User talk:Nobody cares
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Welcome[edit source]
Greetings and well met, Nobody cares, and welcome to Uncyclopedia. Thank you for creating an account and giving me this wonderful opportunity to send my minions through your refrigerator in search of quality mustard. Meantime, feel free to poke around, much to see, much to do. I do hope you like what you see and choose to stick around. If not, the door's right over there, and we also have several strategically-placed windows, if that is what you prefer.
Now that you are here, these tend to be of use for folks like you:
- Beginner's Guide - a more thorough introduction.
- Our Vanity Policies - it's important that things also be funny to Lithuanians.
- How to be funny and not just stupid - this is kind of important.
Please remember to sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (
) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date... unless Wikia broke something again. But usually they're pretty good about not harming the base functions. Usually.
At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:Nobody cares/Article about stuff) so you may edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done slap a construction template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.
There are plenty of other things to do, of course. Often articles will require proofreading, among other fix ups, and we could always use more reviewers, and for the more artistic of folks, there's the option of creating images to aid articles that need more images and making them prettier, for instance.
If you need help or have questions, feel free to ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, ask on IRC, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is here to bring experienced editors straight to you.
Again, welcome! ~ 
03:34, 16 May 2011
The timing of this user creation was spot on[edit source]
Well done! L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 21:38, 14 August 2023 (UTC)
- Wait, this page is 11 years old, how was this user only just registered in RC? BraGreMat save my fucking mind! L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 21:45, 14 August 2023 (UTC)
- And the other guy L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 21:47, 14 August 2023 (UTC)
- I dunno, something about this is spooky. This user just gives me the chills. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 21:50, 14 August 2023 (UTC)
- Answered on my talk page. And welcome, Nobody cares! MrX blow me
22:12, 14 August 2023 (UTC)
- Answered on my talk page. And welcome, Nobody cares! MrX blow me
- I dunno, something about this is spooky. This user just gives me the chills. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 21:50, 14 August 2023 (UTC)
- And the other guy L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 21:47, 14 August 2023 (UTC)
