Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/September 14

September 14: Struggle Day (Australia) / Gřáťúïťõùš Üšę öf Ðîåçřïťíćãľ Mâřkš Ďàý (Everywhere else)

• 1234 - The Duke of Umlaut invents the umlaut, becomes first Düke of Ümlaüt. He is later slain in a duel with Barón vön Accént Márk.
• 1814 - Francis Scott Key writes The Star-Spangled Banner. He later retitles it "The Stär Spänglèd Bäññër" to make it more rockin'.
• 1969 - Björk is björn in a lönely fjörd in Nörth Ïceláãnd.
• 1970 - The metal band Blue Öyster Cult is förmed.
• 1971 - It ís qûïťę a nićē day in Paris. Rioting énsueš.
• 1975 - The metal band Motörhead förms.
• 1981 - The metal band Ümlåüt forms.
• 1982 - Styx plăŷş "Mr. Roboto" for the first time. Pëóplè hate it. Al Gore then gets the ideä to enslave the robot populätion in a fjörd in Østlandet.
• 1983 - The metal bänd Gřåťüïťöüs Díåçřïtíćäľ Mäřk forms.
• 1985 - Hâägén-Dáãzs introduces their latest flavor: Döúblé Chérrÿ Crémë dé Chöcølãté Súprëmé. Riöting ensues.
• 1993 - Peter Cook is ässässinäted by space otters during a performance in the Royal Albert Hall.
• 2003 - In a referendum, Sweden rejects ädopting the Euro, unless it is renämed the Eüro.
• 2004 - ä přêśćhööl têäćhěř is sůêd før têłľing a fäiry täłê tø hêr ćläss. Ťhé fäther øf ønê øf ťhé kids säid thát bý têłľíňg fäiřy tälêš, šhě wäs ůńdêrmińińg thêir äthêistic møräl välúês óf løgić äńd rêäśøn.
• 2005 - The metäl band Thîs Rûňńîñg Jøkê ïs Wêäríñg Öút îtš Wëlcømê forms.
• 2007 - Some guy has a bit of a struggle.
• 2008 - Ůñçŷçłöpęđįă.ốřg õffīĉįäłłŷ bêċømêş mőŕē ŗêľïåb+ľē ťĥáŋ Ŵįķīpęďǐã.

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