GAZA - U.S. President and real estate mogul Donald J. Trump has announced the opening of a luxurious beach resort, right by the crystal clear waters of the Levantine Sea: the Sierra Gaza. Run by Chief Hotelier Benjamin Netanyahu, the new Trump Sierra Gaza resort will feature 360km2 of golfing, hiking, sunning, shopping, bathing, paragliding, and some of the finest food this side of the Euphrates. An opening date has yet to be confirmed, but Trump hopes to finish construction by 2027.
Trump, answering an AP reporter, said: "I saw some hairy protesters just outside the South Lawn screaming, 'Free Gaza!', and I thought, for free? All that land? I thought it was too good to be true, and in many ways it was. It was a wreck! A total mess! I asked [Israeli Prime Minister] Bibi how it got to be that way, and he said he just found it like that."
