UnNews:Boeing receives giant order for Kamikaze planes from Qatar
Thursday, May 22, 2025
Qatar Bolsters Defenses with Acquisition of two hundred Boeing 737 MAX Kamikaze Planes
Doha, Qatar - In a move that has sparked international discussion, Qatar has announced a significant investment in its defense capabilities through the purchase of 200 Boeing 737 MAX kamikaze planes. Citing purely defensive purposes, the Qatari government emphasized that the acquisition is intended to enhance the nation's security in a volatile regional landscape.
The Qatari ministry of Defense and Jihad declined to comment, most likely because not a single person working there understand English.
“Boeing strongly supports every countries right to defend itself and we firmly believe that our export controls will ensure that these planes will not be used in any other then purely peaceful and defensive kinetic strikes against foreign belligerents. The kamikaze version of the 737 MAX is uniquely suited for this role. Inshallah. ”
A well informed source inside Fox News reiterated Qatar's commitment to peace and stability in the Middle East. "This acquisition is a purely defensive measure," the spokesperson stated. "Qatar believes in maintaining a strong defense to deter any potential aggression and safeguard its sovereignty. These planes will serve as an integral part of their layered security apparatus. These weapons are unlikely to be given to terrorist organizations. Perhaps only occasionally loaned."
It is rumored that the planes will be manned by volunteers from Pakistan and Afghanistan.
The announcement has drawn mixed reactions from neighboring countries and international observers. Some have expressed concerns about the potential for escalation and the nature of kamikaze planes, while others have acknowledged Qatar's right to strengthen its defenses in a complex geopolitical environment. Hamas, Isis and Al Qaida all released statements supporting the righteous cause of the Ummah to defend itself against aggressive infidel high rise buildings in foreign lands.
Jared Kushner quietly applied for membership of the Manhattan Billionaires club after the stockmarket closed on the day the sale was announced.
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- CNN "Qatar invests in Kamikaze technology" CNN, May 14, 2025