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If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and

worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.

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“In Soviet Russia, iPod wambles YOU!!”



Herro! I am not a turd. In fact, I am two people

We're repping the West End Massive.


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My Duty[edit]

In a world thats filled with misinformation and greedy people looking to set childrens minds askew with falsities, we are looking to bring facts to the world, to defeat those who wish to mislead Americans, and to used our minds to create good. Thus, our account on uncyclopedia is very important to us and we will scavenge the articles, hunting down the liars that seek to lead you astray.
--The Turd From The Golden State California-physical-map.gifWEST END MASSIVE279.jpgTalk to me SLAVE!! 23:53, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

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Leon Trotsky icon.jpg This user is humping Leon Trotsky's leg.

Homeless2.jpg This user is homeless.


This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout his/her name during intercourse.

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