Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/September 9

September 9: Day of the Truffles Triffids

• ⑨ - Cirno is born.
• 1000 - During the Battle of Svolder, King Olaf I of Norway falls overboard and disappears into the Baltic Sea. He is not seen again until Olaf II: Electric Boogaloo is released on video later that year.
• 1087 - William the Conqueror dies. About time, too.
• 1312 - Paracelsus invents redundancy.
• 1313 - Paracelsus invents redundancy.
• 1405 - The world's first soda siphon goes on display in Paris. Rioting ensues.
• 1828 - Leo Tolstoy is born. How boring is that?
• 1839 - John Herschel takes the first glass plate photograph. Later photographs are of a glass cup, a glass saucer, and a glass eye.
• 1850 - California is admitted into the USA.
• 1944 - Bulgaria is occupied liberated by Soviet troops.
• 1967 - The spork is invented.
• 1969 - No rioting in Paris. Rioting ensues.
• 1976 - Mao Zedong passes away; sadly his dream of murdering more of his own people than Stalin is left unrealized.
• 1988 - In the most intense fighting of the GI Joe-Transformers War, the Autobot-Joe Alliance and Union of Decepticon and Cobra Forces see heavy casualties in the Battle of the Backyard.
• 2009 - Being 9/9/09, an upside down Satan appeared, only to shortly die of spinal injuries.

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