Today's Message of pain
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Loneliness is the dark despair of solitude.
It is the feeling that no one loves me.
Not even my mom or my cat really understand the pain of Teenaged Angst.
No one understands me.
No one loves me.
My family claims that they do, but we all know they're lying.
God, I hate them so much; the fakes.
The only people who love me, The only ones who understand or care
All live in my iPod...
Valentines Day. People are supposed to be happy, right?
I'm not.
Not since she left me.
I guess she found someone more screwed up than I am,
or perhaps he's just more Scene than I, or maybe it's his hair.
It was the best three days of my life, though, with her.
She was so much better than the girl last week.
I let her draw Xs and Cut Lines on my wrists in sharpie.
They're still there, mocking me, reflecting the darkness in my soul.
They are tempting me.
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Did you care...
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*... that on average, humans have less than 2 legs?
- ... that Heaven has met its quota, and your dead granny has just been waitlisted?
- ... that on average, humans have less than 2 legs?
- ... that Heaven has met its quota, and your dead granny has just been waitlisted?
- ... that on average, humans have less than 2 legs?
- ... that Heaven has met its quota, and your dead granny has just been waitlisted?
- ... that on average, humans have less than 2 legs?
- ... that Heaven has met its quota, and your dead granny has just been waitlisted?
- ... that on average, humans have less than 2 legs?
- ... that Heaven has met its quota, and your dead granny has just been waitlisted?
- ... that on average, humans have less than 2 legs?
- ... that Heaven has met its quota, and your dead granny has just been waitlisted?
- ... that on average, humans have less than 2 legs?
- ... that Heaven has met its quota, and your dead granny has just been waitlisted?
- ... that on average, humans have less than 2 legs?
- ... that Heaven has met its quota, and your dead granny has just been waitlisted?
- ... that on average, humans have less than 2 legs?
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Recent deaths
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Kim Kardashian gets ready for a facial
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Today sucks because...
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November 20: Sophia Day
- 10,000 BC - Sophia, the Greek Goddess of Wisdom, invents boobs, which are like an ass, but on the front this time.
- 500 BC - Greeks invent philosophy, made from the words "philos" meaning love, and "sofia", which means Sophia Loren.
- 403 - The Hagia Sohpia, known for its majestic curves and giant stonking domes, is completed in Constantinople.
- 1917 - World War I: Battle of Cambrai: The Allies make surprise attack on the German Trenches, a young Adolf Hitler is caught jerking off to pictures of sheep at the barracks.
- 1970 - Sophia Loren wins the Academy Award for Best Actress For Life, for a candid home video which was mistakenly submitted to the Academy.
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Poets of the Month
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Modusoperandi hunts down random, unfunny shit which he replaces with less-random, quasi-funny shit. Occasionally he gets up off his ass (or more correctly, sits down on it) and makes a page of his own, to which no one ever goes.
Recently he's been making pictures that people don't like and, having discovered UnNews, has been making fake news stories (rather than the fake regular stories that he normally makes).
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The Bard (baptised 26 April 1564 – died 23 April 1616) was an English poet and playwright widely regarded as the greatest writer of the English language, and the world's preeminent dramatist. He wrote approximately 38 plays and 154 sonnets, as well as a variety of other poems. Already a popular writer in his own lifetime, the Bard became increasingly celebrated after his death and his work adulated by numerous prominent cultural figures through the centuries.
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Congratulations to Hardwick Fundlebuggy, our Poet of the Year, and Mhaille, our Self-harmer of the Year!
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