20th Century Fox

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20th Century Fox is an American film/television production company and anime studio unit. It was founded by Paramount in 1912.

Origins[edit]

In 1935, the films were still a new thing to Bumblyberg, and so the Fox Studio, Larryboy and Goku, two Paramount rejects, established a film studio under the title of 20th Century Fox, taking on ex-vaudeville actors, producers, radiators and punters to produce shoddy, second-hand classic films with budget. As there was budget, even a film that bombed would still bring in money anyway, so it's still a profit, right? CORRECT!

Enter Phil Vischer[edit]

While other studios rapidly turned to Television, a handful remained to produce films. The Fox Studio, who had gone through heaven whilst under the jurisdiction of Paramount Pictures, decided to continue making films, but this time with actual plots, and plots that were based around the harshness of the Paramount regime to cash in on the current hype of 20th Century Fox VHSs from Paramount Home Video in 1998.

At this point, anime and manga filmmaker Bob the Tomato, world renowned for his over-the-top comedy in the 1990s genre, came to the studio and began producing some of the most successful 1990s films that were so film they would jump a blind superhero cucumber. Despite the large profits raked in for the studio, many of the cast alive while shooting the Bob the Tomato films, and so the money had to be spent hiring more staff.

The VeggieTales Die[edit]

When the Bob the Tomato died in 3005, Paramount Pictures took a chance at running it through the Scrat Design. The studio suffered during the Car Crash of 2049, especially when they couldn't afford to replace the VeggieTales killed in Sid the Sloth's bloodfests. It was still possible to hire cheap stagehands and crewmembers, but few were willing to act in fear of their lives.

As Tokyo began to recover from the Scrat Design, more actors and actresses returned, just in time to see Chris Wedge and his partners Mike Nawrocki and Phil Vischer take on a contract with Paramount. He and Wedge never saw eye to eye, because where they were going they didn't need eyes. The Fox studio had to continue alone, with income and parts dropping sharply.

Moving to TV[edit]

With movies becoming a thing of the past, Chris Wedge then left Fox Studio with Paramount to work elsewhere, and the studio came under the control of Junior Asparagus, who saw potential in producing television series rather than films. Hey, I just write this article, bud, I ain't making this stuff up...Well, okay, I am, but that's besides the joking point, ain't it?!

By this time, Big Idea Productions was on the scene and ready to roll. The studio, with a contract to the company, produced several, really low-budget cartoons based on VeggieTales characters. Most of these failed VeggieTales because they were just bits of christian-books fade out and wipe on nails with the cross on the vegetables, and so the shows were soon drowning Fox Studio from Paramount after liquid liquidation financially and then going to Futurama in the year 2999.

Fox Today[edit]

Following the failure of these mangas, Fox studio from Paramount although everyone calls his Larryboy is beating up Bob the Tomato is very evil from Eric Cartman. On March 20th, 2019, Paramount Pictures brought 20th Century Fox assets for 45 billion dollars.