NAIROBI, KENYA - With the election stuff now said and done, here at UnNews we are looking to the future, and the future shows that in 2025 leopards will have a
GREAT feast. This election has been bad for a lot of people, basically half the country, but talking with the leopards we have seen that they are
ELATED to see
Trump finally back in control all this time. Us in America where UnNews is instated have sadly forgotten about the famine in Africa with the leopards, how they were hungry for four years when
Sleepy Joe was in control,
eugh, but now with Trump back things are finally looking back up for the patterned predators as they share their stories. We spoke with leader Larry "Roaring" Jawson.
