Template:Aunt Jemima

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Note: This template is exclusively for the Aunt Jemima article. Any attempts to rescuscitate the dark one will be met with unspeakable sanctions.
Note note: By "dark one", I am referring to the banned admin Z*n* D*rk, who was known for using "Aunt Jemima" branding in her userpages and templating, not Aunt Jemima herself, who people are sure to have complicated feelings about. Some people believe Aunt Jemima is inherently hateful, or she is just a harmless marketing icon, or that Nancy Green and Anna Short Harrington were exploited for their likeness without fair compensation, or some combination of that, or etc. This has nothing to do with that. Just to clarify.
Note note note: Z*n*a is referred to as the dark one on account of her dark aura, not anything to do with her skin color: by all accounts, she was reasonably pale. And again, we must note the harmful stereotypes which are propagated by conflating lightness with goodness and darkness with evil. Again, just clarifying.