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Top News Massive stadium brawl breaks out over contemporary solipsist philosophy BOGOTA, Colombia - It has recently been revealed that the gigantic brawl that recently broke out at a soccer game in Columbia was caused by a bitter argument amongst audience members over existentialism and solipsism and its relevance to modern society. The fight left 80 people wounded; 18 of them had brutal stab wounds. Juan Johnon, one of the men who started the brawl, says, "There I was, enjoying a good game soccer...or European football...whatever. I was enjoying watching a bunch of men in shorts kicking a ball around. As I watched, I discussed existentialist principles with my best friend Jerry, as I always do during soccer games. That's when the trouble started." Read more...	Central America 22 Dec 2024: Panama Canal threatened by rising sea levels 03 Jun 2022: Mauve stan protests against Cerulean after 2000 Colour of the Year PTSD 28 Jan 2020: Camile Sesto 23 Dec 2012: Mayans: 'Made ya look!' 26 Nov 2012: It's NOT Macho Time, nor will it ever be again 11 Jun 2012: Interview with a Mayan, will the world end?	Latest news from South America Camile Sesto Nelson Ned, midget Brazilian singer, dies RCB's Facebook: "Luciana's second daughter is here" Mother has FB page removed from favorites Interview with Nicolas Maduro Braga to the women: 'Feliz natal! I have given you a troll!' Hebe Camargo dies Chavez plays down "crush you all" comment » Older news
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