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hey whered teh Matrix go?? --Nerd42eMailTalkUnMetaWPediah2g2 17:21, 2 March 2006 (UTC)

Here, I believe.

Bottom Images[edit source]

The images across the bottom of the page are slightly too wide for my browser and that makes me really upset (inside I'm crying). If you get rid of one of the photos it should be OK..... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Actually about 4 of them cross over into the unknown space on my browser. But it'd be a shame to get rid of one... or four. So maybe if you just shrunk them all... HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 16:20, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
Hey Tompkins.....thats just crazy enough to work..... Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Sorry, I put a "nowrap" in the HTML for the main table cell. I'll change it back... --Some user 17:00, 4 March 2006 (UTC)

Witty Wikipedia quote[edit source]

This one's genuine actually.

“In fairy chess any other orthodox piece or fairy piece may instead be designated royal”

~ Wikipedia on Fairy chess

--NERD42  EMAIL  TALK  H2G2  PEDIA  NEWS  15:47, 12 April 2006 (UTC)

What I Just Did[edit source]

Damn, I just ruined one of my favorite pairs of bedroom slippers. Oh well, I guess it's back to Neiman-Marcus for me! --Some user 04:21, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

Gone![edit source]

Why was this wreaked? It was supposed to be a parody of Wikiquote, and it was, but now its a mess! ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 15:30, 30 May 2006 (UTC)

I don't understand, Ghelae... Nothing has changed whatsoever, and the current version looks as much like Wikiquote as anyone should have any right to expect, no? Yeah, the color scheme is slightly different, but theirs is as totally gay as anything I've ever seen. So... could you be more specific? And please tell me you're not doing this just to get back at me for suggesting that "Making up February 23rd Quotes" should be deleted. Hell, at this point you could recreate that and nobody would care all that much, including me!  c • > • cunwapquc? 23:50, 30 May 2006 (UTC)
See here, and compare it too Wikiquote.
Then see here.
See the difference?
Which one looks best, or most similar to Wikiquote?
The first one, the old version, I'd say. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 09:14, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
The problem there, Ghelae (as I see it) is that Wikiquote has, like, 10,000 articles, whereas QuoteUnquote has, like, 20 articles. The crucial difference between these two main-page versions is that Wikiquote's has a list of categories (in small caps) just beneath the top paragraph, and a list of sub-projects at the bottom. Then there's this huge slew of links to Wikiquote in other languages, help pages, etc.... And we don't have any of that stuff. Plus there's the color scheme - theirs makes me physically ill, to be honest. Obviously I've never been one to hold the position that Uncyc should try to look just like Wikipedia - just the opposite, in fact - but this is one case where we really can't look just like them, if only for practical reasons.
Are you really interested in this stuff, Ghelae? This area needs more pages, and at this point (like I say) I don't think anyone cares much about who/what the subjects are, as long as there's some genuine humor content. It'll probably never be linked to from the Main Page as long as I'm involved, but that's no skin off my nose.  c • > • cunwapquc? 02:20, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
Good point. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 07:49, 1 June 2006 (UTC)

One interwiki[edit source]

Good, I am a user of the Inciclopedia, the Uncyclopedia in spanish....

We have created, as you, a space for the quotes (Incitables) ... do they leave me to put an interwiki between this page and ours? (Vice versa already we have it made)

Regards and thanks --Fer 03:32, 4 November 2006 (UTC)

Done! I like what you've got there. Adding an "interwiki" language link is fairly easy - you might look at the code (by clicking the edit link), but in this case it's just [[es:inciclopedia:Incitables]]. Anyway, thanks!  c • > • cunwapquc? 17:21, 4 November 2006 (UTC)

Seriously Joking......................[edit source]

Most people in the world is confused about all unimportant things. And there are some super stupids to provide them with solutions, isnt it funny? Well u know the easiest thing for a person isnt sleeping it isnt taking its not joking it is all about giving advices.

   Trust me its the easiest thing to do.Today the world is getting splitted due to unwanted political leaders and the youth is facing monetary and recession problems.The planet is in big danger due to the most intelligent creature it is having called human beings........
   Do you have a solution??

Wlong rink[edit source]

Japanese Unquotabre is ja:Unbooks:Unquotable.

It isn't ja:Uncyclopedia:UnBooks:Unquotable. --Engrish speaker What here area team (talk) 08:55, 18 July 2013 (UTC)