Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/September 18
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September 18: God's Birthday (Happy birthday, God!)
- Infinity BC - God is born. Exactly how this happens remains of of the great mysteries of time, especially since the date is known with precision.
- 4004 BC - God receives the universe as a birthday present, but loses interest when He discovers that it is infested with parasites
- 3200 BC - Shanip of Ammon Jr., a canaanite, is struck down by lightning when he forgets God's birthday.
- 1300 BC - God decrees to his peoples that the holiest Number shall be 91. When griping ensues, God relents and changes to the much easier to remember 7.
- 854 AD - God creates Hell once the most wicked neighborhoods of Heaven reach capacity.
- 2001 - God gets drunk at His birthday party and passes out in Buddha's bathroom.
- 2005 - God is found passed out drunk in a dumpster behind a Denny's. God is forced to attend rehab.