UnNews:Mauve stan protests against Cerulean after 2000 Colour of the Year PTSD

Friday, June 3, 2022

Our news reporters couldn't capture any signs of this man, so they had to create a drawing themselves.

After the 2000's election of Colour of the Year, Many Mauve fans were upset. A few of these fans, also known as stans, had at least some sort of post-traumatic stress disorder happen to them. One man in particular exprerienced this disorder a few hours ago. He was seen last holding a sign that showed a red line dashed across what is presumed to be Cerulean and walking down the streets of Panama. Please don't ask why we have news reporters in Panama. The picture on the left shows what our reporters could see from him. More information will come out later today or tomorrow.

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