UnNews:Cat dies from pickle

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Sunday July, 3, 2008


Mittens (2003-2008) eating a poison pickle

Mittens the star performer cat was found dead today when a thug poisoned his pickle! The thug was arrested and was sentenced to death! His owner was awarded today with a crocheted version of mittens, The thugs remains are now found underneath the BULL BROS circus!

Mittens found dead in owners home

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