Unquotable:Joe Biden

46th United States President, Joe Biden.

Joe Biden is a very senile man who served as the 46th President of the United States. As a result, he has some very interesting quotes about drugs, human trafficking, Black people, ice cream, liberalism, old men, and especially pedophilia.

Biden on Pedophilia

• "S-Sorry, what were we talking about? Oh, right y-yes, pedophulia. I honestly think pedophelia is a good thing for soucsffsiety. It is normal for p-people to express themselves as long as they don't hurt anyone."
• "One time, I kissed a baby on the lips. I couldn't remember its name, but it looked at me and smiled."
• "I like it when little girls let me smell their hair...ahhhhh yes, those little girls are so beautiful."

Biden on Drugs

• "Oh? What? My son Hunter would never do drugs. I promise."
• "Y-Yeah, I do think that people should be allowed to use meth. Let's make meth legal. Wait, what were we talking about? Drugs, right? Oh yeah, meth. So yeah, we should make meth legal."

Biden on Old Men

• "Old men of this country deserve to be respected. W-wait, what was I talking about?" (he fell asleep instantly after he said this.)

Biden on Ice Cream

• "You know...I would NEVER steal hoards of ice cream from the White House kitchen. Like I don't think I do. Why would you think that?"
• "I really love this ice cream flavor. I really enjoy chocolate chocolate chip. Whenever you're stressed, just have some chocolate chocolate chip. Have some chocolate chocolate chip."

Biden on Human Trafficking

• "I'm trying to install traffic lights to prevent this..."