Eternal Towers of Hell
| Eternal Towers of Hell | |
|---|---|
| |
| Developer(s) | A couple guys |
| Publisher(s) | Roblox, duh |
| Designer(s) | The developers |
| Engine | Roblox |
| Latest version | A couple thousand |
| Release date(s) | 2018 |
| Genre | Obby |
| Mode(s) | What's a mode? |
| Rating(s) | ~80% |
| Platform(s) | Still Robloks |
| Media | Media |
| System requirements | A good device |
| Input | Input |
| Monthly fee | -28.5M$ |
| Active players | Usually 1K |
Kiddie's Jupiter's Juke's The ETERNAL Towers of Hell, also known as EToH, is an experience under the umbrella of "tower-obby games" in Roblox. Created on some day, on some time, preferably March 2018, and then remade in 2019 by the co-owner because Kiddie didn't want to work on it anymore, and then re-re-made by the group because of... audio reasons...and then transferred to two different owners on January 21st because of... the whole game exploding, because everyone wanted to GTFO. Complicated story. The cycle will repeat probably some time in February 2027, because fuck you.
The Eternal Towers of Hell are made out of nine rings, ten zones, nine subrealms branching areas still subrealms, and ten duodecillion holiday events. Mainly April Fools events. Somehow those are the only consistent event in this game.
Difficulties[edit | edit source]
EToH is made out of eleven-ish difficulties, with seven normal difficulties, and four soul-crushing difficulties. The difficulties in order are:
- Easy - Actually fun for practically everyone.
- Medium - Easy, but harder.
- Hard - The good stuff.
- Difficult - GD's Hard.
- Challenging - GD's Harder.
- Intense - A pretty hard tower, with a pretty good accomplishment.
- Remorseless - Home to Tater ToTS, and citadels that wanted to be soul crushing, but couldn't.
- Insane - The first SC difficulty... that's it, really.
- Extreme - Extreme Demon.
- Terrifying - Very scary, I know, right?
- Catastrophic - The hardest[1] difficulty-ish.
There are also two other difficulties reserved completely for the Pit of Misery, a subrealm for the game.
- Horrific - Harder than Catastrophic, and somehow people beat them. Originally thought impossible, is now having towers beatable in under 7 minutes.
- Unreal - The hardest[2] difficulty.
Removed Difficulties[edit | edit source]
- Effortless - too lazy;didn't write, can someone write this?
- nil - nil.
Areas[edit | edit source]
EToH is made out of two realms, those being The Great Inferno, based off of Dante's Nine Rings of ####-er, I mean Hecc. The other realm is the Spatial System, based off of Elon Musk's plans on conquering the whole solar system.
The Great Inferno[edit | edit source]
The Great Inferno is the realm that approximately 102.314% of players flock to first. The extra 2.314% is there because it wanted to be there. It contains rings 1-9, following the order of Dante's rings of hell.
The first ring of EToH, called "Limbo" is potentially the first ring of EToH. Despite being the first one, it actually isn't the easiest, for some reason. The lobby got remade in 2025, with a new song to go with it. It is home to thirteen-ish towers, depending on when you're asking this question, especially if you were asking during the 100M event. It has many... uh... "unique" towers, like Tower of Annoyingly Simple Trials not having a fucking true title in the slightest, Tower of Rage having a completely incorrect difficulty, and Citadel of Laptop Splitting in which every gamer flocks to first, ragequits, dislikes the game, and goes on with their day. The first ring is also home to the first subrealm, Forgotten Ridge, home to a steeple that stereotypes dementia that got removed on Valentine's Day.
The second ring of EToH, called "Desire" for some reason, is possibly a ring in EToH. It is home to shit towers. It's shit. Just shit. Plain raw shit. Garbage towers. However, it is also home to some good-er-er towers, and one fat citadel called the Citadel of Wacky Strategy, or CoWS. Moo, bitch. It is also home to the Garden of Eeshöl, a subrealm that looks beautiful, and has beautiful towers.
The third ring of EToH, called "Gluttony" for some reason, because Gluttony means something like "eat a lot", is even shittier. In fact, it is the shittiest ring ever. It is home to the infamous shopping cart challenge, Tower of Confusion, and Tower of Yo Mama. It is home to the Event Realm, a realm with zero towers, besides the towers from 9/11.
The fourth ring of EToH, called "Greed", is the first step of good-ish towers. It's better compared to rings two and three, especially with Tower of Oblivion, Citadel of Uneasiness, and Tower of Inception. Trust me, Tower of Inception is the best tower. It's based off of Inception. Also, it's garbage.
The fifth ring of EToH, called "Wrath", is the fifth ring.
The sixth ring, originally called "Madness", and now called "Heresy", was the first ring after Jupiter_Five, also called Jukereise, and now called some shit like Jukecallmebaba, took control of the game. It's home to Tower of Impossible Movement, which many people say "garbage" to. Don't worry, this is the last time I'll say garbage. It's also home to the Ashen Towerworks, a pretty good subrealm. It had a pretty good tower called ToIaOS, but the creator, punky_joe/punkynil, did a... thing.
Just kinding, guess what's in the seventh ring? Practically zero garbage, besides Tower of Elongated Runs (although that's probably because it was the hardest, and still is one of the hardest towers at the time), and Tower of Crack Collaboration. It also is the first ring to have three soul-crushing towers, which are essentially towers that have a difficulty of Insane+. Oh yeah, this ring is called Violin-er, Violence.
The eighth ring of EToH, called "Fraud", is an easier ring then the past two rings. It also contained ToITI, which was made by punky_joe. You can guess what happened next. The towers get REALLY good at this point, although very few people have access to them.
The ninth ring of EToH, called "Treachery", has ULTRAKILL music in it. It's also the hardest ring by far, with every tower being at least Intense+.