect on the important things in life.

...I hope you'll join me in the attack -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 05:04, April 26, 2011 (UTC)

Sincere thanks for supporting one or more of these articles on VFH:

• Guru Maharaj Ji
• Don Martin
• Blue-ringed octopus
• Lunar Launch (with Socky)
• 2012 (with MrN)

like, really!--Funnybony    20:43, May 29

Me good doctor

Jeez, look at all those features Funnybony is adding up. He's like a machine oiled with funny and bony things. Yo, thanks so much for your vote on Chicago Seven, I'm glad you liked that one. Those hippies in Chicago in 1968 took on an entire war machine and corrupt political party, and lived (most of them) to tell about it. It's like that Henry VIII speech. August 28 is like St. Crispin Day. Ah, hippies of yesteryore, where have thy like gone? (to the cannabis clubs, everyone). Maybe I'll tweak the page just a little more too, put that Henry VIII reference in somewhere. Thanks again! Aleister 00:39 15-6-'11

Do you want another "thank you template" inyour talk page?

I don't care. I'll give you one.

You might not get in Heaven like I said but you will have some virtual tits and beer as a reward for voting for my article. Enjoy. --Mimo&maxus 09:35, June 19, 2011 (UTC)

You voted for visual puns, which got featured!

-- 01:02, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

Dead Dicks

Nyaa, hey doc! I redid this VFH entry (since you comment) after just getting a Pee Review. I covered all the review points and it's much tighter now. I would appreciate any advice. Cheers!--Funnybony    19:09, Jun 25

Doomy doomy doomy

Zim thanks you filthy Earth smellies.
For furthering the destruction free taco day
of Earth! Tacos for all!
Tacoooooos!!

Thanks! (talk) 06:41, 30 June 2011

Pantsless Thanks

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.

I appreciate it, and stuff.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 19:53, June 30, 2011 (UTC)

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thanks

...for helping me get my first article featured !!! :) --ShabiDOO 14:30, July 1, 2011 (UTC)

40th Thanks

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my 40th featured article.

It also happens to be my third featured UnNews.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:54, July 9, 2011 (UTC)

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Much Thanks for making Padmé

Your support is what made Padmé!

--Funnybony    17:51, Jul 10

House Neopowell Salutes You

Thanks muchly for supporting Game Of Thrones and getting it onto the feature queue. Awesomeness all round, I say. Holy Shit It's Neonazi powell 10:36, July 20, 2011 (UTC)

Unobtanium

Much thanks for your vote from Shabidoo and Funnybony. Cheers!--Funnybony    16:08, Aug 14

Olympian Thanks

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my fourth featured UnNews piece.

I appreciate it, and stuff.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:37, September 8, 2011 (UTC)

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Greetings

I have gone through my records and it appears as though you may have voted for me for some award, supported one or more of my articles on VFH, or supported one or more of my images on VFP, in the past year or so. If this is not the case, then please ignore this message. Otherwise, thank you for your support. May you have a long and fruitful life, and have many parasites. 1234 ~ 18:57, 6 January 2012

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