UnNews:Tsumugi Shirogane plans to remove Wikipedia's notability guideline
Thursday, May 29th, 2025
TOKYO, JAPAN - People who were mad at Wikipedia for not having an article for something you hoped had a page can finally sleep today knowing that famous cosplayer criminal Tsumugi Shirogane is going to sneak into Wikipedia and remove their notability guideline.
She decided to do it after she looked up her name and it redirected to a game she just so happened to be in. She got so mad that she replaced the page with "REMOVE THE NOTABILITY GUIDELINE" over and over again. After she made the edit, she got the notice that she was permanently IP banned for vandalism. She got so mad that she decided to just do it.
The crime will be committed once she makes the costume for Jimbo Wales. After she makes the costume, she will jump onto a plane without a ticket, hide under the seats, and when the plane lands, she sneaks onto a bus to Wikimedia headquarters.
Once she sneaks into Wikimedia headquarters, she will put the real Jimbo Wales into hypersleep She will then go to the Wikipedia servers, and close the door. That's when she deletes any guideline and template related to the notability guideline and permanently protect their pages from creation by everyone. Is that possible on Wikipedia? I don't care.
Excited? Check Google's Tsumugi tracker to see when she has the Jimbo costume.