User:CALIFORNIAPOOP

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“In Soviet Russia, guillotine constructs YOU!!”

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Introduction[edit | edit source]

Herro! I am not a turd. In fact, I am two people


We're repping the West End Massive.


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My Duty[edit | edit source]

In a world thats filled with misinformation and greedy people looking to set childrens minds askew with falsities, we are looking to bring facts to the world, to defeat those who wish to mislead Americans, and to used our minds to create good. Thus, our account on uncyclopedia is very important to us and we will scavenge the articles, hunting down the liars that seek to lead you astray.
--The Turd From The Golden State California-physical-map.gifWEST END MASSIVE279.jpgTalk to me SLAVE!! 23:53, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

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