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Politics and conflicts Australian Prime Minister’s popularity dips in recent polls Australian PM praises citizens for flood Poland shocked as president’s coffin arrives in New Zealand New Zealand Prime Minister Denies Nudity Led to Death	Sports Australian National Cricket Council forms Tony Greig announces release of limited-edition Shane Warne "Red Wings" souvenir Brits get their ass kicked Wales Football Fans Forget Words to Their Own National Anthem	Latest news from Oceania  Countries Unveil Breakfast Cereal Plan Australia names Mike Gibbons as October's 'National Fart Month' 2023 Ambassador. Australians Mark October as 'National Fart Month' 10-year-old millionaire set to retire America to ban Aussie slang The truth about 'Cocaine Cassie' revealed Discussion of possible NRL ban for bringing cocaine into disrepute New Zealand complains that they are NOT on the world map Airtight gimbal boat found in ocean by pirates NZ outlaws shouting 'Lucifer' during anal » Older news
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Science OMG, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE-- wait, nevermind No wonder I like big butts and I cannot lie Scorsese discovers Britney Spears Email song NASA fixes supercomputer by turning it off and then back on	Music Rivers Cuomo loses his sex, again Rivers Cuomo takes on Spotify Boney M removes Neil Young cover from Spotify	Health Countries Unveil Breakfast Cereal Plan Australia names Mike Gibbons as October's 'National Fart Month' 2023 Ambassador. 'Sunday Papers Podcast' Host Greg Fitzsimmons' Sex Tape Becomes Highest-Rated Fi... Latest Narcissism Wave Grips Los Angeles County, Women Urged to Stay Low for Now
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