Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/September 27

September 27: Being Fooled by Nigerian Scammers Day

• 1822 - Jean-François Champollion announces that he has deciphered the Rosetta stone. It begins, "Dear sir, I am the cousin of the former finance minister of Nigeria, Ngubo Mbobobo..."
• 1882 - Oscar Wilde is notified that he has been selected to receive £24.9 million from persecuted Nigerian businessman Mr. Mboto Nzuzuwawe! All he has to do is telegraph his checking account number!
• 1942 - Adolf Hitler gets scammed out of all of Nazi Germany's tank anti-freeze budget by a Nigerian claiming to need a small sum of money to export his emu stock and giant vast fortunes.
• 1967 - Nigeria overthrows their monarchy made up of more than 2,000 princes, who are forced to beg foreigners for wire transfers to sustain their decadent lifestyle.
• 2005 - George W. Bush announces a $10,000,000 injection into the US economy, after receiving an email from "Dr. David Ngumutumutu" who has all this money from some American guy's Nigerian bank account, who died in a plane crash with the rest of his family.

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