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Why?:Brush your teeth with a bottle of Jack? (history, logs)

Article: Why?:Brush your teeth with a bottle of Jack?

Score: 6 whom have had the DJ blow their speakers up. 300x1.jpg

Nominated by: Paizuri
For: 9
  1. Symbol for vote.svg NomFor Great parody of a briefly popular song and singer. —Pelozurian (talk) 07:32, 10 July 2010 (UTC)
  2. Thinmint.jpg Weak Minty Funny, but some people might not get it. Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 17:08,10July,2010
  3. Symbol for vote.svg Phwoar. Good, good. --SadisticWolf 17:12, July 10, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg Love the article, but the author is a tool. Icons-flag-pi.PNG Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 18:40, July 10, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. Per above. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 21:32, 10 July 2010
  6. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif For Don't change a thing. Hilarious the whole way through. Don't let the po-po shut you down. Woah-oh oh oh  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  14 Jul 2010 ~ 00:24 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg You won me over with Anthony Kennedy. I got into the first spectator row once at the Supreme Court and he and I had a staring contest. Went on for at least two minutes, and I beat his criminal ass (true story). Oh, and you won me over with Jack. Aleister 1:40 14 7
  8. Symbol for vote.svg Fuck yeah! But seriously, ewww, Mick Jagger. Love, Ethine sig.png 
  9. For. ish -- homosexual Ape (detect) (Riot Porn) 11:56, July 23, 2010 (UTC)
Against: 3
  1. Against. A good idea but then hits the random button too early for me. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:46, July 11, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. Too disjointed, self-contradictions are forced and stilted. too rambling. Perhaps a good scrubbing could bring this baby up to potential. Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 11:48, July 12, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Against. Works, then doesn't, then kinda does... I dunno, like Zim says, it feels disjointed. I like the idea more than the execution right now, although I don't think it would take too much work to make it sing. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:40, Jul 21
Comments
  • Stain. I want to vote for this, but the prose is really loose and it just doesn't hold together right. I think it needs work before it goes to prime time. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:40, July 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. The only thing random about this is how KE$HA's career continued after "Blah Blah Blah". See how the article cleverly follows the lyrics here. Happytimes.gif

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