Eternal Towers of Hell

Kiddies Jupiter's Juke's Benito Mussolini's ETERNAL Towers of Hell

Eternal Towers of Hell
Developer(s)	A couple guys
Publisher(s)	Roblox, duh
Designer(s)	The developers
Engine	Roblox
Latest version	A couple thousand
Release date(s)	2018
Genre	Obby
Mode(s)	What's a mode?
Rating(s)	~80%
Platform(s)	Still Robloks
Media	Media
System requirements	A good device
Input	Input
Monthly fee	-28.5M$
Active players	Usually 1K

Kiddie's Jupiter's Juke's The ETERNAL Towers of Hell, also known as EToH, is a game experience under the umbrella of "tower-obby games" in the famous condo game called Roblox. Created in 2016 and then released in 2018, and then remade in 2019 by the co-owner because the owner didn't want to work on it anymore, and then re-re-made by the group because of... audio reasons...and then transferred to two different owners on January 21st because of... the whole game exploding, because everyone wanted to GTFO, due to highly illegal business manoeuvres committed by the owner. Complicated story. The cycle will repeat probably some time in February 2027, in which Benito Mussolini will rise from the grave and will commit a coup on the experience to create Benito Mussolini's Towers of Hell.

The Eternal Towers of Hell are made out of nine rings, ten zones, nine subrealms branching areas still subrealms, and ten duodecillion holiday events, although most of them are delayed, like the Christmas Event coming out in February. The only event to actually be on schedule is all of the April Fools events.

Difficulties

EToH is made out of eleven-ish difficulties, with seven normal difficulties, and four soul-crushing difficulties. The difficulties in order are:

• Easy - A goldfish could beat this, but towers here are usually so boring that a goldfish would get bored really quick.
• Medium - Like Easy, but slightly harder, making it slightly more intriguing.
• Hard - The beginning of when towers actually pose a challenge; towers get fun from now on.
• Difficult - Hard, but harder.
• Challenging - The tough stuff for practically 90% of the Robloxian player base.
• Intense - Towers here are pretty difficult, usually requiring some glitch to beat them. Yeah, a glitch in the physics engine is required to beat most of these towers...
• Remorseless - Home to Tater ToTS, and citadels that wanted to be soul crushing, but couldn't; towers here are very difficult. Towers in this difficulty and below are normal difficulties, towers harder than Remorseless are classified as soul crushing.
• Insane - The first soul crushing difficulty.
• Extreme - The soul crushing difficulty everyone neglected, and is home to approximately one notable tower.
• Terrifying - Very scary towers, either by how difficult they are, or by how shitty they are.
• Catastrophic - The hardest difficulty-ish.

There are also two other difficulties reserved completely for The Eternal Abyss and the Pit of Misery, the latter being moved into the Event Realm due to the amount of sweaty no-lifers in that area.

• Horrific - Harder than Catastrophic, and somehow people beat them. Originally thought impossible, is now having towers beatable in under 7 minutes.
• Unreal - The hardest difficulty.

Removed Difficulties

• Effortless - too lazy to write about this
• Thanos - This difficulty was used for Thanos Tower only.
• nil - nil.

Miscellaneous Difficulties

• Gingerbread - Used when the difficulty of a tower can't be chosen, the portal will be replaced with a low quality .jpg of a gingerbread man.
• TooHard - Also called "literally gay", it is used for bugged towers. Another version for this difficulty is WHY, mainly used by the community for towers that are way too hard for a human to complete.

Joke/Event Difficulties

• Epic - Saying a tower here would be made by an eight-year old is an insult to the youth.
• oooOOOoOOOOooo above catastrophic difficulty OoOOooOOoo - Playing the tower of this difficulty is like getting invited to come over to a friend and then getting kicked out.
• Sisyphean - 52 hours of pure waiting, and clicking W every few minutes or hours.
• Eschaton - ω^2 stud jumps onto a Ω+(2^ω^ω^ω) wraps.
• gui remorseless - tower made by gui1808
• MSD Speedy - A difficulty used for a removed mini-tower when the previous owner was having a crisis after the incident which shall not be named.
• OVERKILL - This difficulty had no reason to exist and should be exterminated by any government who gets their hands on this game.
• Epinephrine - Nil but high.

Areas

EToH is made out of two realms, those being The Great Inferno, based off of Dante's Nine Rings of ####-er, I mean Hecc. The other realm is the Spatial System, based off of Elon Musk's plans on conquering the whole solar system.

The Great Inferno

The Great Inferno is the realm that approximately 102.314% of players flock to first. The extra 2.314% is there because it wanted to be there. It contains rings 1-9, following the order of Dante's rings of hell.

The first ring of EToH, called "Limbo" is potentially the first ring of EToH. Despite being the first one, it actually isn't the easiest, for some reason. The lobby got remade in 2025, with a new song to go with it. It is home to thirteen-ish towers, depending on when you're asking this question, especially if you were asking during the 100M event. It has many... uh... "unique" towers, like Tower of Annoyingly Simple Trials not having a fucking true title in the slightest, Tower of Rage having a completely incorrect difficulty, and Citadel of Laptop Splitting in which every gamer flocks to first, ragequits, dislikes the game, and goes on with their day. The first ring is also home to the first subrealm, Forgotten Ridge, home to a steeple that stereotypes dementia that got removed on Valentine's Day.

Moo.

The second ring of EToH, called "Desire" for some reason, is possibly a ring in EToH. It is home to shit towers. It's shit. Just shit. Plain raw shit. Garbage towers. However, it is also home to some good-er-er towers, and one fat citadel called the Citadel of Wacky Strategy, or CoWS. Moo, bitch. It is also home to the Garden of Eeshöl, a subrealm that looks beautiful, and has beautiful towers.

The third ring of EToH, called "Gluttony" for some reason, because Gluttony means something like "eat a lot", is even shittier. In fact, it is the shittiest ring ever. It is home to the infamous shopping cart challenge, Tower of Confusion, and Tower of Yo Mama. It is home to the Event Realm, a realm with zero towers, besides the towers from 9/11.

The fourth ring of EToH, called "Greed", is the first step of good-ish towers. It's better compared to rings two and three, especially with Tower of Oblivion, Citadel of Uneasiness, and Tower of Inception. Trust me, Tower of Inception is the best tower. It's based off of Inception. Also, it's garbage.

The fifth ring of EToH, called "Wrath", is the fifth ring.

The sixth ring, originally called "Madness", and now called "Heresy", was the first ring after Jupiter_Five, also called Jukereise, and now called some shit like Jukecallmebaba, took control of the game. It's home to Tower of Impossible Movement, which many people say "garbage" to. Don't worry, this is the last time I'll say garbage. It's also home to the Ashen Towerworks, a pretty good subrealm. It had a pretty good tower called ToIaOS, but the creator, punky_joe/punkynil, did a... thing.

Just kinding, guess what's in the seventh ring? Practically zero garbage, besides Tower of Elongated Runs (although that's probably because it was the hardest, and still is one of the hardest towers at the time), and Tower of Crack Collaboration. It also is the first ring to have three soul-crushing towers, which are essentially towers that have a difficulty of Insane+. Oh yeah, this ring is called Violin-er, Violence.

The eighth ring of EToH, called "Fraud", is an easier ring then the past two rings. It also contained ToITI, which was made by punky_joe. You can guess what happened next. The towers get REALLY good at this point, although very few people have access to them.

The ninth ring of EToH, called "Treachery", has ULTRAKILL music in it. It's also the hardest ring by far, with every tower being at least Intense+.