PPRightPlace

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This page is for documenting and explaining the English Uncyclopedia policy on dick measuring via page protection.

Are you trying to request protection of a page? Nag an admin.
Are you trying to request removal of a page's protection? Nag an admin.
Do you want to request an edit be made to a protected page? Scream in all caps on the talk page until somebody does something.
Do you need to report persistent vandalism or spam to an administrator? Nag an admin.
Do you need to report an inappropriate username or an account with a username that blatantly violates Uncyclopedia's username policy? Nag an admin.
Are you currently blocked from editing Uncyclopedia and wish to request an unblock? You can resolve this matter by appealing your block.
Do you need to report an edit war or three-revert rule violation to an administrator? Go back to Wikipedia.
Do you need to report or discuss a policy violation or behavioral issue (such as an evasion of a block, abuse of tools, or other incidents) on Uncyclopedia that requires administrator intervention? Nag an admin.

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