Roblox

“What the ####!”

~ Oscar Wilde on seeing Roblox for the first time

The Roblox players' avatars reflect their ### forms.

Whoops! Maybe you were looking for Lego, or Minecraft? How about Fortnite?

Roblox (stylized as ROBLOX, in ### ####) is a ###### game platform with ##### slenders, weird ######### thing to get that #####-####-### girl's #######, basically #### for kids. Not to mention the ####### chat filter which can be easily ######## by using Chinese characters resembling Latin letters: for example, "尺𠀉𠄐凡尺刀" will ###### the filters and hurt someone's feelings. Its name is a portmanteau of "Rob" (as in, kids robbing money out of their parent's wallets) and "Blocks" (with blocks representing the shapes of the heads of the kids who play ROBLOX) and the primary goal is to oofdeh. The game is rated T on ESRB since old ######### are on the ##### for some #####-####-### girl's ##### mild ######## occurs.

History

The creator of ROBLOX, going under the ROBLOX alias ROBLOX, wanted to create a game where the entire point is to ### #### #### after he had a ### ##### about LEGOs. He wanted to make it seem kid-friendly, so he added a comical sound effect signifying the ##### of a character – the characteristic "oof". Never mind, after a ####### it was changed to deh. He also came up with the idea that people could create their own games experiences, so he made ROBLOX a game experience creation platform. This also meant he didn't have to do any work at all whatsoever. At first only PC users could play it, but after enough kids #### on his door with #############, a mobile version was released, and then an Xbox version, both of which are slow as ####. Eventually, this would spread to VR headsets and the PS#.

Le oof: the fall of ROBLOX

ROBLOX during its ##### years was mostly fine. Fast-forward to ####, April Fools' Day. A community forum moderator found access into an Admin control panel after some ###### forgot to lock it. The second involves some dude named ... Around #### ROBLOX started to fall apart. ROBLOX moderators became ##### and stopped reading reports, the chat filter started to become easily ##########, and ROBLOX was too vulnerable for another ###### of the website. Eventually, ###### ###### and ########## and even ######## would start to seep in unchecked. Even ROBLOX players would roleplay to the point where they would share ######## ########### so they could go #### ###. Roblox became a place to be ####### ######## and ####. Oh, they also ###### the word gay because people used it as a #### but yet refuse to put it on the filter?

Gameplay

The player moves around by pressing WASD (the default movement controls in most PC video games, since 3WES is so ####), jumps by pressing Alt+F4, and uses the selected item by pressing ESCAPE. Some items #### other entities, others #### ### #### to smithereens. However, there is one flaw. Some ROBLOX games experiences have made achieving the true goal of ROBLOX impossible within them by placing objects in just such a way that it is impossible to oof. These paradoxical mind-#######-games experiences are consistently being removed from ROBLOX, but they are being added faster than they can be removed.

Games Experiences

The many games experiences made by the Roblox community can be categorized as of the following.

• Horror: The best games experiences on ROBLOX and also ####### and #########. Or a kid's favorite. Examples: DOORS, PRESSURE
• RNG: #/##### chance to get a ULTRA-RARE-SANIC-BOOM. Examples: Sols RNG
• Tycoon: A tycoon is a game experience where you buy stuff for the efficiency of your factory. It can be used to buy ####### to ######## your enemies, or simply just earn ##########. Examples: Tycoon RNG.
• Simulator: A pay-#-win type of game experience in which you have the ######## of RNG games experiences, the ######## of PVP games experiences and all ####### possible transactions you can ####### think of. Examples: Pet Simulator ##
• PVP: #### BAIT GAMES EXPERIENCES! Where the most ##### players reside. Also, where your skills increase and some pay-#-win. Examples: Combat Initiation (best one), Bedwars, The Strongest Battlegrounds, Blox Fruits, Etc.
• Starter place: Where little Timmy lives Example: TimmyXOXO####'s Place, Yaob###'s Place, yan#tob's Place, Etc.
• Find the Games Experiences: The #nd hardest games experiences on Roblox. Where you need to find stuff via complicated puzzles. Example: Find the Chomiks, Find the Markers.
• Obby: The most generic or the hardest possible games. Generic examples: Obby to ____, ____ obby. Hardest Examples: Juke's Tower of ####, Tower of ####, Obby Creator(Best one).
• Copycat: I ####### #### these games experiences dude why.

Forum

According to ROBLOX staff, this is a perfectly acceptable thing to say to children. And I agree!

The ROBLOX forum consisted mainly of censored ######, ########## ##### #######, whining, l##t, whining in l##t, and other ###########, so ROBLOX decided to YEET the #### out of the forums and boy, they no longer exist until they decided to make ROBLOX developer forums accessible only to those ##+ people.

“OOF OOF OOF OOF OOF OOF OOF OOF OOF OOF”

~ some n00b

“go commit die”

~ another n00b threatening a more experienced player

“### ####### #####!”

~ a random guy who tried to swear but couldn't because ## ### ###### #### filter

Banter

Chat filter

The chat filter was introduced in #### when ROBLOX had enough of ########, where if one ###### ######, they got an instant ban from ### website. It replaced safe ####, which for <## users, they could only ##### custom words instead of saying ######## ### #### #### want. It has been very badly criticized due to certain words being ########### even though nothing was wrong with ####. Take the expression "for some" as in "for some reason". ROBLOX decided to blacklist this seemingly in##cent phrase because it was mistaken to ###### the word meaning "se#### in#######se between twice as many people as you would ordinarily think would be #####cient for the task at hand". However, kids are more in####ive than adults, so new ways ### constantly being found to ###### the filter so kids can talk to their friends about the imaginary s## s####s they have in their #########. ## of #### hashtags were the most sent character on the ROBLOX chat and ### impossible to join # game experience without seeing them.

Controversies

##########. Need I ### more?

See also

• Minecraft
• LEGO