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September 11: International Worst Inventions Ever Day

• 13800000000 BC Universe invented. Previous universe wiped out due to Large Hadron Collider collision.
• 3000 BC - Egyptians invent papyrus. Moments later, the paper cut is invented. Still some moments later, some pretty expressive swear words are invented.
• 33 - Judas invents the noose.
• 1753 - An Oxford University student invents the sound of fingernails on a chalkboard.
• 1934 - Aviation pioneer Igor Sikorsky invents the helicopter ejection seat.
• 1939 - Inspired by an awful experience at summer camp, Hitler invents his own franchise of camps.
• 1945 - Morning After Pill not yet invented; Barbara and George H.W. Bush invent George W. Bush.
• 1961 - Invention of the mullet (pictured).
• 1968 - The internet is developed.
• 2001 - Plane magnet is accidently turned on in Pentagon. Osama Bin Laden invents the world's first airplane/building hybrid.
• 2002 - Emo movement invented.

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