User talk:OrdinaryJoe1234

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Your article

I've seen you've started an article about Delaware not existing. Although the concept is funny, sadly the execution is a tad poor. You should expand your article or else it will most likely face deletion for being too short - and I hope you do expand it, because it has potential. If you don't want a time limit you can always ask for it to be moved to your userspace. I hope you don't mind and have fun editing in Uncyclopedia. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:20, 22 March 2025 (UTC)

Nominating articles

Hey pal, great that you are keen to nominate articles. Could I ask you to be a little thoughtful about which articles you nominate? You've had several nominations which have failed pretty quickly. We really only feature articles of a really high calibre. Whilst users can nominate whatever they want, if they get a track record of consecutive failed votes, we will ask them first to put a little more consideration into what they feature first. Reading articles takes users time, so its more helpful for the community that they will consider articles that have a reasonable chance to be featured. For example Worst 100 Nutty Conspiracy Theories of All Time is just a big list. Listy articles rarely get featured unless they are utterly exceptional, unique in some way and usually have some other concept. This list is even missing content (and not in an ironic or funny way). CHEERS ShabiDOO 21:43, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

Please stop nominating articles. You could get blocked for doing this since you've already been warned by an admin. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 02:00, 11 February 2026 (UTC)

Nominating articles pt.2

MEGA SMASHA!

You've been squished by a jimbo whale!
Please take this very seriously: DaniPine3 wants to let you know that you did something jimbo silly, which may or may not include creating Wikipedia oops sorry, wrong person. Your reasoning for being smashed by a whale is: nominating too many articles on VFH 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:22, 20 February 2026 (UTC).

But no, seriously, you should stop nominating so many articles, specially when most of those you're nominating are mediocre at best. If you keep like this we'll have to ban you from VFH like we did with another user called Fenris2010. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:24, 20 February 2026 (UTC)