Unquotable:Quotes in Gangsta

Yo boi, wut up. Y'all be down at tha crib we playaz like callin' "da' Unquotabullshit, an' you suckaz might notice it ain't costin' y'all shit. Dag, yo! Ain't no bitches givin' a shit 'bout tellin' wuz'all true here, word up. All jus' suckaz puttin' fake-ass shit in like it's said by some dead-ass famous lily-ass muhfucka. Fuck all, ain't 'dat da bomb! We got otha yammaz' lingoze here too but ain't no homies understandin' all'at. Fo' shizzle. Like 'dey even got yo some big-ol' ass Uncyc'yopedia thang, fully-strapped an' loaded an' ready to do some serious bidnezz, yo. Dazzum way strong fly shit. All y'all punk-ass bitches can even fuck up 'dis shit all y'want, 'dey even tellzya how. If y'all get yo ass bored an' shit, foolz even got a shit box for doin' whatevah y'all pleeze. 'Dey tellz ya go to tha set yo' ass up page but fuck that shit, bro. Ain't no way I givin' no broke-ass peace officaz fuck-all 'bout my personal affairz 'n' shit. Fuck 'dat. fuck u

It's All Random An' Shit

“Of course, randomness plays a role in the process of natural selection as it applies to species.
In fact, I was thinking of letting it play Frodo... but that idiot Peter Jackson overruled me.”
~ Charles Darwin

Word up: Ain't no random shit like they sayin', dawg. Fact they probably usin' robots an' shit fo' puttin' this shit up. Ain't no mo' than, like, a dozen o' these muhfuckaz, so these bitches say otha-wize, y'all gotta cap they ass, yo?

Yo, No Shit Y'All (jack it)

Tha 'Hood

New shit:	Voltaire - Aristotle - Yoda
Live muh'fuckaz:	Keanu Reeves - Bill Gates - William Shatner - Christopher Walken - Random unfunny quotes
Dead muh'fuckaz:	Aristotle - Arthur C. Clarke - Winston Churchill - Noel Coward - Charles Darwin - Albert Einstein - Benjamin Franklin - Thomas Jefferson - Sun-Tzu - Mark Twain - Voltaire - Oscar Wilde - Nostradamus
Sh'up y'all:	Anonymous - Jesus Christ - Cthulhu - God - Swedish Chef - Yoda - Captain Oblivious - Dumb Kid
Mo' shit:	Hamlet
Ain't no thang:	Quote Market - Russian Reversal - Epitaphs - Last words - Deep Thoughts - Mnemonics

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Book of bullshit dawg - Po-Po 5-o bullshit - How to make a gang tag homie Help, nigga Hey Lauren, I enjoyed talking with you last night! You are so much fun! I hope you have a great weekend! I am shopping for your christmas present soon! Love, Randy