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Top News Lorde fans mistakenly attend Lordi concert BERLIN - Ashley Hampton, 13, from Denver, Colorado is a huge fan of New Zealand pop singer Lorde. So she was ecstatic when her parents bought tickets to see her in Berlin of all places. "I was going to Berlin anyway, for a business trip," says her father, Steve, 40. When Ashley and her parents arrived at The Mercedes-Benz Arena, they were horrified to discover that none of the four men on stage wearing Orc costumes were the singer born Ella Marija Lani Yelich-O'Connor -- who is best known for such hits as "Royals," "Team," "Tennis Court," "Homemade Dynamite," and "Green Light." Read more...	Political Bickering 04 Jul 2011: Australian Prime Minister’s popularity dips in recent polls 31 Dec 2010: Australian PM praises citizens for flood 15 Aug 2010: Australian Prime Minister and Opposition leader revealed to be part elephant! 24 Jun 2010: Gillard is Australia's first shemale PM 24 Jun 2010: Additional Shock as Oz gets first Prime Mistress 12 Apr 2010: Poland shocked as president’s coffin arrives in New Zealand 22 Mar 2010: Google quits censoring results in Australia 02 Sep 2009: "No such thing as swine flu" admits Aussie PM	Latest news from Oceania Countries Unveil Breakfast Cereal Plan Australia names Mike Gibbons as October's 'National Fart Month' 2023 Ambassador. Australians Mark October as 'National Fart Month' 10-year-old millionaire set to retire America to ban Aussie slang New Zealand complains that they are NOT on the world map The truth about 'Cocaine Cassie' revealed Discussion of possible NRL ban for bringing cocaine into disrepute » Older news
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