WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Nobel Committee has awarded President Donald Trump with yet another Nobel Peace Prize, this time for starting a war with Iran. This peace prize, now one of the many prizes he has earned over his term, was officially given for "starting a war which may theoretically end at some point in the future."
Following initial confusion, the Nobel Committee explained, "Since wars always have an end, either by a cessation of hostilities, or a possible end of the world scenario, starting a war is causally and topographically indistinguishable from ending one. As someone who has causally ended a war, Trump is therefore eligible for this prize."
