UnNews:RFK Shares his wonderful beliefs about autism
WASHINGTON, DC - Long standing heroin junkie smart doctor Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has shared his most wonderful views about autism. An (actually) autistic correspondent at UnNews is here to provide a transcript of it, along with commentary.
RFK:
"This is an individual tragedy" ~~ He's obviously talking about his face.
"Autism destroys families" ~~ He knows a lot about that.
"Destroys...our children" ~~ Bad public health can do that just fine
"Children who should not be suffering like this" ~~ Like Elon Musk? He's an autistic child.
"These kids will never pay taxes" ~~ FUCK YEAH!!! I never liked our military spending anyway; and he's right; in Trump's America, Elon Musk doesn't pay taxes.
"Never hold a job" ~~ Elon Musk
"Never play baseball" ~~ I like hockey better anyway
"Never write a poem" ~~ Einstein wrote poems
"Never go out on a date" ~~ Ever heard of Love On The Spectrum?
"Many of them will never use a toilet unassisted" ~~ This is partially true. Why? Because every woman would love to assist me in the bathroom.
"We are doing this to our children" ~~ By "we" do you mean "you"?
"We need to put an end to it" ~~ Great. Start with Elon Musk!
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