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Politics and conflicts Australian Prime Minister’s popularity dips in recent polls Australian PM praises citizens for flood Poland shocked as president’s coffin arrives in New Zealand New Zealand Prime Minister Denies Nudity Led to Death	Sports Australian National Cricket Council forms Tony Greig announces release of limited-edition Shane Warne "Red Wings" souvenir Wales Football Fans Forget Words to Their Own National Anthem Stan Marsh presents: 2022 FIFA World Cup	Latest news from Oceania  Australia names Mike Gibbons as October's 'National Fart Month' 2023 Ambassador. Australians Mark October as 'National Fart Month' 10-year-old millionaire set to retire America to ban Aussie slang The truth about 'Cocaine Cassie' revealed Discussion of possible NRL ban for bringing cocaine into disrepute Local homophobe creampies QANTAS CEO New Zealand complains that they are NOT on the world map Airtight gimbal boat found in ocean by pirates NZ outlaws shouting 'Lucifer' during anal » Older news
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