Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/September 8

September 8: International Precision Day

• Sometime Someone invents like counting or something.
• 1, 2:05:32 PM: Counting is invented by a female human named Digits Counting, 1.745 meters tall, after 4 hours, 8 minutes and 16 seconds of thinking about the problem of shortening sales reports.
• 70, 6:12:55 AM - 11:03:44 PM Roman legions under the command of Titus sack Jerusalem.
• 1930 - 3M begins marketing Scotch transparent tape, which sells better than Scotch transparent crayon.
• 1950: The world's first sit-on lawnmower goes on display in Paris. Rioting ensues.
• 1962: Segregation is repealed.
• 1986: Plurals Plural banned in the Netherland (formerly known as the Netherlands).
• 1992: Woman finds baby in dumpster. Declares her a daughter.
• 2000 - No one cares
• 2001 - They still don't care
• 2002 - Hey look!...nah, don't care
• 2003 - People start to care after free booze is supplied to them via the Red Cross.

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