User:CALIFORNIAPOOP

This User is too Damn Sexy! If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.

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“In Soviet Russia, houseplant terrorises YOU!!”

~ Russian reversal on Tom Cruise

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Introduction

Herro! I am not a turd. In fact, I am two people

We're repping the West End Massive.

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My Duty

In a world thats filled with misinformation and greedy people looking to set childrens minds askew with falsities, we are looking to bring facts to the world, to defeat those who wish to mislead Americans, and to used our minds to create good. Thus, our account on uncyclopedia is very important to us and we will scavenge the articles, hunting down the liars that seek to lead you astray.
--^{The Turd From The Golden State} WEST END MASSIVETalk to me SLAVE!! 23:53, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

Articles I've Created or Contributed Greatly to

• Malcolm X (rapper)
• Cannibalism/Recipes
• Manute Bol
• Kazakhstan
• Jim Morrison
• Captain Jack Sparrow Christ

Images I've Uploaded

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Other

This user is humping Leon Trotsky's leg.

This user is homeless.

This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout their name during intercourse.

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