User talk:CALIFORNIAPOOP
Welcome![edit source]
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Kazakhstan[edit source]
I know. I had to put something in the summary box. Pacific Coast Highway {talk • contribs • Wiki} 02:08, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
Manute Bol[edit source]
Thanks for the feedback on my feedback! I think you understood what I had to say correctly.
I'll try to add some material to the article; I have a couple of other things underway so I may not get to it right away. There is a template that could be added to your article that looks like this:
 | The writer of this article has become hopelessly, helplessly stuck. If you can lend a hand, give it a push. Or, leave some advice on the talk page. See other stuck articles in Category:Stuck articles needing a push. |  |
But I have had that template on Wallaby for some time and no one has stepped up to add ideas to it. I think most people are busy with their own creative work, which is quite reasonable. I'll also try to have a look at MalcomX, but again it may be some time before I get to it. Good luck with your work, and welcome to the world of the Uncyc writtar! --OEJ 14:49, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
Sig[edit source]
Hey, your sig seems to be spilling code. Please put {{SUBST:nosubst|User:CALIFORNIAPOOP/sig}} into the nicknames box on preferences. If User:CALIFORNIAPOOP/sig isn't where you store your sig file, please change it to where it is. Then cross the Raw signatures box. Then ~~~~ should make your sig and timestamp. If you need any more help, please ask me on my talk page. —Braydie 21:30, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
- Make sure you cross the raw signatures box. ;) —Braydie 02:30, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
I HATE YOU!!1[edit source]
I HATE YOU! YOU ARE A GODDAM PIECE OF SHIT AND I WISH YOU NEVER EXISTED! PLEASE PISS OFF AND DIE BEFORE I GIVE YOU INTRAVENUS KETAMINE!!!1
Have a nice day.--
10:58, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
- Neither do I.--
20:52, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
No problem[edit source]
No problem pee reviewing your article Malcolm X (rapper) be sure to vote on my article on VFH Everybody Hates Dubya this isn't whoring my article becasue you can vote against it if you don't like it and I'll be perfectly fine with it, but I hope you ahve positivie things to say. Really like what you've improved with the article thus far.--Dr. Fenwick 21:27, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
Sig[edit source]
Well, this really isn't my job, but I might as well give you a heads-up early on. The higher-ups are starting to crack down on some sigs being the way they are- too long, or too big, or not IDing yourself with your sig. This page sums it up. All you really need to do is use CALIFORNIAPOOP instead of West End Massive (so that readers can know who you are immediately), tone the sig down to less than 12 pixels tall, and shorten it down a bit. So basically, just fix your sig and try to prevent Famine from having to deal with another person. --Andorin Kato 01:23, 21 May 2007 (UTC)