Sisyphus
“One must imagine Sysiphus happy”
Sisyphus is some kinde of greek nerd that made god mad so he has to push a big rock up a hill forever
The Legend[edit | edit source]
According to the legend, Sisyphus was struggling because of potassium deficiency; he wanted to eat a banana, but sadly died before he could eat it. When he met with god he immediately asked for a banana, but God called him a monkey and Sisyphus decided that he wouldn't take this. Thus, he insulted God and then God decided he must go push a rock up a hill, and every time it reaches the top suddenly it starts rolling down somehow and he has to push it back up. I don't know how this correlates to potassium deficiency but he got punished anyway for this. This guy must really hate balls or something I don't know
Anyway he inspired multiple bad modern games such as Sisyphus simulator on Roblox.
Anyway that's basically the whole life story of Sisyphus
The Myth[edit | edit source]
It is said that Sisyphus build a city out of nothing but corn, which he decided to call Ancient Cornith. It is not known when, how, or why, but we think it was him trying to become perfect and abandoning his sins. Of course, this didn't do anything, and Sisyphus remained imperfect.
Some also say that he himself invented corn just to build an entire city out of corn.
None of these myths are proven, however historians are digging up remains of what appears to be a lot of corn in Greece.
Timeline[edit | edit source]
1422 - Sisyphus was born
1326 - Sisyphus found that he liked bananas
180 BCE - Sisyphus became a mountain climber
1974 - Sisyphus accidentally fell off of a mountain and got stuck
2086 - Sisyphus ran out of bananas and went to get more
2087 - Sisyphus died in the middle of Walmart
???? - Sisyphus met with god
3200 BCE - Started pushing a rock up a hill forever
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